Shark Coterie
@proteinspill.com
I have the memory of an elephant. He was getting a bath at the zoo.
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FLAT FUCK IS COMING TO TOWN!!
HAPPY HOLIDAYS GATOR LOVERS!!
HAPPY HOLIDAYS GATOR LOVERS!!
December 19, 2025 at 3:38 PM
FLAT FUCK IS COMING TO TOWN!!
HAPPY HOLIDAYS GATOR LOVERS!!
HAPPY HOLIDAYS GATOR LOVERS!!
It's weird that a news organization dropped the NBC part and kept the Microsoft part
December 17, 2025 at 9:28 PM
It's weird that a news organization dropped the NBC part and kept the Microsoft part
I'm digging through old papers looking for vital records and I came across this letter thanking my parents for their support of President Nixon. Right to the end, I guess. "the President has no intention of resigning" hahaha
December 8, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I'm digging through old papers looking for vital records and I came across this letter thanking my parents for their support of President Nixon. Right to the end, I guess. "the President has no intention of resigning" hahaha
I've been working on this kid-friendly chat bot in Minecraft. He can't move yet, so he talks about being at Y=64 a lot. I gave him memory so now he is *aware* of being stuck there.
December 3, 2025 at 2:47 PM
I've been working on this kid-friendly chat bot in Minecraft. He can't move yet, so he talks about being at Y=64 a lot. I gave him memory so now he is *aware* of being stuck there.
Guns and bikes are on equal footing in my town
December 1, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Guns and bikes are on equal footing in my town
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[bank]
ME: *puts on ski mask, hops on counter* OKAY PEOPLE THE FLOOR IS LAVA
ME: *puts on ski mask, hops on counter* OKAY PEOPLE THE FLOOR IS LAVA
December 1, 2025 at 2:08 PM
[bank]
ME: *puts on ski mask, hops on counter* OKAY PEOPLE THE FLOOR IS LAVA
ME: *puts on ski mask, hops on counter* OKAY PEOPLE THE FLOOR IS LAVA
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Good morning! My cup is positively steaming this morning!
What are you all drinking?
#coffeewithhunter
What are you all drinking?
#coffeewithhunter
November 26, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Good morning! My cup is positively steaming this morning!
What are you all drinking?
#coffeewithhunter
What are you all drinking?
#coffeewithhunter
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the existence of zebras implies the existence of zetitties
November 26, 2025 at 1:50 AM
the existence of zebras implies the existence of zetitties
Instant block for every seller on marketplace who lists their item with a down payment price
November 23, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Instant block for every seller on marketplace who lists their item with a down payment price
I picked a bad time to need three more computers
November 22, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I picked a bad time to need three more computers
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I made a sandwich and it fixed me
November 18, 2025 at 5:48 AM
I made a sandwich and it fixed me
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Nobody will tell you this, except me, by your mid-40s you will have a favorite back scratcher
November 6, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Nobody will tell you this, except me, by your mid-40s you will have a favorite back scratcher
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It's like some of y'all have never seen the effin' moon
November 6, 2025 at 1:22 AM
It's like some of y'all have never seen the effin' moon
I'm voluntarily looking at your brand on a 28" 4K display but you are shoving a QR code in my face to download your phone app instead?
October 29, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I'm voluntarily looking at your brand on a 28" 4K display but you are shoving a QR code in my face to download your phone app instead?
it sucks that recovering from the week takes nearly the entire weekend. Sunday evening, finally getting deep into a project and I have to pack it all up
October 27, 2025 at 3:52 PM
it sucks that recovering from the week takes nearly the entire weekend. Sunday evening, finally getting deep into a project and I have to pack it all up
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Went from being down with OPP to trying to lower my A1C
February 23, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Went from being down with OPP to trying to lower my A1C
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Screw people who think cyclists deserve to get hit by cars. Screw people who say “use common sense, cars are bigger so get out of the way” to justify people driving dangerously around cyclists. Australia has a real problem in regards to entitled drivers and their car-brain. Needs to be addressed.
October 24, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Screw people who think cyclists deserve to get hit by cars. Screw people who say “use common sense, cars are bigger so get out of the way” to justify people driving dangerously around cyclists. Australia has a real problem in regards to entitled drivers and their car-brain. Needs to be addressed.
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whats the nicest time of day? 6:09
October 24, 2025 at 5:46 AM
whats the nicest time of day? 6:09
Why is everything at Pei Wei wet now? Is that just my local or Jet Tila
October 23, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Why is everything at Pei Wei wet now? Is that just my local or Jet Tila
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They're not going to allow the government to reopen, are they?
October 22, 2025 at 6:34 PM
They're not going to allow the government to reopen, are they?
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many of my worst encounters, as a city cyclist, with motorists involve someone (usually a white guy) offering to “be nice” by demanding that i do something against my better judgment (like enter a busy street or pass through an intersection out of turn) and then getting IRATE when i flatly refuse
October 23, 2025 at 11:32 AM
many of my worst encounters, as a city cyclist, with motorists involve someone (usually a white guy) offering to “be nice” by demanding that i do something against my better judgment (like enter a busy street or pass through an intersection out of turn) and then getting IRATE when i flatly refuse
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I love AWS outages as it's the only time I can ask my sys admin husband "Is the internet down again?" and he will very grudgingly admit "...yeah kind of."
October 20, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I love AWS outages as it's the only time I can ask my sys admin husband "Is the internet down again?" and he will very grudgingly admit "...yeah kind of."
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The current iteration of the Republican Party consists of two competing factions:
Fuck Them Kids (figuratively) and Fuck Them Kids (literally).
In this essay I will
Fuck Them Kids (figuratively) and Fuck Them Kids (literally).
In this essay I will
October 20, 2025 at 8:49 PM
The current iteration of the Republican Party consists of two competing factions:
Fuck Them Kids (figuratively) and Fuck Them Kids (literally).
In this essay I will
Fuck Them Kids (figuratively) and Fuck Them Kids (literally).
In this essay I will
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When you're parking, you need to make every effort to park as close to the center of the spot if possible. If you park too close to one side, you're causing a cascading effect whereby everyone parking after you has to do the same. Also if you park on or over the line, you should go to jail
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
October 17, 2025 at 12:18 PM
When you're parking, you need to make every effort to park as close to the center of the spot if possible. If you park too close to one side, you're causing a cascading effect whereby everyone parking after you has to do the same. Also if you park on or over the line, you should go to jail