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Black Sabre Jr. 🏆 @homunculusdick.bsky.social · 8h

Never ask a woman their age
Never ask an Argentinian where they got their German last name from
Always ask libertarian candidates their thoughts on age of consent laws

DEREK ELLIOTT for NIAGARA @elliott4mp.bsky.social · 10h

Abolish statutory age of consent. Focus exclusively on capacity to consent (a test of rational understanding and voluntariness for each person) and strict enforcement of the Non-Aggression Principle (NAP) against all coercion/exploitation, regardless of age.

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Korean Abdul Jabbar @permabanned.bsky.social · 8h

the CostCo hotdog of online membership

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Korean Abdul Jabbar @permabanned.bsky.social · 8h

Also the idea of a paywall thrown up simply because "people sure are fucking annoying" made solely for that reason turned out to be more prophetic than imagined

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Korean Abdul Jabbar @permabanned.bsky.social · 8h

SA ebbs and flows but just kept humming along during the AWS outage bc its hosted on a a couple of dells in a basement next to an Everquest 1.0 rig made me think I made the right call let's see... twenty one years ago to make an account

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Korean Abdul Jabbar @permabanned.bsky.social · 8h

It's not his house, it's OUR house! What I'm saying is I'm mad every American doesn't get one good swing with a sledgehammer

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Korean Abdul Jabbar @permabanned.bsky.social · 1d

Best seat on the NER

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Korean Abdul Jabbar @permabanned.bsky.social · 1d

how are there still photos of this guy i haven't seen. why couldn't he fuck off to do whatever this is forever, god knows i would.

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 1d

Saw a clip of Cillian Murphy talking about enjoying using his normal accent in film and why the fuck would you have a guy who can do an Irish voice not do the fucking Irish voice in everything? WE DONT CARE, Arnold Schwarzenegger was the biggest star in the world playing guys named “Tom Miller”

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Bubba's Dad @bubsdad.bsky.social · 3d

Just receieved this today from Florida Blue. This is for a Bronze plan. Our monthly premiums are going from $333 (2025) to $2300 in 2026.

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your friend natey @vrunt.social · 2d

this is incredibly dumb even for cuomo

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 2d

If things get better in my lifetime, I am going to really regret letting myself go.

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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · Oct 24

rhythm is gonna get you by gloria estefan is a halloween song

at night
when you turn off all the lights
there's no place that you can hide
oh no
the rhythm is gonna get'cha

throw the covers on your head
you pretend like you are dead
but I know it
the rhythm is gonna get'cha

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Korean Abdul Jabbar @permabanned.bsky.social · 3d

i swear to god China if you don't buy these beans we are going to tax ourselves -even harder-

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Korean Abdul Jabbar @permabanned.bsky.social · 4d

that was a good live thread

forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.p...

Something happened - The Something Awful Forums

forums.somethingawful.com

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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 4d

I'm always craving a hotdog, but usually only existentially.

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Korean Abdul Jabbar @permabanned.bsky.social · 4d

lol

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Korean Abdul Jabbar @permabanned.bsky.social · 4d

This isn't glib, my heart goes out to these people. Stunningly like 75% of them are healthcare options; I can't imagine people stressed about their hospital closing bc of, well, all of this. Check your resumes y'all, I can't reply to all of these

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Korean Abdul Jabbar @permabanned.bsky.social · 4d

not exactly sure what all the recession indicators are, but signing up for gmail during invite spooling and grabbing your first initial and last name has led to... interesting stuff from people who don't know their address. To Donna, Darryl, Dennis et al. i hope you find a job. Sounds fuckin' tough

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 5d

Writing train on a boat describes Trump fans better than any joke I could make

Zach D Roberts @zdroberts.bsky.social · 5d

A bit ago we saw a man with a Trump train boat with a large crown on top of it. He was honking his horn and smiling like a madman. Trying to cover his face though. #nokings

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Arin Arcady @rnrkd.bsky.social · 5d

haha oh geez wow what a thing to ask for

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Korean Abdul Jabbar @permabanned.bsky.social · 5d

Hell yeah

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Korean Abdul Jabbar @permabanned.bsky.social · 5d

Update: there is one man who I actually will contact about a toilet repair, but I rent, and he is furiously googling Penguin Cafe Orchestra waving his kids away

Korean Abdul Jabbar @permabanned.bsky.social · 5d

Spoiler: dating the wack dance girl at the time. She was a giraffe? The album was awesome, I have it on whatver gram freaks care about wrt vinyl