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It’s Chaos. Be kind.
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It’s Chaos. Be kind.
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December 3, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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@celebrityhottub.bsky.social My 5th grade teacher was retiring and lost all craps about what to show us on those last few days of school.
So we watched Nightmare on Elm Street per suggestion from another student.
No second thoughts. Let the whole thing roll.
So we watched Nightmare on Elm Street per suggestion from another student.
No second thoughts. Let the whole thing roll.
December 3, 2025 at 1:26 PM
@celebrityhottub.bsky.social My 5th grade teacher was retiring and lost all craps about what to show us on those last few days of school.
So we watched Nightmare on Elm Street per suggestion from another student.
No second thoughts. Let the whole thing roll.
So we watched Nightmare on Elm Street per suggestion from another student.
No second thoughts. Let the whole thing roll.
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My great-uncle was born in the Russian Empire and wrote God Bless America
Rep. Kat Cammarck: "Today, one in six people in the US is foreign born. That quite frankly is not sustainable to maintain a culture that we are known for here in the United States."
December 2, 2025 at 5:18 PM
My great-uncle was born in the Russian Empire and wrote God Bless America
Thanks. I hate it.
HBOMax has started showing a 'remastered' 4K Mad Men and they’ve messed things up so during Roger’s oyster vomit scene you can now see the crew men with the vomit hose on the right
December 2, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Thanks. I hate it.
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hot yoga ladies are on his ass
December 2, 2025 at 3:03 AM
hot yoga ladies are on his ass
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A7 crossing over IJsselmeer in The Netherlands.
Too many Amstel Blonds in Amsterdam + Long road over water = Not a good time.
Too many Amstel Blonds in Amsterdam + Long road over water = Not a good time.
what's the most exotic place you've ever puked? mine's not exactly exotic but i did once have a hangover at the nyc facebook office and barfed in their very nice bathroom
Got food poisoning from Fogo De Chao. Puked out the side of a moving cab along beautiful Copacabana Beach. The most exotic place I'll probably ever puke!
November 21, 2025 at 9:03 PM
A7 crossing over IJsselmeer in The Netherlands.
Too many Amstel Blonds in Amsterdam + Long road over water = Not a good time.
Too many Amstel Blonds in Amsterdam + Long road over water = Not a good time.
Best damn thing I have seen all day.
not sure how I've never seen this before, but damn it's brilliant
November 21, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Best damn thing I have seen all day.
Ohhh. The Leafs CURSED cursed
November 19, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Ohhh. The Leafs CURSED cursed
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As called by Pedro Luna & Michael Gonzalez on La Jefa 102.7 FM, College Station, Texas (auto captioned/translated)
November 15, 2025 at 6:55 PM
As called by Pedro Luna & Michael Gonzalez on La Jefa 102.7 FM, College Station, Texas (auto captioned/translated)
Never forget 2 Kings 2:23-24 where God sent bears to kill children for making fun of a bald guy.
But for real though. Trump doesn't know the bible nor care about children.
But for real though. Trump doesn't know the bible nor care about children.
Trump: The bible tells us that one of the measures of any society is how it cares for vulnerable children and orphans—so important and so big in the bible.
November 13, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Never forget 2 Kings 2:23-24 where God sent bears to kill children for making fun of a bald guy.
But for real though. Trump doesn't know the bible nor care about children.
But for real though. Trump doesn't know the bible nor care about children.
Happy 5 year anniversary to me getting food poisoning and being able to snag one at the crapper at 3am.
November 12, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Happy 5 year anniversary to me getting food poisoning and being able to snag one at the crapper at 3am.
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not another “every SEC couple” post
November 10, 2025 at 7:05 PM
not another “every SEC couple” post
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I understand the impulse to say "how can you celebrate one small piece of good news when [all the bad news]" or even "how can you celebrate the mere temporary absence of bad news on this topic"
but I am, and I will.
but I am, and I will.
New: The Supreme Court DENIES Kim Davis' request to overturn Obergefell, the marriage equality decision. No noted dissents. www.supremecourt.gov/orders/court...
November 10, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I understand the impulse to say "how can you celebrate one small piece of good news when [all the bad news]" or even "how can you celebrate the mere temporary absence of bad news on this topic"
but I am, and I will.
but I am, and I will.
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Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment
November 6, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment
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Dave Portnoy is 5’4. Hope he can find somebody to help him pack up anything on the top shelf of his closet
November 5, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Dave Portnoy is 5’4. Hope he can find somebody to help him pack up anything on the top shelf of his closet
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Usha Vance didn’t like her husband suggesting she needed to be fixed. She made him sleep on the couch but for some reason that didn’t work.
JD Vance slammed for saying he hopes his Hindu wife will ‘join Christianity’
JD Vance slammed for saying he hopes his Hindu wife will ‘join Christianity’
JD Vance slammed for saying he hopes his Hindu wife will ‘join Christianity’
www.independent.co.uk
October 31, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Usha Vance didn’t like her husband suggesting she needed to be fixed. She made him sleep on the couch but for some reason that didn’t work.
Hell yeah
Absolute Batman breaking a white supremacist's arm in the latest comic 🦇
October 30, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Hell yeah
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you're wrapping up your meet-and-greet with Pope Leo XIV. as you shake his hand for the photo op, you surprise him with a Birminghamton Rumble Ponies Spicy Meatballs On-Field Cap. His Holiness accepts with grace, but you are struck with a bone-deep revelation he just asked God to send you to Hell
October 30, 2025 at 5:38 PM
you're wrapping up your meet-and-greet with Pope Leo XIV. as you shake his hand for the photo op, you surprise him with a Birminghamton Rumble Ponies Spicy Meatballs On-Field Cap. His Holiness accepts with grace, but you are struck with a bone-deep revelation he just asked God to send you to Hell
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Twins Announce 2026 Hiring, 2028 Firing of Derek Shelton
October 29, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Twins Announce 2026 Hiring, 2028 Firing of Derek Shelton
How does Woodward even show his face around LSU now?
Buddy. Do some stuff, make them fire you, get paid, and then leave.
Buddy. Do some stuff, make them fire you, get paid, and then leave.
October 29, 2025 at 8:37 PM
How does Woodward even show his face around LSU now?
Buddy. Do some stuff, make them fire you, get paid, and then leave.
Buddy. Do some stuff, make them fire you, get paid, and then leave.
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And, I mean, the parallels here are strong. Similar jacket, similar head-to-clothing ratio.
October 29, 2025 at 12:27 AM
And, I mean, the parallels here are strong. Similar jacket, similar head-to-clothing ratio.
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I know it’s too much to expect them to know their history, but if the American Revolution had a motto, it definitely would not have been “immigrants go home.”
It would have been “get your fucking soldiers out of our cities.”
It would have been “get your fucking soldiers out of our cities.”
October 28, 2025 at 1:48 PM
I know it’s too much to expect them to know their history, but if the American Revolution had a motto, it definitely would not have been “immigrants go home.”
It would have been “get your fucking soldiers out of our cities.”
It would have been “get your fucking soldiers out of our cities.”