Pete Lumbis
@plumbis.bsky.social
Doing stuff at NVIDIA.
Recovering network engineer.
CCIE/CCDE.
📍 Asheville, NC
Recovering network engineer.
CCIE/CCDE.
📍 Asheville, NC
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He’s on a mission. A mission from God.
What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?
It's the Pope in 1982.
It's the Pope in 1982.
November 13, 2025 at 4:15 AM
He’s on a mission. A mission from God.
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“Jerad,” they said. “If you could do a yearlong investigation on any topic, what would you pick?”
November 13, 2025 at 12:42 AM
“Jerad,” they said. “If you could do a yearlong investigation on any topic, what would you pick?”
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This isn’t even the stuff they’re trying to actually stop from getting out.
November 12, 2025 at 10:59 PM
This isn’t even the stuff they’re trying to actually stop from getting out.
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Mamdani is going to implement Shar Law. Everyone will have to bow down to the Mistress of the Night, the Lady of Loss, and devote themselves to bringing about a darkness that will smother her hated foe and sister Selûne
Mamdani is going to implement My Sharona law. Everyone will have to create songs with undeniable rock beats.
Mamdani is going to implement Shari Lewis law.
Everyone will be required to stick their fist up a lamb's a
Excuse me, there's someone at the door.
Everyone will be required to stick their fist up a lamb's a
Excuse me, there's someone at the door.
November 9, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Mamdani is going to implement Shar Law. Everyone will have to bow down to the Mistress of the Night, the Lady of Loss, and devote themselves to bringing about a darkness that will smother her hated foe and sister Selûne
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One analytical model shows that, as of November 5th, the dismantling of U.S.A.I.D. has already caused the deaths of 600,000 people, two-thirds of them children. https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/jUzNSc
The Shutdown of U.S.A.I.D. Has Already Killed Hundreds of Thousands
The short documentary “Rovina’s Choice” tells the story of what goes when aid goes.
newyorkermag.visitlink.me
November 6, 2025 at 9:00 PM
One analytical model shows that, as of November 5th, the dismantling of U.S.A.I.D. has already caused the deaths of 600,000 people, two-thirds of them children. https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/jUzNSc
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🚀Crossplane is now a CNCF Graduated Project! 🎓
From an idea at @upbound.io to a global community shaping platform engineering.
💜 3,000+ contribs. 450+ orgs. 100M+ downloads
🔗 www.cncf.io/announcement...
#CNCF #Crossplane #Kubernetes #PlatformEngineering
From an idea at @upbound.io to a global community shaping platform engineering.
💜 3,000+ contribs. 450+ orgs. 100M+ downloads
🔗 www.cncf.io/announcement...
#CNCF #Crossplane #Kubernetes #PlatformEngineering
November 6, 2025 at 5:13 PM
🚀Crossplane is now a CNCF Graduated Project! 🎓
From an idea at @upbound.io to a global community shaping platform engineering.
💜 3,000+ contribs. 450+ orgs. 100M+ downloads
🔗 www.cncf.io/announcement...
#CNCF #Crossplane #Kubernetes #PlatformEngineering
From an idea at @upbound.io to a global community shaping platform engineering.
💜 3,000+ contribs. 450+ orgs. 100M+ downloads
🔗 www.cncf.io/announcement...
#CNCF #Crossplane #Kubernetes #PlatformEngineering
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It’s cool that Chuck Schumer, Kiersten Gillibrand, and Hakeem Jeffries just proved to every future dem that establishment approval is irrelevant tbh
Q: It's election day in NYC. Did you vote for Mamdani or Cuomo?
Schumer: "Look, I voted, and I look forward to working with the next mayor to help NYC."
Schumer: "Look, I voted, and I look forward to working with the next mayor to help NYC."
November 5, 2025 at 2:27 AM
It’s cool that Chuck Schumer, Kiersten Gillibrand, and Hakeem Jeffries just proved to every future dem that establishment approval is irrelevant tbh
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Mamdani: "Yes, aunties."
November 5, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Mamdani: "Yes, aunties."
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if he was a true socialist he would redistribute all the charisma he's hoarding to the rest of the city
November 5, 2025 at 3:16 AM
if he was a true socialist he would redistribute all the charisma he's hoarding to the rest of the city
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Walter Peck of the EPA has endorsed Andrew Cuomo.
November 4, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Walter Peck of the EPA has endorsed Andrew Cuomo.
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Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest.
The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
November 4, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest.
The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
Dick Chaney invented burpees.
November 4, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Dick Chaney invented burpees.
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@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social out here doing all the side quests
November 2, 2025 at 7:34 PM
@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social out here doing all the side quests
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Husbands:
Well, well, well. Not so easy to find a dishwasher loader who doesn’t suck shit, huh?
Well, well, well. Not so easy to find a dishwasher loader who doesn’t suck shit, huh?
The loading-the-dishwasher struggle is real. Even—or especially—for the $20,000 1X Neo humanoid home robot.
🔗: on.wsj.com/47whlZ1
🔗: on.wsj.com/47whlZ1
November 1, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Husbands:
Well, well, well. Not so easy to find a dishwasher loader who doesn’t suck shit, huh?
Well, well, well. Not so easy to find a dishwasher loader who doesn’t suck shit, huh?
To be fair, you can boil it, mash it or put it in a stew.
Why are more trick-or-treaters stuffing whole potatoes in their bags? on.wsj.com/43atFgl
November 1, 2025 at 12:49 AM
To be fair, you can boil it, mash it or put it in a stew.
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IT Guy Had Affinity For Cords At Young Age https://theonion.com/it-guy-had-affinity-for-cords-at-young-age/
October 30, 2025 at 4:30 PM
IT Guy Had Affinity For Cords At Young Age https://theonion.com/it-guy-had-affinity-for-cords-at-young-age/
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Day 70 of trying to be hired by Andrew Cuomo
October 27, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Day 70 of trying to be hired by Andrew Cuomo
Just remember folks, it's easier to live in Antarctica than space/Mars, and yet still no Zillow listings in the deepest south.
Sixty five years after humanity figured out powered air flight, US airlines alone carried 130m passengers a year on 13,000 flights a day. Sixty five years after figuring out powered space flight, about 650 people have ever been. In 2021, a record 19 people were in space at once, for about 3 minutes.
October 28, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Just remember folks, it's easier to live in Antarctica than space/Mars, and yet still no Zillow listings in the deepest south.
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Fall colors along the Blue Ridge Parkway southwest of Asheville, North Carolina
October 26, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Fall colors along the Blue Ridge Parkway southwest of Asheville, North Carolina
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I never thought living in a rapidly deteriorating societal death spiral would be this fucking stupid.
Eat whatever
Eat whatever
October 26, 2025 at 1:06 AM
I never thought living in a rapidly deteriorating societal death spiral would be this fucking stupid.
Eat whatever
Eat whatever
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they should turn confederate monuments into real toilets you can shit in
October 24, 2025 at 7:30 PM
they should turn confederate monuments into real toilets you can shit in
The dude from Maine that seemed like a promising progressive turns out to be a piece of shit.
chat it doesn't look good
October 21, 2025 at 1:50 PM
The dude from Maine that seemed like a promising progressive turns out to be a piece of shit.
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October 20, 2025 at 10:04 PM