Robin Bublé
@robinbar.bsky.social
Just got here. Sometimes interesting. Wishing I was a Derry Girl.
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Robin Bublé
@robinbar.bsky.social
· Nov 20
On a Zoom call-
“I hope you’re all ok with this call being recorded”
*points over my shoulder to reveal my dog holding a camcorder*
“I hope you’re all ok with this call being recorded”
*points over my shoulder to reveal my dog holding a camcorder*
My audition tape for Survivor was just mall security footage of me tying Gap hoodies together and filling them up with See's candy samples.
November 21, 2024 at 4:23 PM
My audition tape for Survivor was just mall security footage of me tying Gap hoodies together and filling them up with See's candy samples.
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Another email that could have been a punch in the face.
November 19, 2024 at 6:57 PM
Another email that could have been a punch in the face.
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Oh, you like Thanksgiving?
Name 3 pilgrims.
Name 3 pilgrims.
November 20, 2024 at 8:42 PM
Oh, you like Thanksgiving?
Name 3 pilgrims.
Name 3 pilgrims.
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whenever someone extends a fist-bump i gently cover their hand, lean in & whisper "rock paper kisses."
November 14, 2024 at 1:40 PM
whenever someone extends a fist-bump i gently cover their hand, lean in & whisper "rock paper kisses."
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My dog got a credit card offer in the mail. I’m about to ruin his credit.
November 18, 2024 at 2:19 PM
My dog got a credit card offer in the mail. I’m about to ruin his credit.
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Marriage advice: stand up tall. Look him in the eyes. Strengthen your legs. Don’t swing at everything. Wait this might be baseball
November 12, 2024 at 1:35 PM
Marriage advice: stand up tall. Look him in the eyes. Strengthen your legs. Don’t swing at everything. Wait this might be baseball
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{circa 1979}
JOHN: What should we call the band?
NICK: How about "Duran Duran Duran"?
ROGER: That's an odd name.
SIMON: Just a minute. [crosses out one "Duran"]
ALL: Whoa.
JOHN: What should we call the band?
NICK: How about "Duran Duran Duran"?
ROGER: That's an odd name.
SIMON: Just a minute. [crosses out one "Duran"]
ALL: Whoa.
June 18, 2024 at 5:54 PM
{circa 1979}
JOHN: What should we call the band?
NICK: How about "Duran Duran Duran"?
ROGER: That's an odd name.
SIMON: Just a minute. [crosses out one "Duran"]
ALL: Whoa.
JOHN: What should we call the band?
NICK: How about "Duran Duran Duran"?
ROGER: That's an odd name.
SIMON: Just a minute. [crosses out one "Duran"]
ALL: Whoa.
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When I learned what calculators did, I immediately cleared the "math" part of my brain to make room for more movie quotes.
November 20, 2024 at 4:15 PM
When I learned what calculators did, I immediately cleared the "math" part of my brain to make room for more movie quotes.
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I bet a lot of introverts are just extroverts who’ve realized that most people suck.
November 20, 2024 at 12:52 PM
I bet a lot of introverts are just extroverts who’ve realized that most people suck.
Me watching Survivor: easy I could totally do that
Also me: takes a nap in the Costco cart return on the way back to my car
Also me: takes a nap in the Costco cart return on the way back to my car
November 21, 2024 at 2:50 AM
Me watching Survivor: easy I could totally do that
Also me: takes a nap in the Costco cart return on the way back to my car
Also me: takes a nap in the Costco cart return on the way back to my car
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Me flirting: What’s your favorite documentary about a cult 🙂
November 12, 2024 at 1:59 AM
Me flirting: What’s your favorite documentary about a cult 🙂
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You are the Lennon to my McCartney and by that I mean you are dead to me
November 17, 2024 at 3:41 PM
You are the Lennon to my McCartney and by that I mean you are dead to me
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Buying all my prescriptions from Canada was a great idea but I can’t stand the maple flavor.
November 19, 2024 at 11:09 PM
Buying all my prescriptions from Canada was a great idea but I can’t stand the maple flavor.
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"I'm here for the hookers and the booze!!!"
"Sir, this is a library."
