Gaspard Delanwe
@charlesnorwood.bsky.social
Roger Miller based the song "King of the Road" on my life and then screwed me out of the profits
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ever wondered about what ranking officers in the us civil war were like? good news. there's not that many types of them. here you go
May 24, 2025 at 5:05 AM
ever wondered about what ranking officers in the us civil war were like? good news. there's not that many types of them. here you go
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im not interested in "paranormal activity"
call me when its a "pair of normal a-cup titties"
call me when its a "pair of normal a-cup titties"
December 7, 2025 at 11:39 PM
im not interested in "paranormal activity"
call me when its a "pair of normal a-cup titties"
call me when its a "pair of normal a-cup titties"
Holy shit, Jon invented Romeo dialing
December 7, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Holy shit, Jon invented Romeo dialing
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TOKYO: We do not want the Ministry of Defense to buy drones from Israel. Please attend if you can.
EVERYONE: Please sign AND SHARE the petition now if you haven't. It's getting submitted very soon: chng.it/j5GcksCn87
EVERYONE: Please sign AND SHARE the petition now if you haven't. It's getting submitted very soon: chng.it/j5GcksCn87
November 29, 2025 at 1:09 AM
TOKYO: We do not want the Ministry of Defense to buy drones from Israel. Please attend if you can.
EVERYONE: Please sign AND SHARE the petition now if you haven't. It's getting submitted very soon: chng.it/j5GcksCn87
EVERYONE: Please sign AND SHARE the petition now if you haven't. It's getting submitted very soon: chng.it/j5GcksCn87
I would use it to buy drugs, alcohol, and pornography
Honest question: If everyone got Universal Basic Income, no strings attached, what would YOU do with it?
Re-post with your quote or drop your take below.
Re-post with your quote or drop your take below.
November 29, 2025 at 4:59 AM
I would use it to buy drugs, alcohol, and pornography
I'm glad to see Gail the Snail found work
November 26, 2025 at 4:34 AM
I'm glad to see Gail the Snail found work
Something I really appreciate is that Grampa Simpson wasn't just in the Gay and Lesbian Alliance but actually managed to become the president, which can't have been easy
November 25, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Something I really appreciate is that Grampa Simpson wasn't just in the Gay and Lesbian Alliance but actually managed to become the president, which can't have been easy
Something to think about is that if The Beatles were alive today they would have to call themselves The Earwigs and make songs about having sex with industrial machinery or no record executive would even give them a chance
November 19, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Something to think about is that if The Beatles were alive today they would have to call themselves The Earwigs and make songs about having sex with industrial machinery or no record executive would even give them a chance
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The numbers 10-99 are called "the double digits". Memorize them. You don't want to be the guy at the party who's never heard of 57
November 16, 2025 at 2:00 PM
The numbers 10-99 are called "the double digits". Memorize them. You don't want to be the guy at the party who's never heard of 57
What gets me here is not that he was hitting on his student, but how astonishingly bad at it he was.
It's one thing to be a powerful male manipulator, but to be a high-ranking professor trying to prey on his students and come off like a Michael cera character is just an unbelievable level of shame.
It's one thing to be a powerful male manipulator, but to be a high-ranking professor trying to prey on his students and come off like a Michael cera character is just an unbelievable level of shame.
The emails have Summers reporting to Epstein about his attempts to date a Harvard economics student & to hit on her during a seminar she was giving.
November 16, 2025 at 1:03 AM
What gets me here is not that he was hitting on his student, but how astonishingly bad at it he was.
It's one thing to be a powerful male manipulator, but to be a high-ranking professor trying to prey on his students and come off like a Michael cera character is just an unbelievable level of shame.
It's one thing to be a powerful male manipulator, but to be a high-ranking professor trying to prey on his students and come off like a Michael cera character is just an unbelievable level of shame.
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The Human Centipede
Cannibal Holocaust
Babe: Pig in the City
Hostel
Cannibal Holocaust
Babe: Pig in the City
Hostel
Pope Leo has shared his four favorite movies of all time, as the Vatican prepares to host dozens of actors and directors in a “World of Cinema” gathering on Saturday at his official residence. See which films made the pope's list. nyti.ms/4p3exK9
Pope Leo Shares His Favorite Movies Ahead of Vatican Event
The list leans heavily on uplifting classics.
nyti.ms
November 12, 2025 at 12:43 AM
The Human Centipede
Cannibal Holocaust
Babe: Pig in the City
Hostel
Cannibal Holocaust
Babe: Pig in the City
Hostel
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Good Morning
November 4, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Good Morning
I'm eating a whole bunch of asparagus right now, hope they announce his grave site soon
BREAKING | Dick Cheney, George W. Bush’s vice president, dead at 84
Dick Cheney, George W. Bush’s vice president, dead at 84
www.independent.co.uk
November 4, 2025 at 12:05 PM
I'm eating a whole bunch of asparagus right now, hope they announce his grave site soon
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interviewer: under skills you listed evading large predator animals
me: that’s right you see any hippo or lion bites on me?
interviewer: i see several bites on your arms
me: those are from a beagle which we can agree is not a predator of man
me: that’s right you see any hippo or lion bites on me?
interviewer: i see several bites on your arms
me: those are from a beagle which we can agree is not a predator of man
November 4, 2025 at 4:13 AM
interviewer: under skills you listed evading large predator animals
me: that’s right you see any hippo or lion bites on me?
interviewer: i see several bites on your arms
me: those are from a beagle which we can agree is not a predator of man
me: that’s right you see any hippo or lion bites on me?
interviewer: i see several bites on your arms
me: those are from a beagle which we can agree is not a predator of man
I stole my sister's boyfriend. It was all roaring, fire breath, and atomic radiation. In a week we stomped on Tokyo and hit the road.
November 4, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I stole my sister's boyfriend. It was all roaring, fire breath, and atomic radiation. In a week we stomped on Tokyo and hit the road.
You see it's funny because Canadians are suffering
November 2, 2025 at 4:45 AM
You see it's funny because Canadians are suffering
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He actually Puddy’d his wife
October 31, 2025 at 2:16 AM
He actually Puddy’d his wife
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43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.
October 28, 2025 at 12:23 PM
43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.