Royal McPoyle
@royalmcpoyle.bsky.social
Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?
Maybe we can make a tradition out of using the Super Bowl to call out rich and powerful pedophiles.
a man wearing a blue jacket with the letter ria on it is singing into a microphone
Alt: Kendrick Lamar at the Super Bowl halftime show.
media.tenor.com
February 9, 2026 at 12:29 AM
Maybe we can make a tradition out of using the Super Bowl to call out rich and powerful pedophiles.
God damn, fuck these assholes.
February 1, 2026 at 3:47 AM
God damn, fuck these assholes.
Luka Magnotta looks like he’s doing well.
January 28, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Luka Magnotta looks like he’s doing well.
This administration tried to sell us that Renee Good and Alex Pretti were would-be assassins. Cellphone video obviously has contradicted those accounts.
I can’t help but think about what’s happening inside the walls of an ICE detention facility where bystanders aren’t able to call bullshit.
I can’t help but think about what’s happening inside the walls of an ICE detention facility where bystanders aren’t able to call bullshit.
January 26, 2026 at 9:16 PM
This administration tried to sell us that Renee Good and Alex Pretti were would-be assassins. Cellphone video obviously has contradicted those accounts.
I can’t help but think about what’s happening inside the walls of an ICE detention facility where bystanders aren’t able to call bullshit.
I can’t help but think about what’s happening inside the walls of an ICE detention facility where bystanders aren’t able to call bullshit.
I’m not a gun safety expert. Is this guy doing it right?
January 26, 2026 at 5:00 PM
I’m not a gun safety expert. Is this guy doing it right?
The only thing I’ve learned from the past couple of weeks is that I need to distrust law enforcement more than I already do.
January 25, 2026 at 6:55 PM
The only thing I’ve learned from the past couple of weeks is that I need to distrust law enforcement more than I already do.
2A applies to right-wing idiots without trigger discipline. No one else, right NRA?
January 24, 2026 at 9:39 PM
2A applies to right-wing idiots without trigger discipline. No one else, right NRA?
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The absolute accuracy of this.
January 18, 2026 at 10:23 PM
The absolute accuracy of this.
I’ve never been face-to-face with Tom Homan, but I’d bet anything his breath smells like abscess.
January 17, 2026 at 2:28 AM
I’ve never been face-to-face with Tom Homan, but I’d bet anything his breath smells like abscess.
Excuse me, sir. Before you beat the living shit out of me for filming you on my phone, could you please hold still so I can get a good look at your coded name badge?
What the fuck are we even doing?
What the fuck are we even doing?
I am introducing the Quick Recognition (QR) Act, which requires ICE and CBP officers to wear uniforms featuring QR codes. When scanned, the code would generate a digital ID displaying the officer’s name, badge number, and law enforcement agency.
ICE should be unmasked both physically and digitally.
ICE should be unmasked both physically and digitally.
January 15, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Excuse me, sir. Before you beat the living shit out of me for filming you on my phone, could you please hold still so I can get a good look at your coded name badge?
What the fuck are we even doing?
What the fuck are we even doing?
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Operation Barbarossa
January 12, 2026 at 2:37 PM
Operation Barbarossa
Another day, another fascist dog whistle by this administration.
January 13, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Another day, another fascist dog whistle by this administration.
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The Founding Generation fought an entire revolution and wrote a Declaration of Independence to challenge the idea of "absolute immunity."
JD Vance claims that ICE officers are protected by “absolute immunity.”
No wonder these ICE goons are so trigger-happy; they actually believe this asshole.
#Pinks #ProudBlue #FuckICE #FuckJDVance #Resist
No wonder these ICE goons are so trigger-happy; they actually believe this asshole.
#Pinks #ProudBlue #FuckICE #FuckJDVance #Resist
January 9, 2026 at 2:28 AM
The Founding Generation fought an entire revolution and wrote a Declaration of Independence to challenge the idea of "absolute immunity."