*whispers... "I'm here for the hookers and the booze."
"Sir, this is a library."
*whispers... "I'm here for the hookers and the booze."
November 17, 2024 at 3:17 PM
"I'm here for the hookers and the booze!!!"
"Sir, this is a library."
*whispers... "I'm here for the hookers and the booze."
"Sir, this is a library."
*whispers... "I'm here for the hookers and the booze."
On a Zoom call-
“I hope you’re all ok with this call being recorded”
*points over my shoulder to reveal my dog holding a camcorder*
“I hope you’re all ok with this call being recorded”
*points over my shoulder to reveal my dog holding a camcorder*
November 20, 2024 at 12:29 AM
On a Zoom call-
“I hope you’re all ok with this call being recorded”
*points over my shoulder to reveal my dog holding a camcorder*
“I hope you’re all ok with this call being recorded”
*points over my shoulder to reveal my dog holding a camcorder*
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Another day, another rejection letter for my Icelandic travel manuscript Cheykjavik Before You Reykjavik.
December 5, 2023 at 1:19 AM
Another day, another rejection letter for my Icelandic travel manuscript Cheykjavik Before You Reykjavik.
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I bet the first guy who threw shit into a fan had no idea what a legacy he would leave behind.
November 17, 2024 at 5:37 PM
I bet the first guy who threw shit into a fan had no idea what a legacy he would leave behind.
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Me: I’ve been wrestling all week with the Burrito/Fajita Paradox. If your burrito unravels, at what point does it cease to be a burrito and become a fajita? Is there an increment?
A moment?
My Therapist:(swallowing a Lorazepam right in front of me): When you can see the onions.
A moment?
My Therapist:(swallowing a Lorazepam right in front of me): When you can see the onions.
November 14, 2024 at 3:58 AM
Me: I’ve been wrestling all week with the Burrito/Fajita Paradox. If your burrito unravels, at what point does it cease to be a burrito and become a fajita? Is there an increment?
A moment?
My Therapist:(swallowing a Lorazepam right in front of me): When you can see the onions.
A moment?
My Therapist:(swallowing a Lorazepam right in front of me): When you can see the onions.
The difference between blowing in dog's face vs. baby’s face, one giggles and one eats your nose, there is nothing more terrifying than a baby eating your nose off
November 18, 2024 at 6:53 AM
The difference between blowing in dog's face vs. baby’s face, one giggles and one eats your nose, there is nothing more terrifying than a baby eating your nose off
In 6th grade I was on the playground with my friend & a wasp flew into her mouth, it was her last day before she moved to Michigan, she went to the nurse’s office & I never saw her again. Valerie, if you’re out there, I hope the swelling went down, unless you voted trump, then I hope it still hurts
November 17, 2024 at 10:34 PM
In 6th grade I was on the playground with my friend & a wasp flew into her mouth, it was her last day before she moved to Michigan, she went to the nurse’s office & I never saw her again. Valerie, if you’re out there, I hope the swelling went down, unless you voted trump, then I hope it still hurts
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me, interviewing mr. pepper: do you feel emasculated by your wife’s soda success?
November 15, 2024 at 10:32 PM
me, interviewing mr. pepper: do you feel emasculated by your wife’s soda success?
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sure, boxing is bad, but you know what else is bad? yep, fascism.
November 16, 2024 at 5:05 AM
sure, boxing is bad, but you know what else is bad? yep, fascism.
Recreating Golden Girls scenes with my neighbor’s nativity set. Mary is sad about something and Joseph is asking the Maggi for cheesecake instead of myrrh
November 17, 2024 at 9:08 AM
Recreating Golden Girls scenes with my neighbor’s nativity set. Mary is sad about something and Joseph is asking the Maggi for cheesecake instead of myrrh
Spending tonight sending texts to random numbers saying “I know what you did” to see what kind of replies I get back
November 17, 2024 at 8:56 AM
Spending tonight sending texts to random numbers saying “I know what you did” to see what kind of replies I get back
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No one still wants to fight me after I gently remove my earrings and swallow them.
November 16, 2024 at 5:25 AM
No one still wants to fight me after I gently remove my earrings and swallow them.