Ramsin Canon
@ramsincanon.bsky.social
Not ill jeeves but all of a twitter
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get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship
February 13, 2026 at 10:28 PM
get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship
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I get it, we can't get rid of capitalism or we'd lose its great innovations like the CSAM chat room, the suicide robot, the plagiarism machine, the doorbell snitch, the fake money generator, the self-immolating auto-car, the thing that puts ads in your ads, and the sex creep sunglasses. But still
February 11, 2026 at 12:59 PM
I get it, we can't get rid of capitalism or we'd lose its great innovations like the CSAM chat room, the suicide robot, the plagiarism machine, the doorbell snitch, the fake money generator, the self-immolating auto-car, the thing that puts ads in your ads, and the sex creep sunglasses. But still
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Yesterday, after explaining how he rations his pancreas medication due to cost, my 80 y.o. dad proudly showed me the hi-vis vest he has for neighborhood patrol, and I became acutely aware of the rage I hold for all the actions/inaction that have led us here. So today I joined the @twincitiesdsa.org
February 10, 2026 at 7:03 PM
Yesterday, after explaining how he rations his pancreas medication due to cost, my 80 y.o. dad proudly showed me the hi-vis vest he has for neighborhood patrol, and I became acutely aware of the rage I hold for all the actions/inaction that have led us here. So today I joined the @twincitiesdsa.org
You can have this for free
February 8, 2026 at 3:07 PM
You can have this for free
This book rules and the movie based on it pretty good too
If you’re into books written by people instead of assembled by AI slop, I just finished this one, which is about a Black guy who quits the CIA to train Black freedom fighters in Chicago, and I can’t stop thinking about it.
February 8, 2026 at 3:04 PM
This book rules and the movie based on it pretty good too
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Democratic Socialists of America — We are at 100,000 members!
🌹 dsausa.org/join
🌹 dsausa.org/join
February 7, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Democratic Socialists of America — We are at 100,000 members!
🌹 dsausa.org/join
🌹 dsausa.org/join
For real, QAnon dropping the ball on this when it was their whole purpose is like how Skype lost out to Zoom when the pandemic started
What the hell was Qanon doing? There really was/is an international child sex trafficking ring and they got almost none of the leaders of it right. Just a whole group of world-class stupid motherfuckers, man
January 31, 2026 at 2:38 PM
For real, QAnon dropping the ball on this when it was their whole purpose is like how Skype lost out to Zoom when the pandemic started
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Yesterday, in a packed room of 200 supporters in Gage Park, 25th Ward Alderman & Chicago DSA member Byron Sigcho-Lopez announced his run for Congress in IL 4th Congressional District as an independent democratic socialist.
Donate:
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Volunteer:
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Donate:
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January 29, 2026 at 5:25 PM
Yesterday, in a packed room of 200 supporters in Gage Park, 25th Ward Alderman & Chicago DSA member Byron Sigcho-Lopez announced his run for Congress in IL 4th Congressional District as an independent democratic socialist.
Donate:
tinyurl.com/donatebyron
Volunteer:
tinyurl.com/volunteerbyron
Donate:
tinyurl.com/donatebyron
Volunteer:
tinyurl.com/volunteerbyron
That podcaster saying he’s not a bootlicker because he voted for the boot is among the funniest cope I’ve ever seen, you know his fans were like cmon man don’t admit that in front of people, bc it admits the pathetic psychological projection they’re doing
January 28, 2026 at 11:13 PM
That podcaster saying he’s not a bootlicker because he voted for the boot is among the funniest cope I’ve ever seen, you know his fans were like cmon man don’t admit that in front of people, bc it admits the pathetic psychological projection they’re doing
The picture of the slob beta dork who tried to spray Rep Omar is too perfect he looks like a guy who people move seats on the bus to avoid sitting next to
January 28, 2026 at 3:26 PM
The picture of the slob beta dork who tried to spray Rep Omar is too perfect he looks like a guy who people move seats on the bus to avoid sitting next to
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Interested in learning more about DSA, democratic socialism, and our political vision? This event will provide a brief overview of DSA and a longer discussion of our political program, Workers Deserve More. Nonmembers interested in DSA are welcome!
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January 13, 2026 at 3:17 PM
Interested in learning more about DSA, democratic socialism, and our political vision? This event will provide a brief overview of DSA and a longer discussion of our political program, Workers Deserve More. Nonmembers interested in DSA are welcome!
Info & RSVP: teamup.com/ksc3uaa38o41...
Info & RSVP: teamup.com/ksc3uaa38o41...
