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Empty Soul Girl on a Swing 🎃
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queef wellington at your service 🫡
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“All my friends murdered and raped, sometimes they hung out at my house. Get over yourself.”
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might wanna tone down some that language if you expect to win any converts at all, consider Some Kings or Less Kingliness
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Trump’s Inauguration Day was so freezing cold they had to move it inside and shut out all the plebs who came to attend.

No Kings gets one of the nicest, most summery late October days imaginable to gather all the millions who hate his orange guts.

Mother Nature hates Nazis too, Donald.
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ugh. boss just asked if I could put in a few extra hours in the lab tonight. we’re on a crazy deadline and “someone’s gotta make sure the monster stays on the slab” 🙄 the monster’s not going anywhere! he’s literally chained to the slab!!! this sucks.
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The way Perfidia ratted everyone out, it was One Tattle After Another
queef wellington at your service 🫡
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One Battle After Another more like One Good Movie Scene After Another
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Love that most people watching One Battle After Another are international audiences, presumably shaking their head while going, "America is crazy"
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The fact that I can’t immediately tell if a video is AI now actually makes me sick to my stomach. I cannot believe there are people who think this is a good thing
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"Hello, music industry? It's comics. We need to talk."
This is inherently unserious and completely shameless
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This is inherently unserious and completely shameless
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This is so depressingly true, as proven by the "LGB without the T" quislings we sadly see too many of
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The older I get, the more I understand Dora’s desire to dance after actually finishing literally anything.
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Taylor Swift announces 'The Life of a Showgirl (Deedee Mega Doodoo Version).'
Taylor Swift announces ‘The Life of a Showgirl (Deluxe So Punk On The Internet Version).’
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Don’t tell me Caviezal actually managed to go too crazy for Mel freakin’ Gibson.
Jim Caveizal will no longer return as Jesus in ‘THE PASSION OF THE CHRIST’ sequels.

They are currently looking for someone to fill the role.

(Source: pagesix.com/2025/10/09/e...)
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Helped my brother buy a new car today and this was the only decoration the salesman had on the desk.
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Pretty much all the complaints about SnyderVerse Superman only start making sense if read them in J. Jonah Jameson's voice.
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This Halloween season there’s no movie as frightening as everything currently happening in real life
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“don’t be bigoted towards AI.”

your AI data centers are poisoning Black communities as we speak, please get some fucking perspective. jesus christ