Phil Russell
@philru.bsky.social
190 followers 360 following 160 posts
Cryptic one-liners if you're lucky. Learner of Welsh / Dysgwr Cymraeg. Daw eto haul ar fryn.
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I believe the key indicator these days relates to rates of consumption of aquatic avifauna.
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Llongyfarchiadau. Oes gen ti rhyw argymhellion?
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The Deputy Mayor of Casterbridge
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With luck she may kill again
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Shurely 'punchable'? - Ed
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I arranged 'Cotswolds Holiday' and got 'Doltishly Woos Cad'.
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Well you are a better man than me.
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All in the game, yo
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If you come for the king, you best not miss
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Not now, Baffling Mysterious Radio Waves
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Ah apologies. My weak joke about the typo in 'hegemon' has failed to land. I'll get my coat...
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Are you calling for a return to Bush-era politics?
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A team interrupt their work trip to spend time surfing.
A picture of Colonel Kilgore from Apocalypse Now on the beach, about to remark that "Charlie don't surf'
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- Open the freezer door Hal

- I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that
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Cuthbert, Dibble & Grub
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I'm surprised he didn't pursue one of the many opportunities in the agricultural, care & hospitality sectors that he worked so hard to create.
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Closet Encounters of the Third Kind
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Units of measurement have gone woke, I see
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And still no nearer an understanding of why you'd deliver a statement outside, in the pouring rain, sans umbrella. No wonder his trousers all ended up too short.
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Also 'don't mess with furries'
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I heard he was dead
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An Archipelago of Anomie
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'Net Zero or Bust' would make a compelling slogan at the next election.