The Ryan Hipp™ 🏳️🌈
@ryanhipp.bsky.social
Capeshit, theme parks, dorky trash. Makes weird videos and shows up on podcasts sometimes. I saw a yard gnome once. It didn't scare me.
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The Ryan Hipp™ 🏳️🌈
@ryanhipp.bsky.social
· Oct 16
queef wellington at your service 🫡
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ive been seeing people draw their fave ships as navi every day for a week straight now but avatar has no cultural impact right? lol
January 17, 2026 at 5:34 PM
ive been seeing people draw their fave ships as navi every day for a week straight now but avatar has no cultural impact right? lol
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Lets be fair, the lasting joke about Charlie is likely going to be how his wife grieves through celebratory fireworks
Literally nobody talks about Rush Limbaugh any more except to make "congratulations on ____ years of sobriety" when the anniversary of his death rolls around.
Remember when Charlie Kirk got shot and the right was like "THIS IS CIVIL WAR!" and three weeks later he was completely forgotten about? That's going to be most all the rest of these assholes too
February 11, 2026 at 1:37 AM
Lets be fair, the lasting joke about Charlie is likely going to be how his wife grieves through celebratory fireworks
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Literally nobody talks about Rush Limbaugh any more except to make "congratulations on ____ years of sobriety" when the anniversary of his death rolls around.
Remember when Charlie Kirk got shot and the right was like "THIS IS CIVIL WAR!" and three weeks later he was completely forgotten about? That's going to be most all the rest of these assholes too
February 10, 2026 at 2:03 PM
Literally nobody talks about Rush Limbaugh any more except to make "congratulations on ____ years of sobriety" when the anniversary of his death rolls around.
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"which avatar do you mean?" yea
February 10, 2026 at 11:39 PM
"which avatar do you mean?" yea
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or avatar even
every company that signs a branding deal with Harry Potter would be one thousand times better off doing the same thing with Dragon Ball
February 10, 2026 at 11:38 PM
or avatar even
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Just saiyan, I’ve never heard of a banger taco shop with a racist wizard on the wall.
February 10, 2026 at 5:27 PM
Just saiyan, I’ve never heard of a banger taco shop with a racist wizard on the wall.
and piccolo is my dad
Harry Potter:
- stupid
- only enjoyed by sad 38 year olds
- sucks shit
- no one cares
Dragon Ball:
- awesome
- beloved by all
- its “the good stuff”
- goku is my friend
- stupid
- only enjoyed by sad 38 year olds
- sucks shit
- no one cares
Dragon Ball:
- awesome
- beloved by all
- its “the good stuff”
- goku is my friend
February 10, 2026 at 11:44 PM
and piccolo is my dad
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Harry Potter:
- stupid
- only enjoyed by sad 38 year olds
- sucks shit
- no one cares
Dragon Ball:
- awesome
- beloved by all
- its “the good stuff”
- goku is my friend
- stupid
- only enjoyed by sad 38 year olds
- sucks shit
- no one cares
Dragon Ball:
- awesome
- beloved by all
- its “the good stuff”
- goku is my friend
February 10, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Harry Potter:
- stupid
- only enjoyed by sad 38 year olds
- sucks shit
- no one cares
Dragon Ball:
- awesome
- beloved by all
- its “the good stuff”
- goku is my friend
- stupid
- only enjoyed by sad 38 year olds
- sucks shit
- no one cares
Dragon Ball:
- awesome
- beloved by all
- its “the good stuff”
- goku is my friend
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every company that signs a branding deal with Harry Potter would be one thousand times better off doing the same thing with Dragon Ball
February 10, 2026 at 4:57 PM
every company that signs a branding deal with Harry Potter would be one thousand times better off doing the same thing with Dragon Ball
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They should invent a United States government which isn’t run by corrupt racist pedophiles.
February 9, 2026 at 11:17 PM
They should invent a United States government which isn’t run by corrupt racist pedophiles.
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Remember if you watch this show or buy this merch, no trans person will like or trust you ever again. Sorry but those are the rules.
Hasbro and Warner Bros. Discovery have signed a multi-year deal starting in 2027 to produce Harry Potter film and television series dolls, role play, action figures, collectibles, interactive plush, board games, and more to be revealed later this year - bwnews.pr/45UKdKL
February 10, 2026 at 3:58 PM
Remember if you watch this show or buy this merch, no trans person will like or trust you ever again. Sorry but those are the rules.
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The HBO Trapper Keeper bumpers were the apex of modern art.
February 10, 2026 at 5:10 PM
The HBO Trapper Keeper bumpers were the apex of modern art.
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Really funny how the ruling class keeps justifying infringing on our liberties with "we gotta protect the children" while bombing palestinian children, protecting a global billionaire network of child trafficking, and building measles infested children prisons
February 9, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Really funny how the ruling class keeps justifying infringing on our liberties with "we gotta protect the children" while bombing palestinian children, protecting a global billionaire network of child trafficking, and building measles infested children prisons
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Oh my fucking goodness ENOUGH ALREADY.
