Julia Christine
@restingsaltface.bsky.social
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basically every 2024 truism is dead. Trump did not build a lasting multiracial coalition or turn young men into committed Republicans. You don’t need to cave on trans rights to win. The pundits have nothing left to tell you.
November 5, 2025 at 1:57 PM
basically every 2024 truism is dead. Trump did not build a lasting multiracial coalition or turn young men into committed Republicans. You don’t need to cave on trans rights to win. The pundits have nothing left to tell you.
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(to the tune of Eleanor Rigby) 🎶socialist muslim🎶
November 5, 2025 at 2:36 AM
(to the tune of Eleanor Rigby) 🎶socialist muslim🎶
This cycle of stress & overwhelm is the worst. I'm behind on work & I owe so many people responses to messages. I just can't fucking bring myself to do any of it. Every fucking day is worse & it's just embarrassing the shit out of me. I wasn't supposed to be this dysfunctional of a person.
September 29, 2025 at 8:15 PM
This cycle of stress & overwhelm is the worst. I'm behind on work & I owe so many people responses to messages. I just can't fucking bring myself to do any of it. Every fucking day is worse & it's just embarrassing the shit out of me. I wasn't supposed to be this dysfunctional of a person.
aka the "Moonstruck" anslysis
September 25, 2025 at 8:49 PM
aka the "Moonstruck" anslysis
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Before and after I called her pretty
September 25, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Before and after I called her pretty
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Just taken Eeyore to the vets, £55 to be told he's a fat bastard 😂 diet time for you, boyo
September 25, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Just taken Eeyore to the vets, £55 to be told he's a fat bastard 😂 diet time for you, boyo
100% my dog 🤦🏼♀️
Allegedly they wouldn’t “have to vacuum so much” if I stopped “being so dramatic” when they are “just trying to brush me” which all sounds fake. I choose neither
September 25, 2025 at 8:37 PM
100% my dog 🤦🏼♀️
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I need two acetaminophen after listening to Trump assert that Tylenol is linked to autism.
September 22, 2025 at 8:56 PM
I need two acetaminophen after listening to Trump assert that Tylenol is linked to autism.
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DISNEY: "OK, we are putting Jimmy Kimmel back on the air. You can resubscribe now."
ME: "I unsubscribed because you immorally bowed to fascism. I'm not going to resubscribe because you immorally bowed to finances."
ME: "I unsubscribed because you immorally bowed to fascism. I'm not going to resubscribe because you immorally bowed to finances."
September 22, 2025 at 9:14 PM
DISNEY: "OK, we are putting Jimmy Kimmel back on the air. You can resubscribe now."
ME: "I unsubscribed because you immorally bowed to fascism. I'm not going to resubscribe because you immorally bowed to finances."
ME: "I unsubscribed because you immorally bowed to fascism. I'm not going to resubscribe because you immorally bowed to finances."
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I try to remember that while they were fighting the ban on gender affirming care for minors here, one of the (trans) lawyers did a thread reminding folks that they're really good at making this feel like an overwhelming groundswell, but it is one clown car of debunked experts on a road trip.
26,000 YouTube views for Sinclair’s Charlie Kirk tribute special.
Just for comparison, Jimmy Kimmel’s monologue on any average Wednesday will get between two and four MILLION YouTube views.
Right wing culture is fringe stuff. It is not American culture by any stretch.
Just for comparison, Jimmy Kimmel’s monologue on any average Wednesday will get between two and four MILLION YouTube views.
Right wing culture is fringe stuff. It is not American culture by any stretch.
Everything about this headline is hilarious. And the YouTube views are a reflection of how wildly the right has overblown the number of people paying attention.
September 22, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I try to remember that while they were fighting the ban on gender affirming care for minors here, one of the (trans) lawyers did a thread reminding folks that they're really good at making this feel like an overwhelming groundswell, but it is one clown car of debunked experts on a road trip.
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Tried to get my real ID. I had my license, my SS card and my birth certificate.
I was not allowed to get my real ID because my birth name is different than my married name. Now I have to go dig up a marriage certificate. You know who wouldn’t have to do this? A man.
