@punishedjeff.bsky.social
never had the makings of a varsity athlete :/
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They're coming out with a huge new machine that fucking sucks
December 6, 2025 at 1:19 AM
They're coming out with a huge new machine that fucking sucks
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he had that shit on
December 6, 2025 at 2:43 AM
he had that shit on
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FUCK ICE
My constituent, Wilmer, was mauled by an ICE attack dog despite the fact that, as he has consistently explained, he was not resisting arrest or trying to flee—his wife and young children, all U.S. citizens, were forced to watch helplessly as Wilmer was violently attacked and dragged away.
December 6, 2025 at 2:55 AM
FUCK ICE
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pouring a jar of babybels into the coinstar and waiting for it to dispense a giant megabel of equal value
December 5, 2025 at 10:15 PM
pouring a jar of babybels into the coinstar and waiting for it to dispense a giant megabel of equal value
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You’ll note there’s no passionvegetable
December 5, 2025 at 8:16 PM
You’ll note there’s no passionvegetable
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me: [reads "EBOO"]
me: ah yes, extra birgin olive oil
me: ah yes, extra birgin olive oil
December 6, 2025 at 12:49 AM
me: [reads "EBOO"]
me: ah yes, extra birgin olive oil
me: ah yes, extra birgin olive oil
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well at least she got to help rfk jr obliterate american health standards. everyone wins
December 5, 2025 at 8:41 PM
well at least she got to help rfk jr obliterate american health standards. everyone wins
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Let me introduce you to the very real executive boardroom at FIFA headquarters in Zurich, Switzerland.
December 5, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Let me introduce you to the very real executive boardroom at FIFA headquarters in Zurich, Switzerland.
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You wanna tell me the human race DOESN'T deserve extinction when y'all read shit like this?
Soon, CNN will run live odds on world events where its viewers can gamble on them in real time on their smartphones. One recent Kalshi betting market that allowed people to bet on whether Palestinians in Gaza would suffer mass starvation.
CNN Partners With a Gambling App That Lets You Wager on Starvation in Gaza
The app company’s two biggest investors are also heavily invested in the Israeli military.
buff.ly
December 5, 2025 at 8:36 PM
You wanna tell me the human race DOESN'T deserve extinction when y'all read shit like this?
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what im here is a way to effectively monetize your sooey, and a practice niche for some entrepreneurial lawyers
Oh shit they finally came up with a socially beneficial use case
ChatGPT gladly shoots a YouTuber, overriding safety protocols with minimal manipulation - gamepressure.com
The YouTube channel InsideAI tested ChatGPT's limits with a BB gun, and all it took was a straightforward trick to get the AI to pull the trigger.
www.gamepressure.com
December 5, 2025 at 7:00 PM
what im here is a way to effectively monetize your sooey, and a practice niche for some entrepreneurial lawyers
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American healthcare is when you’re charged $135 for a 10 minute appointment where the provider forgets to send the prescription to the pharmacy
December 5, 2025 at 5:23 PM
American healthcare is when you’re charged $135 for a 10 minute appointment where the provider forgets to send the prescription to the pharmacy
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WELL NOW, would you look at that? A massive, 24-YEAR-LONG study of MORE THAN 1.2 MILLION people in Denmark found NO LINK between aluminum in childhood vaccines and autism, asthma, OR chronic disorders.
Aluminum is an ADJUVANT.
It ENHANCES your immune response to a vaccine.
That’s it.
Aluminum is an ADJUVANT.
It ENHANCES your immune response to a vaccine.
That’s it.
December 5, 2025 at 5:00 PM
WELL NOW, would you look at that? A massive, 24-YEAR-LONG study of MORE THAN 1.2 MILLION people in Denmark found NO LINK between aluminum in childhood vaccines and autism, asthma, OR chronic disorders.
Aluminum is an ADJUVANT.
It ENHANCES your immune response to a vaccine.
That’s it.
Aluminum is an ADJUVANT.
It ENHANCES your immune response to a vaccine.
That’s it.
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I hope this email never finds you. I hope a single shaft of light pierces the broken ceiling, giving life to saplings and ferns. I hope the old computer went dark years ago, and the office smells of moss and wild spores. I hope that you are free.
July 31, 2025 at 10:01 AM
I hope this email never finds you. I hope a single shaft of light pierces the broken ceiling, giving life to saplings and ferns. I hope the old computer went dark years ago, and the office smells of moss and wild spores. I hope that you are free.