She’s in the files. She’s even WORSE than we thought she was. She has outright stated that buying her merch validates her monstrous views. Stop it. Let it go. Find another interest.
She’s in the files. She’s even WORSE than we thought she was. She has outright stated that buying her merch validates her monstrous views. Stop it. Let it go. Find another interest.
Hasbro and Warner Bros. Discovery have signed a multi-year deal starting in 2027 to produce Harry Potter film and television series dolls, role play, action figures, collectibles, interactive plush, board games, and more to be revealed later this year - bwnews.pr/45UKdKL
February 10, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Oh my fucking goodness ENOUGH ALREADY.
She’s in the files. She’s even WORSE than we thought she was. She has outright stated that buying her merch validates her monstrous views. Stop it. Let it go. Find another interest.
She’s in the files. She’s even WORSE than we thought she was. She has outright stated that buying her merch validates her monstrous views. Stop it. Let it go. Find another interest.
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the only good billionaire is bruce wayne and hes a jock chad instead of an annoying incel
Conclusion: take the money from silicon valley nerds and give it to sports programs
Conclusion: take the money from silicon valley nerds and give it to sports programs
February 10, 2026 at 10:15 PM
the only good billionaire is bruce wayne and hes a jock chad instead of an annoying incel
Conclusion: take the money from silicon valley nerds and give it to sports programs
Conclusion: take the money from silicon valley nerds and give it to sports programs
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So weird that these aren't all the same guy.
February 9, 2026 at 9:50 PM
So weird that these aren't all the same guy.
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I feel like "in these dire times we really need..." is often overstated. But in this case I cannot possibly wear out the sentiment of how happy this entire project has made me.
THE MADS ARE BACK! Full details here:
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February 10, 2026 at 6:45 PM
I feel like "in these dire times we really need..." is often overstated. But in this case I cannot possibly wear out the sentiment of how happy this entire project has made me.
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The young'uns that were hired for the previous MST3K reboot were all very talented, and did a great job, but this time around the concept is, "What if we gave the old farts from the original show a shot?" Why not, right? I think it's gonna be fun.
We're SO excited to announce Trace Beaulieu and Frank Conniff will be the guest bad guys on the fourth and final show of this run. In addition to that, Trace and Frank will be cowriting this episode along with the RiffTrax gang. We're over the moon!
February 10, 2026 at 6:29 PM
The young'uns that were hired for the previous MST3K reboot were all very talented, and did a great job, but this time around the concept is, "What if we gave the old farts from the original show a shot?" Why not, right? I think it's gonna be fun.
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Hey friends? Moots? Anyone who respects me as a person even a little? I have one favor to ask, and it seems like a huge one for some reason:
Don't participate?
Don't buy it?
Don't interact with it?
Please?
Her profits go directly to causing people like me harm and death and she cozies to pedos.
Don't participate?
Don't buy it?
Don't interact with it?
Please?
Her profits go directly to causing people like me harm and death and she cozies to pedos.
Hasbro and Warner Bros. Discovery have signed a multi-year deal starting in 2027 to produce Harry Potter film and television series dolls, role play, action figures, collectibles, interactive plush, board games, and more to be revealed later this year - bwnews.pr/45UKdKL
February 10, 2026 at 4:04 PM
Hey friends? Moots? Anyone who respects me as a person even a little? I have one favor to ask, and it seems like a huge one for some reason:
Don't participate?
Don't buy it?
Don't interact with it?
Please?
Her profits go directly to causing people like me harm and death and she cozies to pedos.
Don't participate?
Don't buy it?
Don't interact with it?
Please?
Her profits go directly to causing people like me harm and death and she cozies to pedos.
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Hereditary (2018)
February 10, 2026 at 12:23 PM
Hereditary (2018)
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the investigation
February 10, 2026 at 3:11 PM
the investigation
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the 1993 movie sandlot was set in 1962 so if it were made today with the same offset it'd be set in 1995, 2 years after the movie's release. pretty wild right. ok bear with me this next one is even better. the 1994 movie clerks was set in 1994, so if that movie was made today it would be set in 2026
February 10, 2026 at 5:52 AM
the 1993 movie sandlot was set in 1962 so if it were made today with the same offset it'd be set in 1995, 2 years after the movie's release. pretty wild right. ok bear with me this next one is even better. the 1994 movie clerks was set in 1994, so if that movie was made today it would be set in 2026
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Sorry to be Radical Left but I don't think we should put people who haven't committed a crime, and aren't even accused of committing a crime, into any sort of "Detention"
February 10, 2026 at 6:04 AM
Sorry to be Radical Left but I don't think we should put people who haven't committed a crime, and aren't even accused of committing a crime, into any sort of "Detention"