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Ryan LeBlond
@rlleblond.bsky.social
Checking out a new social media site.
Trying to get away from toxicity.
Why can I not upload a picture for my profile?
Oh, because I love that white in blue so much I'm leaving it.🤦
I'm gonna start knocking on random doors and then start yelling "why didn't you say anything about this" while I hold up a random newspaper from 1993.
(taps sign)
Just as a reminder, there's no quicker way to a block than telling me to "do better"

If you're not happy with the output of this personal social media account, you should do what we all do and just block it and move on.

I actually don't owe you a damn thing, angry stranger. Have a nice life.
February 12, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Tom Dumont, No Doubt.
His parents lived a few doors down from a friend and we all hung out in the garage or garage hoping to see Gwen show up just once.
Who's the most famous alum of your high school?

I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
guys i just found out i went to the same high school as howard lutnick. please respect my privacy at this time.
February 12, 2026 at 5:47 AM
Drug Olympics
Hear me out -- ski jousting
February 12, 2026 at 1:44 AM
I think the reason he is stuck on coal is because I really believe one of the few books he has actually read is Mein Kampf.
February 12, 2026 at 1:05 AM
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When Snapped is just a parade of women explaining why men on the right, left, and center deserved to die I want people to think about posts like this one
Bondi is clearly going through menopause. “…mood changes and "brain fog," often begin during perimenopause (mid-40s to early 50s) - along with irrational moods and temper tantrums
February 11, 2026 at 10:07 PM
Was this written up by a misanthrope?
Microsoft released a study showing the 40 jobs most at risk by AI:
February 11, 2026 at 3:13 AM
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omg everybody go draw a horse this is what the internet was made for

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Draw a horse, watch it run!
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February 9, 2026 at 11:11 PM
It's that attention to detail that gives me such confidence.
This is one of things. Bigtime.
February 9, 2026 at 10:19 PM
"Meatballs fried in lard"
Ah! The flying elves are back!
Does anyone else have an MST3K line they use regularly, even if it makes no sense out of context?

Because I have both "That'll keep your panfish down for a while." and "Come come, boys, we must confound Jerry at every turn!" from MST3K the movie alone.
February 9, 2026 at 8:46 PM
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“Helping people forge new connections.”
A fuck app.

“A new way to invest.”
An S&P 500 fund.

“Decentralized currency.”
Money you can use to buy drugs.
Tech Jargon Translations
“We’re revolutionizing communication.” We’re putting cameras and microphones in your home. “Helping people forge connections.” This app alienates ...
buff.ly
February 8, 2026 at 3:00 AM
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That halftime show was a NOVEL
February 9, 2026 at 1:55 AM
Damn, you could hear that one.
February 9, 2026 at 1:57 AM
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No Kings includes Draft Kings
February 8, 2026 at 11:49 PM
Is it that Darnold trusts his guys to protect him so he doesn't look frazzled, or is he just a guy that doesn't look frazzled?
February 9, 2026 at 1:49 AM
Yes,
It's pronounced "Honky Bucket"
Is it socially acceptable to say "Cracker Barrel" with the hard R?
February 8, 2026 at 5:27 AM
I had never seen Dillon Brooks with his hair down, and, yeah he's straight up an 80' s 90's movie villain.
February 6, 2026 at 4:03 AM
White Men Can't Jump
The Winter Olympics has long been a battleground for marginal gains.

Thursday, however, took things to a new level in Milan Cortina.
February 5, 2026 at 11:32 PM
The results of an adolescent society.
When you have the mentality of a teenager, you're going to be attracted to the same mentality.
Plus, they were trafficking girls the ages of the girls these men couldn't get in high school.
They're stuck there, punishing proxies for past rejections.
It's sick.
WTF? I'm a 50 year old man and as far back as I can remember, including when I was in high school it was *obviously* wrong and fucked up for older men to be targeting high school girls.

People claiming it's somehow normal are trying to cover for predators. This isn't some new way of thinking.
This level of apologia (from Megan McArdle in a podcast with Josh Barro and Ross Douthat) is fucking appalling. Idk what else there is to say.
February 5, 2026 at 11:26 PM
To continue fighting the Trump administration and to keep fighting for democracy I, Kamala Harris, am running for Governor of California.
Or something like that.
February 5, 2026 at 6:48 AM
It's our 1776 now.
French police have raided the Paris offices of X and summoned Elon Musk for questioning as part of a cybercrime investigation into artificial intelligence-generated pornographic deepfakes and Holocaust denial. www.ms.now/news/french-...
French police raid X offices and summon Musk in probe involving sexual deepfakes
Grok, the social media platform's AI chatbot, has sparked global outrage for generating a slew of sexually explicit images and Holocaust denial statements.
www.ms.now
February 4, 2026 at 5:10 AM
That's some rest stop "I'm just taking a pee" energy form There's Something About Mary
February 4, 2026 at 5:09 AM
It's crazy that the conspiracy board is just spokes that lead out from Epstein to all our modern horrors.
February 4, 2026 at 2:08 AM
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“It was awesome. I was able to do the raid without leaving my home and ship my family off to an immigrant detention center all before 9 a.m.” said Immigration and Customs Enforcement agent Mark Hammond
ICE Agent Scores Easy Win By Deporting Own Family
CHICAGO—Saying he couldn’t remember the last time an immigration raid had been so convenient, fast, or fun, Immigration and Customs Enforcement agent Mark Hammond reportedly scored an easy win Monday ...
theonion.com
February 4, 2026 at 12:30 AM
I don't think Trump really cares that he's in the Epstein Files.

I think he's pissed because it was a big part of his blackmail leverage.

I doubt he'll sue anyone about it either, because he knows the truth.

He was probably pissed about the island because it cut his take on the girls.
February 3, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Chris Cillizza as every character from the Epstein Files.
Every CBS News contributor who appears in Epstein files as a character from Game of Thrones.

by Chris Cillizza
February 3, 2026 at 5:24 AM