You can have this for free
December 29, 2025 at 2:35 PM
You can have this for free
Just woke up from an amazing but bittersweet dream that me and Raekwon had to console GZA because he was feeling guilty that his five percenter beliefs and cursing in songs caused his mom to die. Dream-me said, “GZA, guilt is just your grief looking for a place to go.” Good job, Dream-me.
December 27, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Just woke up from an amazing but bittersweet dream that me and Raekwon had to console GZA because he was feeling guilty that his five percenter beliefs and cursing in songs caused his mom to die. Dream-me said, “GZA, guilt is just your grief looking for a place to go.” Good job, Dream-me.
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Chicago Police Chief Snelling needs to be grilled by all elected officials and journalists about why the *Hell* this is happening.
If he ordered it, if he allows it to go on, he must be replaced with someone who won't.
If he ordered it, if he allows it to go on, he must be replaced with someone who won't.
In Chicago, a man on Facebook Live was following the Border Patrol north on Lake Shore Drive. At the end of the drive, a bunch of city cop cars cut off the man who was following and live-streaming Border Patrol.
December 17, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Chicago Police Chief Snelling needs to be grilled by all elected officials and journalists about why the *Hell* this is happening.
If he ordered it, if he allows it to go on, he must be replaced with someone who won't.
If he ordered it, if he allows it to go on, he must be replaced with someone who won't.
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Join Chicago DSA and Tanggol Migrante Chicago for a Press Conference at the Philippines Consulate Thursday, Dec 18th at 11am. We will demand that the Philippines Consulate take immediate action to advocate for Tita Rebecca’s safe return home for the holidays!
December 17, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Join Chicago DSA and Tanggol Migrante Chicago for a Press Conference at the Philippines Consulate Thursday, Dec 18th at 11am. We will demand that the Philippines Consulate take immediate action to advocate for Tita Rebecca’s safe return home for the holidays!
Vengeance
For them to come back to Chicago just before the holidays, right as everyone's nervous system was starting to reset from months of operating in crisis mode, just shows how much joy they find in the cruelty
December 16, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Vengeance
That was a disappointing thing about the Captain Marvel movie, the comic book version is likeable in part bc she’s a recovering alcoholic who was (in-universe) famously insecure, but nevertheless still traveled the universe doing cool shit and punching aliens
I kinda hope that new Supergirl movie breaks this incredibly annoying spell that the only way to write a female main character is if they’re some bland girlboss, because there is a clear appetite for girl dirtbags and girlfailures
December 10, 2025 at 7:52 PM
That was a disappointing thing about the Captain Marvel movie, the comic book version is likeable in part bc she’s a recovering alcoholic who was (in-universe) famously insecure, but nevertheless still traveled the universe doing cool shit and punching aliens
Huh imagine that
Turns out police superintendents CAN order their officers to intervene in unlawful immigration detentions.
Minneapolis police chief warns officers: Stop unlawful force by ICE or lose your job
Chief Brian O’Hara says he’ll fire city police officers if they don’t intervene when immigration agents use unlawful force.
www.ms.now
December 6, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Huh imagine that
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Chicagoans will pay $76 per person this year for police misconduct settlements.
The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
December 5, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Chicagoans will pay $76 per person this year for police misconduct settlements.
Sinatra to Soviets: “Knock Off That Commie Bunk or it’s Ring a Ding Ding For You Bozos!”
What is the quintessential Onion headline? The strong contender that just randomly popped in my mind is "Hank Williams Jr. Honored by Institute For Football Preparedness"
December 4, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Sinatra to Soviets: “Knock Off That Commie Bunk or it’s Ring a Ding Ding For You Bozos!”
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Chicago DSA members were out 6AM in 6 degrees this morning to support Starbucks workers at the Armitage/Hoyne store who walked out this morning and are now ON STRIKE! Workers will be picketing until noon today and tentatively 6AM-1PM tomorrow and Saturday if you’re able to stop by and join them.
December 4, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Chicago DSA members were out 6AM in 6 degrees this morning to support Starbucks workers at the Armitage/Hoyne store who walked out this morning and are now ON STRIKE! Workers will be picketing until noon today and tentatively 6AM-1PM tomorrow and Saturday if you’re able to stop by and join them.
You can have this for free
December 3, 2025 at 3:28 PM
You can have this for free
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A union contract is the only way we can stop these systemic problems that have been making Starbucks worse year-after-year. It would only cost the company less than a day's worth of sales to put fair pay, fair scheduling, and strong protections in writing through a contract.
November 30, 2025 at 8:42 PM
A union contract is the only way we can stop these systemic problems that have been making Starbucks worse year-after-year. It would only cost the company less than a day's worth of sales to put fair pay, fair scheduling, and strong protections in writing through a contract.