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"Archaeo-Patrick(s)": NB, he/him/"a guy".
Mostly unhinged shitposting; I'm probably not a good follow for most. AuDHD. Exhausted. Loves alt text & learning. Curious about many things. Anti-Racist. Fix their hearts or die.
On traditional Lenape territory
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Hey, science teachers, what can scientists do to help change the curriculum to focus less on memorization and more on curiosity, philosophy, and how amazing nature is?

Sincerely,
Nobody likes this
absolutely losing it at my 14yo's biology homework
December 15, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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Someone much more clever than I am pointed out that Frosty the Snowman could be considered a golem, so I ran with that.
December 15, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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An illustrative thread about Reiner being the fucking king.
When Rob Reiner was on his all-time epic run at the start of his career, he had an opportunity to read a script that was looking for a production partner, and he lost his mind for it. He decided Castle Rock had to have it, no matter what.
December 15, 2025 at 8:33 AM
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Last post before sleep.

Find something to love and then fight for it ❤️ 🦑
December 15, 2025 at 6:15 AM
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December 15, 2025 at 5:15 AM
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Pork and crab soup dumplings for dinner, chocolate dumplings for dessert, as the good Lord intended
December 15, 2025 at 5:03 AM
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Teaching chat how to make dolmas!!! Donations are MATCHED for the next 30 minutes!!!! Come chat :)
December 15, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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I don't have good news, but I do have previously unreleased duckling footage set to feel good music.

Best I can do.

Rest up, we got a hell of a week ahead of us! 🪶 🐣
December 15, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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Over on Twitter, I’ve tagged CBP with this video and a request: “Please @CBP I know you read the tweets of all the journalists on the ground covering you guys. Someone tell the cameraman I desperately want to chat with him next time I'm in New Orleans (or in the next city).”
December 15, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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I am almost never the person who has to do this, but I think I have to do this.

take care of yourselves, y'all. 💔

bsky.app/profile/wisw...
Gentle reminder that it is okay to get off the internet for the night. It's already been an onslaught. Please take care of yourselves.
December 15, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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you fools thought we forgot?

well, guess what! we did!

that's why we do this ritual.

now there's no excuse for you to forget too.

do the thing.

weekly reminder 💊⏰
December 15, 2025 at 3:39 AM
oh hey look it's me, i'm the bird, i'm the -- [splash]
...yeah, that bird was me for sure.
Just going to leave this here for #TeamBird to check out 😎
#BirdsVsFish
December 15, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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That's going to be my excuse from now on for not having a phone.
December 15, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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This is terrible. We're also seeing an uptick in illegal ICE activity
near Flemington (Hunterdon Co., NJ). Just this past week, 2 fathers (each w/ 4 children at home), were allegedly taken without warrants. This has to stop.
December 15, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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The victim was a philanthropist who was cycling up Riverside Drive in Washington Heights last weekend.
Van Driver Kills Cyclist on Riverside Drive: Cops - Streetsblog New York City
The victim was a philanthropist who was cycling up Riverside Drive in Washington Heights over the weekend.
buff.ly
December 15, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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not to brag but i'm really good at docking
now playing after having it sit in my library for no less than a year unplayed but then i showed it to ken and they already nearly 100%'d it and are making me play it
December 15, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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my friends and i did a regifting market today. it was so fun, everyone brought newish, or vintage or homemade stuff they had around their houses to make a christmas market we could shop at for free.

we even staged it all like a store. i got some good stuff.
December 15, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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(brain expanding so large it spills out of my ears) game jam based on game elements created for the bluffing game thus making them real
December 15, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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(brain enormous) balderdash/fibbage style bluffing game where you have to make up elements of ttrpgs that seem more plausible than randomly chosen actual rpg elements with optional hard mode consisting entirely of things that were made in itchio game jams
Nora there are so many weird rpgs. I played one where everyone is a rock. I played one where you play that you’re on a message board in 2000 but it’s a balloon fetishist board
December 15, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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So check out with the amazing teenagers at the library I volunteer at are up to. They've revived an old neighborhood newsletter and put it online. Look, I'm famous! (I was "Insolentia, the Raffle Elf" and I'm the one in the red mask in the photos)
December 14th: Gingerbread Workshop and more!
Good evening! It's December 14th, and today's newsletter goes over yesterday's Gingerbread House Workshop at the Oak Park Library, the Oak Park Elementary Manny Cepeda Essay Winners, and more.
oakparkpost.substack.com
December 15, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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This is fucking grim. Somebody invented a white guy, an "IT professional" named Edward Crabtree, who stopped the Bondi shooting and spread it all over the internet, which was picked up by AI agents and slop aggregation sites.

The real hero is a fruit stand owner named Ahmed el Ahmed.
December 14, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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I used to run an entire network of blogs. The server cost $600/month and the ads on my posts alone paid about $300/month. Eventually the ad revenue dropped while I got constant legal threats from quacks & copyright vultures. Now I run 1 blog with only my own posts for an archive when Patreon dies.
It’s so cool that every website is just Like This now. We used to send guys to the chair for putting pop-up ads on their sites. Now if I want to read something I have to read single lines between autoplaying video ads that use so much RAM they force the browser to reload every 5 seconds.
December 15, 2025 at 1:19 AM
[discussing D. terrelli length w/ spouse]
her: they're gonna figure out it's like the size of a goldfish. like an actual koi or something
me: that why it won't readily reveal its actual size? it's just playing koi?
dog: groans loudly

🤣🤣🤣🤣
December 15, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Blind Melon is hitting right rn, thats nice 😊
December 15, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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Just an FYI, 376-W is at a dead standstill right now. Not sure what happened but we've been parked on the on-ramp at Braddock, right before the tunnels, for like 40+ minutes. People are going down the ramp the wrong way to get off and I'm gonna join them.
December 14, 2025 at 11:41 PM