oh phew, crisis averted, that's all sorted then!
Sen. Ruben Gallego says he's introducing a resolution to block Trump from invading Greenland.
January 7, 2026 at 2:32 AM
oh phew, crisis averted, that's all sorted then!
I think Venezuela intervention is positioning for WW3
January 4, 2026 at 9:35 PM
I think Venezuela intervention is positioning for WW3
and the world tension meter ticks up lol
January 3, 2026 at 10:33 AM
and the world tension meter ticks up lol
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Repost to finally get that thing in 2026
January 2, 2026 at 4:16 AM
Repost to finally get that thing in 2026
why the hell did they put melancholic in there twice.
Take a screenshot of this GIF, and whichever new word you land on is YOUR word for 2026.
Let's. Go.
Let's. Go.
January 1, 2026 at 8:30 PM
why the hell did they put melancholic in there twice.
totally thought this was a reference to a book I've never read like Dorian grey or cask of amontadillo and Ryan is going to accidentally be trapped in the attic for eternity while the zoomer contractor lives forever
knucklehead zoomer contractor we hired to insulate the attic ghosted me so I’m finishing the job myself, and man. I forgot how much I fuckin hate drywall compound
January 1, 2026 at 8:26 PM
totally thought this was a reference to a book I've never read like Dorian grey or cask of amontadillo and Ryan is going to accidentally be trapped in the attic for eternity while the zoomer contractor lives forever
I still know nothing about geese but I had a dream where someone told me theyre a slow dramatic cover band
*Sully Sullenberger starts sweating*
January 1, 2026 at 8:14 PM
I still know nothing about geese but I had a dream where someone told me theyre a slow dramatic cover band
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This year I’m going to be kinder, more positive, work harder, and put more faith in myself until the very first minor obstacle throws me off for the next 350+ days
January 1, 2026 at 5:13 PM
This year I’m going to be kinder, more positive, work harder, and put more faith in myself until the very first minor obstacle throws me off for the next 350+ days
fuck the qualifiers - rabid maskers are funny at this point they'll see say, an airport full of people and say "all these people are stupid and crazy". Whereas I see someone wearing a mask at the airport and go "good on them, they're probably sick or know someone vulnerable".
December 30, 2025 at 8:18 PM
fuck the qualifiers - rabid maskers are funny at this point they'll see say, an airport full of people and say "all these people are stupid and crazy". Whereas I see someone wearing a mask at the airport and go "good on them, they're probably sick or know someone vulnerable".
I desperately need a "block this fucking post" button because I don't need to see the 53rd quotepost of this rage bait shit
Sauron is appearing on the scene as concerns rise about crime among the most wealthy.
Sauron, the high-end home security startup for "super premium" customers, plucks a new CEO out of Sonos | TechCrunch
Sauron is appearing on the scene as concerns rise about crime among the most wealthy.
techcrunch.com
December 29, 2025 at 7:10 AM
I desperately need a "block this fucking post" button because I don't need to see the 53rd quotepost of this rage bait shit
label me rude if you want this guy is a pussy for detaching his post
ah, a liberal will say "the lefties are correct but back then they weren't". brother, the machinations of the American empire were already in motion this is just a change of tone.
December 17, 2025 at 11:32 PM
label me rude if you want this guy is a pussy for detaching his post
writing it down now because everyone tells me I'm crazy: the next collapse is the USD.
The United States doesn’t need Venezuela‘s oil it needs Venezuela to be punished for selling its oil to China and displaying a model for dollar independence btw
December 17, 2025 at 11:02 PM
writing it down now because everyone tells me I'm crazy: the next collapse is the USD.
ah, a liberal will say "the lefties are correct but back then they weren't". brother, the machinations of the American empire were already in motion this is just a change of tone.
December 17, 2025 at 9:31 PM
ah, a liberal will say "the lefties are correct but back then they weren't". brother, the machinations of the American empire were already in motion this is just a change of tone.
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learning that Oprah's real name is Orpah is one of those wedge factoids that will permanently destroy your ability to speak normally about her ever again. it alters your brain chemistry. "Do you mean Orpah?" you'll say, every time. if you're reading this it's already too late
March 7, 2024 at 6:12 PM
learning that Oprah's real name is Orpah is one of those wedge factoids that will permanently destroy your ability to speak normally about her ever again. it alters your brain chemistry. "Do you mean Orpah?" you'll say, every time. if you're reading this it's already too late
rising fascism and pantones colour of the year is white. A bit on the nose.
they should have a separate color of the year for people who haven’t lost the will to live
December 4, 2025 at 9:46 PM
rising fascism and pantones colour of the year is white. A bit on the nose.
warning labels on a chainsaw is funny as hell what could a warning label possibly communicate that isn't already covered by just looking at it
December 1, 2025 at 9:08 PM
warning labels on a chainsaw is funny as hell what could a warning label possibly communicate that isn't already covered by just looking at it
actually this looks like China moved a billion people out of poverty and Africa's population grew relative to the west
Economists know it, but politicians rarely say it—globalization massively reduced global inequality.
🧪 #EconSky
🧪 #EconSky
December 1, 2025 at 6:13 AM
actually this looks like China moved a billion people out of poverty and Africa's population grew relative to the west
aliens r a mass psychosis scheme run by the US DOD I am convinced
New polling on aliens
% of U.S. adult citizens who believe the following definitely or probably exist:
Aliens 56%
Bigfoot 28%
The Yeti 23%
The Loch Ness Monster 22%
Chupacabra 16%
today.yougov.com/health/artic...
% of U.S. adult citizens who believe the following definitely or probably exist:
Aliens 56%
Bigfoot 28%
The Yeti 23%
The Loch Ness Monster 22%
Chupacabra 16%
today.yougov.com/health/artic...
November 26, 2025 at 7:55 AM
aliens r a mass psychosis scheme run by the US DOD I am convinced
why does this look like a thermodynamic cycle lol. What's the area under the curve, upward wealth transfer?
You might have seen National propaganda on how much kiwis are saving on mortgage payments. So, quick reality check, and a little explainer...
The actual average interest rate on *all* NZ mortgages moves slowly - in large part because most of us plucky mortgagors are on fixed rate deals [🧵1/n]
The actual average interest rate on *all* NZ mortgages moves slowly - in large part because most of us plucky mortgagors are on fixed rate deals [🧵1/n]
November 23, 2025 at 7:14 AM
why does this look like a thermodynamic cycle lol. What's the area under the curve, upward wealth transfer?
this app will not stop showing me gay stuff in the discover feed I don't know why or how to stop it I keep having to block accounts posting shit like them playing with it floppy - unlabelled!!!!!!!!!!
November 16, 2025 at 4:40 AM
this app will not stop showing me gay stuff in the discover feed I don't know why or how to stop it I keep having to block accounts posting shit like them playing with it floppy - unlabelled!!!!!!!!!!
saying this to my therapist and she just gives up on me
November 3, 2025 at 4:44 AM
saying this to my therapist and she just gives up on me
Sabrina Carpenter - sus. bad vibes. Don't know why everyone loves her. Calling it now.
November 2, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Sabrina Carpenter - sus. bad vibes. Don't know why everyone loves her. Calling it now.
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they added protein to a grape
October 27, 2025 at 12:00 AM
they added protein to a grape