Persenon
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When you punish a person for dreaming his dream, don't expect him to thank or forgive you
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My microwave sings a little song when my Hot Pocket is done. Should it have the right to vote?
November 25, 2025 at 8:44 PM
My microwave sings a little song when my Hot Pocket is done. Should it have the right to vote?
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before washing up in a public restroom you have to let a robot jizz into your hand
November 21, 2025 at 10:20 PM
before washing up in a public restroom you have to let a robot jizz into your hand
Stephen Miller is scratching the door to the Oval Office like an anxious dog.
"I expect to be helping him, not hurting him. A big help" -- Trump is totally charmed by Mamdani
November 21, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Stephen Miller is scratching the door to the Oval Office like an anxious dog.
This thermos is too good at its job
November 20, 2025 at 1:52 AM
This thermos is too good at its job
Suburban living would be a lot less attractive if every aspect of it, including the externalities, weren’t so heavily subsidized.
This is a related one. CAFE standards made it more profitable for automakers to make large SUVs and trucks.
See also: “Americans prefer large trucks and SUVs.”
November 19, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Suburban living would be a lot less attractive if every aspect of it, including the externalities, weren’t so heavily subsidized.
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The crime is not what we were doing protesting in the 10th floor elevator lobby of 26 Federal Plaza.
The crime is what ICE agents are doing on the other side of the door.
The crime is what ICE agents are doing on the other side of the door.
NEW: Brad Lander says he wants a trial, not a deal to drop his charge stemming from an arrest by ICE.
After Arrest by ICE, City Comptroller Rejects Deal and Seeks Trial
Other officials arrested while protesting at 26 Federal Plaza in September will have their federal charges dropped if they avoid arrest inside a federal building for six months.
www.thecity.nyc
November 18, 2025 at 10:12 PM
The crime is not what we were doing protesting in the 10th floor elevator lobby of 26 Federal Plaza.
The crime is what ICE agents are doing on the other side of the door.
The crime is what ICE agents are doing on the other side of the door.
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she’s a 10 but Excel thinks she’s October
November 13, 2025 at 8:08 AM
she’s a 10 but Excel thinks she’s October
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If women are underrepresented in STEM, it's at least partly because men like this offer mentoring, then embarrass themselves by assuming their mentees must be into them, then decide the best solution is to cut ties, which sends the signal to other faculty that the mentee must not be good enough.
The emails have Summers reporting to Epstein about his attempts to date a Harvard economics student & to hit on her during a seminar she was giving.
November 16, 2025 at 12:13 AM
If women are underrepresented in STEM, it's at least partly because men like this offer mentoring, then embarrass themselves by assuming their mentees must be into them, then decide the best solution is to cut ties, which sends the signal to other faculty that the mentee must not be good enough.
To put it another way: CNN says the US has 2 billion parking spaces, which translates to 540 billion sq ft or 50,168 km2 of parking. That’s more than the 182x211=38,402 km2 needed. If we blanketed all parking spaces w/ solar panels, we could likely reach our goal even accounting for covered parking.
Another way of looking at this is if each of the US’s 19,000 cities, towns & villages had their own solar thermal plant, THE MEAN AVERAGE would be 2sq km or .77sq miles.
Less than a square mile doesn’t seem so bad, does it.
Less than a square mile doesn’t seem so bad, does it.
One ~182km x ~211km solar thermal plant could provide all of America’s electricity, including a fully-electrified land transport sector.
100% clean power from just 0.39% of U.S land.
That’s why renewables are constantly under attack from the fossil fuel industry and their paid mouthpieces.
100% clean power from just 0.39% of U.S land.
That’s why renewables are constantly under attack from the fossil fuel industry and their paid mouthpieces.
November 15, 2025 at 6:52 AM
To put it another way: CNN says the US has 2 billion parking spaces, which translates to 540 billion sq ft or 50,168 km2 of parking. That’s more than the 182x211=38,402 km2 needed. If we blanketed all parking spaces w/ solar panels, we could likely reach our goal even accounting for covered parking.