It’s cool to be tough on ICE now. This centrist blowhard voted for the Laken Riley Act. Stop fucking with us, Janelle.
January 9, 2026 at 12:56 AM
It’s cool to be tough on ICE now. This centrist blowhard voted for the Laken Riley Act. Stop fucking with us, Janelle.
You better believe if some guy showed up to my kid’s daycare “lookin’ to find out” if the door was bulletproof, myself and every other parent would demand that person be thrown in jail.
So, John Rocker better be in jail right about now.
So, John Rocker better be in jail right about now.
OHIO: MAGA Ex-baseball player John Rocker shows up at a daycare looking for kids (and being racist while he does it)
This is what they’re doing now
(H/T @jeffpearlman)
This is what they’re doing now
(H/T @jeffpearlman)
January 8, 2026 at 11:44 PM
You better believe if some guy showed up to my kid’s daycare “lookin’ to find out” if the door was bulletproof, myself and every other parent would demand that person be thrown in jail.
So, John Rocker better be in jail right about now.
So, John Rocker better be in jail right about now.
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Counterpoint: Shut up
Cafes across the U.S. are embracing the low- and no-caffeine lifestyle, with options that are a far cry from dusty tea bags and rewarmed decaf. nyti.ms/3XKlqoj
December 10, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Counterpoint: Shut up
Thank you Peppa Pig for teaching my child that it isn’t nice to call people stupid. And by that, I mean thanks for making me have the repeated conversation about how grandpa pig shouldn’t call his chickens stupid. TF is wrong with you Peppa?
November 28, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Thank you Peppa Pig for teaching my child that it isn’t nice to call people stupid. And by that, I mean thanks for making me have the repeated conversation about how grandpa pig shouldn’t call his chickens stupid. TF is wrong with you Peppa?
“Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore,
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tossed to me,
I lift my lamp beside the golden door.”
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore,
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tossed to me,
I lift my lamp beside the golden door.”
President Donald Trump vowed on Thanksgiving to "permanently pause migration" from poorer nations in a blistering late-night, anti-immigrant screed posted to social media. n.pr/4rqeWIA
Trump vows to 'permanently pause' migration from poor nations in social media screed
President Donald Trump vowed on Thanksgiving to "permanently pause migration" from poorer nations in a blistering late-night, anti-immigrant screed posted to social media.
n.pr
November 28, 2025 at 4:06 PM
“Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore,
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tossed to me,
I lift my lamp beside the golden door.”
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore,
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tossed to me,
I lift my lamp beside the golden door.”
Do people like Post Malone? Who are those people?
November 27, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Do people like Post Malone? Who are those people?
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The study suggests that treating sleep apnea may protect long-term brain health.
OHSU study links untreated sleep apnea to higher risk of Parkinson’s
The study suggests that treating sleep apnea may protect long-term brain health.
www.oregonlive.com
November 26, 2025 at 1:00 AM
The study suggests that treating sleep apnea may protect long-term brain health.
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An ICE agent, who is being arrested for drunk driving and nearly killing his little kids & others, tries to stop the arrest by racially profiling the officers arresting him. Amazing to watch the courtesy given to him as he is belligerent and uncooperative
October 17, 2025 at 3:11 PM
An ICE agent, who is being arrested for drunk driving and nearly killing his little kids & others, tries to stop the arrest by racially profiling the officers arresting him. Amazing to watch the courtesy given to him as he is belligerent and uncooperative
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Imagine being a dying WW2 veteran and the last thing you see on earth is your great-grandson invading Portland for fascism and losing to a frog wizard.
October 10, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Imagine being a dying WW2 veteran and the last thing you see on earth is your great-grandson invading Portland for fascism and losing to a frog wizard.
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The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.
October 9, 2025 at 8:23 PM
The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.
WWJD? Probably assault minorities and send them to concentration camps.
October 6, 2025 at 9:58 PM
WWJD? Probably assault minorities and send them to concentration camps.