Never change your last name.
I was not allowed to get my real ID because my birth name is different than my married name. Now I have to go dig up a marriage certificate. You know who wouldn’t have to do this? A man.
Never change your last name.
September 22, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Tried to get my real ID. I had my license, my SS card and my birth certificate.
I was not allowed to get my real ID because my birth name is different than my married name. Now I have to go dig up a marriage certificate. You know who wouldn’t have to do this? A man.
Never change your last name.
I was not allowed to get my real ID because my birth name is different than my married name. Now I have to go dig up a marriage certificate. You know who wouldn’t have to do this? A man.
Never change your last name.
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Andor would want you to cancel your Disney+ subscription.
It's the least you can do for the Rebellion.
It's the least you can do for the Rebellion.
September 20, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Andor would want you to cancel your Disney+ subscription.
It's the least you can do for the Rebellion.
It's the least you can do for the Rebellion.
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“Reconsider their boundaries” come the fuck on
GOP Senator Cynthia Lummis: "Under normal times, in normal circumstances, I tend to think that the First Amendment should always be sort of the ultimate right... I don't feel that way anymore." www.semafor.com/article/09/1...
Kimmel’s suspension prompts free-speech Republicans to reconsider their boundaries
One Republican said she no longer considers the First Amendment to “be sort of the ultimate right,” as she would “in normal circumstances.”
www.semafor.com
September 19, 2025 at 5:45 AM
“Reconsider their boundaries” come the fuck on
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Anyone who wants a Covid vaccine should be able to get one, no matter what state you live in.
September 10, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Anyone who wants a Covid vaccine should be able to get one, no matter what state you live in.
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parent at daycare rolled up in a cybertruck. I'm going to gatekeep this one, Montessori should be for libs only. Not median voters. Apologies in advance for the incident.
September 10, 2025 at 2:37 PM
parent at daycare rolled up in a cybertruck. I'm going to gatekeep this one, Montessori should be for libs only. Not median voters. Apologies in advance for the incident.
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Overnight, Russian drones violated Polish, and NATO, airspace during an attack against Ukraine. Yet another horrendous example of Putin’s refusal to seek peace.
Canada stands in full solidarity with Poland and Ukraine. We continue to call on Russia to put an end to its unjustified and illegal war.
Canada stands in full solidarity with Poland and Ukraine. We continue to call on Russia to put an end to its unjustified and illegal war.
September 10, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Overnight, Russian drones violated Polish, and NATO, airspace during an attack against Ukraine. Yet another horrendous example of Putin’s refusal to seek peace.
Canada stands in full solidarity with Poland and Ukraine. We continue to call on Russia to put an end to its unjustified and illegal war.
Canada stands in full solidarity with Poland and Ukraine. We continue to call on Russia to put an end to its unjustified and illegal war.
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Got checked out at the vet. No obvious signs/symptoms of cyanide poisoning from the peach pit (thank God 😓). Blood work comes back in a couple days & she got subcutaneous fluids to flush her system #thefreyadog #penguindog 🐧❤️
September 2, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Got checked out at the vet. No obvious signs/symptoms of cyanide poisoning from the peach pit (thank God 😓). Blood work comes back in a couple days & she got subcutaneous fluids to flush her system #thefreyadog #penguindog 🐧❤️
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legally you’re allowed to title your episodes whatever you want
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September 2, 2025 at 12:34 PM
legally you’re allowed to title your episodes whatever you want
My poor penguin ate a peach pit sometime last week. She passed said peach pit last night (thank God for nitrile gloves 🙃), but still feels a little rough. Here she is snuggling in the curtains 🐧🐕❤️
September 1, 2025 at 6:56 PM
My poor penguin ate a peach pit sometime last week. She passed said peach pit last night (thank God for nitrile gloves 🙃), but still feels a little rough. Here she is snuggling in the curtains 🐧🐕❤️
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You just gotta LOVE MAD MAGAZINE!!!
August 8, 2025 at 12:50 AM
You just gotta LOVE MAD MAGAZINE!!!