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Words and jokes! He/him! Times & Galaxy out now on steam/consoles!
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Uncle Boonmee, recalling a past life where he was in the X Games and completely dominated the half pipe event: haha... sick
December 31, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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I would never do the "Here comes the airplane" bit to feed my child. Embarrassing for us both. I would calmly explain the importance of adequate nutrition and they will yield to unimpeachable logic
December 30, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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They say imitation crab is the sincerest form of crab
December 27, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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"The Lord...is 𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘶𝘨𝘺". The older angel took a step back in shock. "Do you like that word?", Lucifer sneered, "I invented it just now".
December 27, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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sequel to The Thing that's just Kurt Russell and Keith David fist fighting for ninety minutes. you never find out if either of them is the thing
December 25, 2025 at 5:55 AM
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Paradise Killer is currently FREE on Epic Games Store as one of their festive free games! 😱

May the Silent Goat walk with you!
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https://store.epicgames.com/en-US/p/paradise-killer-c3ea1c
December 22, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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there’s now a petition for the canadian government to overturn the recent legislation in AB and SK designed to strip trans youth of their rights. please sign: www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...
Sign this Petition - Petitions
www.ourcommons.ca
December 21, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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Of all the sins of AI, this is an unexpected and deeply annoying one
Funny animal videos no longer being trustworthy just fucking sucks all around. I love the wonder of animal behavior and what it says about the experience of being alive. It's because it happened in reality that it's so fun. It's not fun if it was just made up. There's no wonder there.
December 19, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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HARD BOILED DETECTIVE: another cruel sunrise over the city of the damned. another corpse. another widow. another cup of black coffee to drag my sorry ass back to life- *sputtering*

ME: do you like it? it's an ethiopian washed process single origin

DETECTIVE:

ME: are you getting apricot notes
December 16, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Wrote about Milk & Bone & Chromeo for @exclaimdotca.bsky.social!
December 5, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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as always, it's good to see the Said the Gramophone 2025 song list. viva MP3 blogs: www.saidthegramophone.com/archives/bes...
Said the Gramophone: BEST SONGS OF 2025
www.saidthegramophone.com
December 4, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Shoutout to every sports writer waiting to see if they get to call tonight’s Jays/Dodgers game a trick or a treat
October 31, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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Sadako crawling out of your tv, turning motion smoothing off, then crawling back in
October 26, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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farm to table doesn't impress me. let my food go on a journey. let it see the world
October 17, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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Hey our controller-friendly comedy adventure game is on sale as part of Steam’s @fellowtraveller.games publisher sale. Please consider buying this labor of love (and the other story-rich labors of love) for you and four friends. My children need wine!

store.steampowered.com/sale/FellowT...
September 17, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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ok I synthesized a few ideas and I think I figured out how to explain basically all goth music
August 24, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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A jury of my peers? TWELVE murderers?!
August 26, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Doing a fun little improvised rom-com at #yegfringe! Come hang!
August 14, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Waiting for his uber
June 24, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Unrelated: A moment of backyard tranquility
June 22, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Happy birthday to Times & Galaxy, our weird little journalism game! It’s also like 50% off on Steam right now if yee’ve never dared play it before…
June 22, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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How could you not be impressed by a bird in your yard? This dude can fly anywhere and it came here to hang out with you
May 10, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Hey #yeg, we’re doing an improvised Wes Anderson show starting next week at Rapid Fire, come hang!
Tix: rapidfiretheatre.com/shows/the-ro...
May 8, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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I'm obsessed with how much ancient history wikipedia editors managed to fit into the "yo mama" article
May 8, 2025 at 12:04 PM
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eat a book to gain its vocabulary
April 15, 2025 at 8:51 PM