One reason why conservatives hate social safety nets is they make it harder for them to rape desperate children
Trump’s first nominee for Attorney General of the United States
November 13, 2025 at 6:49 PM
One reason why conservatives hate social safety nets is they make it harder for them to rape desperate children
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Every office has an executive tier whose emails are like:
saw on news , , can we replce complianc dept with web 3
and a worker tier whose emails are like:
Dear Jim,
First of all, I *love* this idea! Unfortunately, I spoke with Legal and identified a few issues with this approach. For starters…
saw on news , , can we replce complianc dept with web 3
and a worker tier whose emails are like:
Dear Jim,
First of all, I *love* this idea! Unfortunately, I spoke with Legal and identified a few issues with this approach. For starters…
Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
November 13, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Every office has an executive tier whose emails are like:
saw on news , , can we replce complianc dept with web 3
and a worker tier whose emails are like:
Dear Jim,
First of all, I *love* this idea! Unfortunately, I spoke with Legal and identified a few issues with this approach. For starters…
saw on news , , can we replce complianc dept with web 3
and a worker tier whose emails are like:
Dear Jim,
First of all, I *love* this idea! Unfortunately, I spoke with Legal and identified a few issues with this approach. For starters…
My bus driver is a goddamn moron
November 7, 2025 at 8:22 PM
My bus driver is a goddamn moron
We don’t talk enough about the overlap between bravery and stupidity.
JUSTICE AMY CONEY BARRETT:
“Being a conservative woman in a law school, particularly, takes a lot of courage and independence, and in many ways shows more feminism than just falling into some predetermined vision of what a woman should be.”
“Being a conservative woman in a law school, particularly, takes a lot of courage and independence, and in many ways shows more feminism than just falling into some predetermined vision of what a woman should be.”
November 7, 2025 at 6:45 PM
We don’t talk enough about the overlap between bravery and stupidity.
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(Reuters) - Meta internally projected late last year that it would earn about 10% of its overall annual revenue – or $16 billion – from running advertising for scams and banned goods, internal company documents show.
$META @reuters.com
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November 6, 2025 at 1:20 PM
(Reuters) - Meta internally projected late last year that it would earn about 10% of its overall annual revenue – or $16 billion – from running advertising for scams and banned goods, internal company documents show.
$META @reuters.com
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BREAKING: JUSTICE DEPARTMENT EATS A LOSS IN 'SANDWICH GUY' CASE AS JURORS FIND DEFENDANT NOT GUILTY www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...
Jury acquits D.C. 'sandwich guy' charged with chucking a sub at a federal agent
Sean Dunn faced single misdemeanor offense after federal grand jurors refused to indict him on the felony charge sought by prosecutors.
www.nbcnews.com
November 6, 2025 at 7:27 PM
BREAKING: JUSTICE DEPARTMENT EATS A LOSS IN 'SANDWICH GUY' CASE AS JURORS FIND DEFENDANT NOT GUILTY www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...
Ross Douthat deserves to be fired and never find another job
November 6, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Ross Douthat deserves to be fired and never find another job
I’m nearly certain that conservatives push the narrative that Mamdani’s election will lead to a wave of antisemitism in part because they want an antisemitic crime wave to occur under his administration.
November 5, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I’m nearly certain that conservatives push the narrative that Mamdani’s election will lead to a wave of antisemitism in part because they want an antisemitic crime wave to occur under his administration.
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I love that Mamdani is what the right claimed Obama was: A Muslim socialist born in Africa. The right practically manifested Mamdani into existence.
November 5, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I love that Mamdani is what the right claimed Obama was: A Muslim socialist born in Africa. The right practically manifested Mamdani into existence.
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More ballots in, and Mamdani's lead is holding at 8%
November 5, 2025 at 2:30 AM
More ballots in, and Mamdani's lead is holding at 8%
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Dodgers fans, remember to unclench your buttholes
November 2, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Dodgers fans, remember to unclench your buttholes
On Halloween, traffic violence is the #1 threat to children by a country mile, but SUV-obsessed parents are not ready for that conversation.
oh god, they're still doing the drug-laced candy panic this year
Halloween threat puts kids in danger as drug-laced sweets spook parents, trick-or-treaters: expert
Police warn parents about drug-laced Halloween candy as THC and fentanyl treats disguised as popular brands threaten trick-or-treaters nationwide this year.
www.foxnews.com
October 31, 2025 at 6:30 PM
On Halloween, traffic violence is the #1 threat to children by a country mile, but SUV-obsessed parents are not ready for that conversation.
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LA is a fucking NIMBY concrete hellscape, but at least our annoying weirdo elite/industry is mostly union-loving libs instead of a fascist rape cult of drug-addled losers poisoning every segment of our national politics with their brain worms via group chats
October 30, 2025 at 9:06 PM
LA is a fucking NIMBY concrete hellscape, but at least our annoying weirdo elite/industry is mostly union-loving libs instead of a fascist rape cult of drug-addled losers poisoning every segment of our national politics with their brain worms via group chats
Change one letter, ruin a candy
Sour patch mids
Sour patch mids
Change one letter, ruin a candy
Tit Kat
Tit Kat
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Knickers
Knickers
October 29, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Change one letter, ruin a candy
Sour patch mids
Sour patch mids
Me @ leafblowers
Stop violating my NAP
October 28, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Me @ leafblowers