Luke
@satchpiglet.bsky.social
Commander of the Content Armies of the South. Husband to a healthy wife, father to a healthy daughter, and I shall have my vengeance. In this life or the next.
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One day after meeting him, #trumpenstein emerged without blazing orange makeup and dressed just like him 🤣
You literally couldn't make this fucking shit up 🤣😂 #ZohranMamdani #NewYork #ILNY #Mamdani
You literally couldn't make this fucking shit up 🤣😂 #ZohranMamdani #NewYork #ILNY #Mamdani
November 23, 2025 at 5:34 PM
One day after meeting him, #trumpenstein emerged without blazing orange makeup and dressed just like him 🤣
You literally couldn't make this fucking shit up 🤣😂 #ZohranMamdani #NewYork #ILNY #Mamdani
You literally couldn't make this fucking shit up 🤣😂 #ZohranMamdani #NewYork #ILNY #Mamdani
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Just saw on a TikTok that as of yesterday, Nov 13, Voyager 1 is 1 full light day away from Earth.
My inner dweeb is totally fascinated by this.
My inner dweeb is totally fascinated by this.
November 14, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Just saw on a TikTok that as of yesterday, Nov 13, Voyager 1 is 1 full light day away from Earth.
My inner dweeb is totally fascinated by this.
My inner dweeb is totally fascinated by this.
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“Women these days don’t want to have children.”
Well, we don’t actually know if women in the past wanted to. Nobody asked them, least of all their husbands.
Well, we don’t actually know if women in the past wanted to. Nobody asked them, least of all their husbands.
November 15, 2025 at 12:14 PM
“Women these days don’t want to have children.”
Well, we don’t actually know if women in the past wanted to. Nobody asked them, least of all their husbands.
Well, we don’t actually know if women in the past wanted to. Nobody asked them, least of all their husbands.
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Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-still-polling-well-with-working-class-american-pedophiles/
November 12, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-still-polling-well-with-working-class-american-pedophiles/
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I think somehow it's going to take a lot more then that.
But yes, that would be welcome.
But yes, that would be welcome.
November 12, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I think somehow it's going to take a lot more then that.
But yes, that would be welcome.
But yes, that would be welcome.
Apologies for engaging in sports discourse, but I’m watching the rugby and I swear I’ve seen Alex Mitchell somewhere before. Wasn’t he in Auf Widersehen Pet?
November 1, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Apologies for engaging in sports discourse, but I’m watching the rugby and I swear I’ve seen Alex Mitchell somewhere before. Wasn’t he in Auf Widersehen Pet?
There’s a certain pleasing elegance to the Jets jetsing it in the spursiest of places.
October 12, 2025 at 6:49 PM
There’s a certain pleasing elegance to the Jets jetsing it in the spursiest of places.
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Trump hanging out on the first tee at the Ryder Cup yesterday certainly inspired the U.S. team. To lose bigly.
September 27, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Trump hanging out on the first tee at the Ryder Cup yesterday certainly inspired the U.S. team. To lose bigly.
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A man on the streets of the UK is asked about the “problem of immigration” and dismantles talking points with ease.
September 2, 2025 at 12:42 PM
A man on the streets of the UK is asked about the “problem of immigration” and dismantles talking points with ease.
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Sure, Hitler negotiated his brains out, and then we negotiated tf out of Hiroshima and Nagasaki, leading Hirohito to unconditionally negotiate.
JD Vance: "This is how wars ultimately get settled. If you go back to World War 2, if you go back to every major conflict in human history, they all end with some kind of negotiation."
August 24, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Sure, Hitler negotiated his brains out, and then we negotiated tf out of Hiroshima and Nagasaki, leading Hirohito to unconditionally negotiate.
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Sabbath announce surprising replacement for Ozzy.
August 1, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Sabbath announce surprising replacement for Ozzy.
Aussie rules football is a silly game.
July 4, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Aussie rules football is a silly game.
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hot dogs were invented in 1936 by Larry Hotdogs when he accidentally dropped a bag of prize-winning pig assholes in his Dick Shaper Machine
July 4, 2025 at 1:12 PM
hot dogs were invented in 1936 by Larry Hotdogs when he accidentally dropped a bag of prize-winning pig assholes in his Dick Shaper Machine
I’m about to watch the final episode of The Handmaid’s Tale. If I don’t see an awful lot of cocks and balls cut off and fried and mangled and squished and juiced and stretched and exploded I’m not going to be happy.
June 22, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I’m about to watch the final episode of The Handmaid’s Tale. If I don’t see an awful lot of cocks and balls cut off and fried and mangled and squished and juiced and stretched and exploded I’m not going to be happy.
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Brings me back baby I ate these with avocado toast every morning before school
MilleniOs (1999-2000): To ring in Y2K, Cheerios released this special edition, brown sugar-sweetened variant, with "2"-shaped cereal pieces that would spell "2000" when placed next to three "Os". They also encouraged consumers to use the boxes as time capsules for the "once in a lifetime" event
June 6, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Brings me back baby I ate these with avocado toast every morning before school
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Kudos to the bird that managed to shit an image of itself onto this bloke's car.
June 5, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Kudos to the bird that managed to shit an image of itself onto this bloke's car.
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Somehow the "We need to support policies that are popular" crowd never land on the very popular polices like "taxing big corporation more," "making health care more affordable," or "paying teachers more."
It's always just "be 10% more racist."
It's always just "be 10% more racist."
June 4, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Somehow the "We need to support policies that are popular" crowd never land on the very popular polices like "taxing big corporation more," "making health care more affordable," or "paying teachers more."
It's always just "be 10% more racist."
It's always just "be 10% more racist."
New Bluesky HQ just dropped.
May 11, 2025 at 6:37 PM
New Bluesky HQ just dropped.