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nose i thought u said hose
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queef wellington at your service 🫡
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Why does he look like he’s saying “yoink”
December 5, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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*youth pastor voice*

Let me tell you kids about another carpenter who wasn’t very popular with the authorities
Sabrina Carpenter made the White House delete their fuck ass tweet.
December 5, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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The way anti-vaxxers and conservatives have carelessly thrown away children’s lives has unironically made me feel we should reclaim the “pro-life” label and start yelling at these people for killing kids
December 5, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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When everyone knows it's probably Grandpa's last Christmas so everyone makes a big deal about him
this shit is just beyond parody, man
December 5, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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the trick to understand Zack Snyder is that he likes cool shit, and he wants to pull cool shit out into the world, and that's the main thing he does
December 3, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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December 5, 2025 at 7:27 PM
As a fan of Star Wars and a big supporter of film restoration and preservation, it's good that this is happening.

Also as a fan of Star Wars, most of the changes made for the Special Editions range from perfectly fine to good, actually, and it's good that they exist.

Both things can be true.
December 5, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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Small domino: the coining of the term "poptimism."

Big domino: cheerleading & Monday morning quarterbacking Netflix buying the WB, pretending this will lead to anything but mass layoffs, dead theaters & shitty movies made for people who can't put down their phones.
December 5, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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I love Paul Verhoeven but I hate that we live in one of his movies.
December 5, 2025 at 5:09 AM
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James Cameron walks to chalkboard and writes "Thou$ands of Beavers"
in the end, the future of cinema is Hundreds of Beavers
December 5, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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"They want to tell you a story. "

Once upon a time, an upper-middle class woman cosplaying as "poor" wrote a surprisingly popular derivative story about a special magical boy and used the resulting celebrity to punch down on a tiny minority of the population for the sole reason that they existed.
October 23, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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Disney's Tarantino (1997)
March 13, 2025 at 7:34 PM
the Sia Christmas album
What's the absolute worst Christmas song?
December 5, 2025 at 6:49 AM
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People need to boycott this show and not just half ass. Shame everyone who plans on watching it. This isn't about Eurovision, it's about Israel getting away with committing genocide because THERE ARE NEVER ANY CONSEQUENCES. They should be untouchable by now. Everybody needs to walk the fucking walk.
Eurovision has allowed Israel to compete in 2026.

Ireland, Spain, Slovenia, and the Netherlands have pulled out of the competition following the decision.
December 5, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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The hell are Yakko, Wacko, and Dot’s last names gonna be now???
Netflix has won the bidding war to purchase Warner Bros. Discovery.

The sale is not yet finalized, as the U.S. Department of Justice could also interfere due to anti-trust concerns.

(Source: www.thewrap.com/netflix-wins...)
December 5, 2025 at 6:14 AM
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December 2, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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Quick someone play the tom cruise mummy trailer audio over it
HBOMax has started showing a 'remastered' 4K Mad Men and they’ve messed things up so during Roger’s oyster vomit scene you can now see the crew men with the vomit hose on the right
December 2, 2025 at 4:38 PM
the amount of times I'll just randomly say "you're here because of LEGAL reasons" for literally no reason
you truly don't want to know how much of your modern lexicon was created by homestar runner, even if you never watched it it inspired all your favorite quirked up white boy comedy shows and podcasts
(A couple days ago my roommate and I were trying to figure out why the phrase “crapfully yours” was in our heads and initially guessed it was an ancient foamy thing. It was not, it was homestar runner, but it’s been re-engaging the old internet video circuitry in my brain, which there’s too much of)
December 2, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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you truly don't want to know how much of your modern lexicon was created by homestar runner, even if you never watched it it inspired all your favorite quirked up white boy comedy shows and podcasts
(A couple days ago my roommate and I were trying to figure out why the phrase “crapfully yours” was in our heads and initially guessed it was an ancient foamy thing. It was not, it was homestar runner, but it’s been re-engaging the old internet video circuitry in my brain, which there’s too much of)
December 2, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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Keep Jack Kirby’s Fourth World OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MOUTH.
December 2, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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I know this art was picked cuz its GTA but boy howdy does it look like its suggesting a solution
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Rockstar co-founder and former Grand Theft Auto writer Dan Houser has likened AI to mad cow disease, and claimed that humanity is being pulled in a direction “by a certain group of people who maybe aren't fully rounded humans.” https://bit.ly/4pDEfoN
December 2, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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Rent:
Reminder today especially not to use Spotify. 💅
December 2, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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shoutouts to masturbation
December 2, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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be the bitch doing something yourself that you want to see in the world
there’s a scene in the new documentary where Elizabeth Taylor is talking about the stigma of AIDS and how she got involved in the movement and it’s fucking everything
December 1, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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November 28, 2025 at 2:40 AM