Korean Abdul Jabbar
@permabanned.bsky.social
usually big spoon
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Horses are not known for their literacy.
December 10, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Horses are not known for their literacy.
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These days I only get a look into the state of South Orange County dads at Christmas tree selection with the family. Hard to find a more cop-coded population of men outside of the Sheriff’s Department
December 7, 2025 at 10:34 PM
These days I only get a look into the state of South Orange County dads at Christmas tree selection with the family. Hard to find a more cop-coded population of men outside of the Sheriff’s Department
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“he wasn’t tripping balls, he’s just autistic” is frankly insulting spin
December 7, 2025 at 6:55 PM
“he wasn’t tripping balls, he’s just autistic” is frankly insulting spin
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i was at the grocery store yesterday and even though i really wanted cake none of the slices they had on sale really appealed to me. the idea of buying a single slice of a celebratory dessert also seemed off-putting. i also thought i died because the automatic doors didn’t recognize me
December 7, 2025 at 9:30 PM
i was at the grocery store yesterday and even though i really wanted cake none of the slices they had on sale really appealed to me. the idea of buying a single slice of a celebratory dessert also seemed off-putting. i also thought i died because the automatic doors didn’t recognize me
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just got home and I have an annoying amount of energy 🤸🏽♀️
December 7, 2025 at 6:07 AM
just got home and I have an annoying amount of energy 🤸🏽♀️
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There's actually a little Easter egg in some of the German army scenes of World War 1, where sometimes you can see a corporal (I don't think he has any lines) who's actually supposed to be the bad guy in the next one.
March 26, 2024 at 3:20 AM
There's actually a little Easter egg in some of the German army scenes of World War 1, where sometimes you can see a corporal (I don't think he has any lines) who's actually supposed to be the bad guy in the next one.
too old to explore the world. too young to explore the stars. just right for mastering pullout game when it doesn't matter for myriad reasons
December 7, 2025 at 5:47 AM
too old to explore the world. too young to explore the stars. just right for mastering pullout game when it doesn't matter for myriad reasons
I don't know when, why or where it happened but "I will just bang it out in my bullshit job and have someone else just build a PC for me" happened but I don't know how Alienware fucked up "we all make money with your decision here" and
I'm starting to understand that whole ben affleck smoking thing
I'm starting to understand that whole ben affleck smoking thing
December 7, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I don't know when, why or where it happened but "I will just bang it out in my bullshit job and have someone else just build a PC for me" happened but I don't know how Alienware fucked up "we all make money with your decision here" and
I'm starting to understand that whole ben affleck smoking thing
I'm starting to understand that whole ben affleck smoking thing
"Look Tommy. You can change labels, you can dump your girlfriend. Hell Suge is locked up, you can call him a bitch and squeak it out."
"You cannot. Remove. Skits. From rap albums. Not here. Not in 2004."
"You cannot. Remove. Skits. From rap albums. Not here. Not in 2004."
December 7, 2025 at 12:21 AM
"Look Tommy. You can change labels, you can dump your girlfriend. Hell Suge is locked up, you can call him a bitch and squeak it out."
"You cannot. Remove. Skits. From rap albums. Not here. Not in 2004."
"You cannot. Remove. Skits. From rap albums. Not here. Not in 2004."
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Impossible to understand the tech leader zeal for humanoid robots unless you realize their homes are filled with human staff whose presence makes them, in a basic way, uncomfortable. They want servants without the trace of subjectivity.
December 6, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Impossible to understand the tech leader zeal for humanoid robots unless you realize their homes are filled with human staff whose presence makes them, in a basic way, uncomfortable. They want servants without the trace of subjectivity.
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"There's no lead in OUR cereal" will soon be a marketing ploy.
December 6, 2025 at 7:38 PM
"There's no lead in OUR cereal" will soon be a marketing ploy.
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Welcome to your Vape Wrapped 2025:
- you hit the vape 10625 times this year
- up 10% from last year
- February 17th must have been a stressful day, you good chief?
- You are now severely nickel poisoned. Feeling weak?
- you hit the vape 10625 times this year
- up 10% from last year
- February 17th must have been a stressful day, you good chief?
- You are now severely nickel poisoned. Feeling weak?
December 6, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Welcome to your Vape Wrapped 2025:
- you hit the vape 10625 times this year
- up 10% from last year
- February 17th must have been a stressful day, you good chief?
- You are now severely nickel poisoned. Feeling weak?
- you hit the vape 10625 times this year
- up 10% from last year
- February 17th must have been a stressful day, you good chief?
- You are now severely nickel poisoned. Feeling weak?
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This is such a powerful image
November 8, 2023 at 5:16 PM
This is such a powerful image
RIP Cary T. I think I always knew this but never realized it until now for some reason
December 5, 2025 at 4:07 AM
RIP Cary T. I think I always knew this but never realized it until now for some reason
what if the secret to happiness is to never post anything ever again how am i supposed to share that
December 3, 2025 at 6:43 AM
what if the secret to happiness is to never post anything ever again how am i supposed to share that
Playing video games again it is not only endearing to see that roguelikes exist outside of the NetHack BBS i used to read but absolutely incredible that every niche ass card draw auto-battler no-save whatever has the exact same minmax forum freaks you would find in like 1998
December 3, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Playing video games again it is not only endearing to see that roguelikes exist outside of the NetHack BBS i used to read but absolutely incredible that every niche ass card draw auto-battler no-save whatever has the exact same minmax forum freaks you would find in like 1998
Running for Congress solely on "you can have AI but all of your advertising has to be in Comic Sans for print and Apple "Fred" for audio"
December 3, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Running for Congress solely on "you can have AI but all of your advertising has to be in Comic Sans for print and Apple "Fred" for audio"
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not overreacting or anything, but Dr. Bronner’s de-kookifying their soap labels and adding more graphics is a real “death of the West” moment in this office.
December 3, 2025 at 12:25 AM
not overreacting or anything, but Dr. Bronner’s de-kookifying their soap labels and adding more graphics is a real “death of the West” moment in this office.
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I am only ever funny because it's true.
December 2, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I am only ever funny because it's true.
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Woah! Jolly birthday Smooth Coke!
December 3, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Woah! Jolly birthday Smooth Coke!
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I am at ‘it’s always a punk bitch in my mentions’ number of followers & it’s tiresome cuz I’m just tryna riff & cope on here mostly
December 1, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I am at ‘it’s always a punk bitch in my mentions’ number of followers & it’s tiresome cuz I’m just tryna riff & cope on here mostly
Fox News chyron: "why do we really need to know how many jobs there are in the country ... Venezeulans: what's their problem anyway? ... Lara Trump shares her favorite recipes for cooking and eating your Christmas tree"
November 30, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Fox News chyron: "why do we really need to know how many jobs there are in the country ... Venezeulans: what's their problem anyway? ... Lara Trump shares her favorite recipes for cooking and eating your Christmas tree"
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[Marxist Film Studies Professor Voice] "Viewing 'The Crying Game' through the lens of Forest Whitaker's character illuminates the manner in which a Capitalist Empire compels working class individuals with complicated emotional lives to sacrifice themselves to perpetuate colonialism, unwillingly."
November 29, 2025 at 1:19 AM
[Marxist Film Studies Professor Voice] "Viewing 'The Crying Game' through the lens of Forest Whitaker's character illuminates the manner in which a Capitalist Empire compels working class individuals with complicated emotional lives to sacrifice themselves to perpetuate colonialism, unwillingly."