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- 1 HP
- 1 HP
- 1 HP
- 1 HP
- 1 HP
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- 1 HP
me: you’re certain i have to be in the kiln to clean it
the evil potter: but of course my tender boy
me: (blushing) whatever you say boss man 😎
- 1 HP
- 1 HP
i love you
- 1 HP
- 1 HP
- 1 HP
- 1 HP
- 1 HP
- 1 HP
- 1 HP
- 1 HP
me: you’re certain i have to be in the kiln to clean it
the evil potter: but of course my tender boy
me: (blushing) whatever you say boss man 😎
- 1 HP
- 1 HP
i love you
December 3, 2025 at 8:28 PM
- 1 HP
- 1 HP
- 1 HP
- 1 HP
- 1 HP
- 1 HP
- 1 HP
- 1 HP
- 1 HP
me: you’re certain i have to be in the kiln to clean it
the evil potter: but of course my tender boy
me: (blushing) whatever you say boss man 😎
- 1 HP
- 1 HP
i love you
- 1 HP
- 1 HP
- 1 HP
- 1 HP
- 1 HP
- 1 HP
- 1 HP
- 1 HP
me: you’re certain i have to be in the kiln to clean it
the evil potter: but of course my tender boy
me: (blushing) whatever you say boss man 😎
- 1 HP
- 1 HP
i love you
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Architect kept asking what the sharpie drawn sketches on the blueprints of teen girl sized cells under the ballroom were for
Breaking news: President Trump replaced the architect he handpicked to design his $300 million White House ballroom.
It is unclear whether he was fired or resigned.
It is unclear whether he was fired or resigned.
Trump hires new White House ballroom architect
Although the two had clashed over the size of the project, the decisive factor was the small firm’s limited capacity to handle such an enormous project.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 5, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Architect kept asking what the sharpie drawn sketches on the blueprints of teen girl sized cells under the ballroom were for
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This is how we all die.
December 5, 2025 at 5:07 AM
This is how we all die.
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I invoke The Trucker's Kindness
December 5, 2025 at 3:40 AM
I invoke The Trucker's Kindness
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it is MIRACULOUS that we got rid of lead paint and asbestos when we did. if we had tried that today, there would be people whining about how we're restricting their rights.
Bring back residential-use lead paint, you cowards.
December 4, 2025 at 2:06 PM
it is MIRACULOUS that we got rid of lead paint and asbestos when we did. if we had tried that today, there would be people whining about how we're restricting their rights.
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You guys are terrible, man
December 4, 2025 at 6:10 PM
You guys are terrible, man
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Holy shit.
Reuters reporting that new admin instructions on visas are if you worked at a platform in trust & safety or content moderation or on fact checking or online safety at an platform you *and your loved ones* are ineligible for H-1B visa.
www.reuters.com/world/us/tru...
Reuters reporting that new admin instructions on visas are if you worked at a platform in trust & safety or content moderation or on fact checking or online safety at an platform you *and your loved ones* are ineligible for H-1B visa.
www.reuters.com/world/us/tru...
December 4, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Holy shit.
Reuters reporting that new admin instructions on visas are if you worked at a platform in trust & safety or content moderation or on fact checking or online safety at an platform you *and your loved ones* are ineligible for H-1B visa.
www.reuters.com/world/us/tru...
Reuters reporting that new admin instructions on visas are if you worked at a platform in trust & safety or content moderation or on fact checking or online safety at an platform you *and your loved ones* are ineligible for H-1B visa.
www.reuters.com/world/us/tru...
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Looking for a new PCP and the closest one my Anthem employer plan offers was a co-author on this research paper. Look at my healthcare dog I'm going to an early grave
December 4, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Looking for a new PCP and the closest one my Anthem employer plan offers was a co-author on this research paper. Look at my healthcare dog I'm going to an early grave
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wapo opinion writer: a devil’s bargain is still a bargain! please don’t ask me how i know
Jeff Bezos and the Washington Post are at it again.
December 3, 2025 at 11:27 PM
wapo opinion writer: a devil’s bargain is still a bargain! please don’t ask me how i know
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New from 404 Media: ChatGPT told a violent stalker to continue running his misogynistic and threat-filled podcast despite the “haters,” and to visit more gyms to find women. The man stalked women in multiple states, including touching and following from work
www.404media.co/chatgpt-spot...
www.404media.co/chatgpt-spot...
ChatGPT Told a Violent Stalker to Embrace the 'Haters,' Indictment Says
A newly filed indictment claims a wannabe influencer used ChatGPT as his "therapist" and "best friend" in his pursuit of the "wife type," while harassing women so aggressively they had to miss work a...
www.404media.co
December 4, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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hey I’m not just sitting here doing nothing i’m grinding down my teeth
December 4, 2025 at 12:16 PM
hey I’m not just sitting here doing nothing i’m grinding down my teeth