Schuldberg
@schuldberg.com
Senior engineer at Microsoft, working on Minecraft Networking. Opinions are my own and do not reflect my employer. He/Him
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Part of the reason for this is that the truth is so awful it defies belief -- akin to literally stating GOP policy positions, people will literally not believe you because, paradoxically, it is so bad that they think, if it were true, everyone would already know and no one would stand for it.
November 12, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Part of the reason for this is that the truth is so awful it defies belief -- akin to literally stating GOP policy positions, people will literally not believe you because, paradoxically, it is so bad that they think, if it were true, everyone would already know and no one would stand for it.
Couldn’t figure out how to cast to the room’s tv so instead we are watching what can only be described as “Korean car crash reviews” this is diabolical but I can’t look away
November 12, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Couldn’t figure out how to cast to the room’s tv so instead we are watching what can only be described as “Korean car crash reviews” this is diabolical but I can’t look away
Korean spa:
Entry - 15,000 Won
Scrub - 20,000 Won
Lunch - 12,000 Won
Failing at a crane game 37 times - 37,000 Won
Coffee - 5,000 Won
Someone help me budget this, my family is dying.
Entry - 15,000 Won
Scrub - 20,000 Won
Lunch - 12,000 Won
Failing at a crane game 37 times - 37,000 Won
Coffee - 5,000 Won
Someone help me budget this, my family is dying.
November 12, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Korean spa:
Entry - 15,000 Won
Scrub - 20,000 Won
Lunch - 12,000 Won
Failing at a crane game 37 times - 37,000 Won
Coffee - 5,000 Won
Someone help me budget this, my family is dying.
Entry - 15,000 Won
Scrub - 20,000 Won
Lunch - 12,000 Won
Failing at a crane game 37 times - 37,000 Won
Coffee - 5,000 Won
Someone help me budget this, my family is dying.
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Every day I wake up to a little cat doing something chaotic because I live with a literal cartoon character.
November 12, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Every day I wake up to a little cat doing something chaotic because I live with a literal cartoon character.
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Sheldon remind me when did Chuck Schumer fight united with the Democratic nominee for mayor of New York
The sooner we get past internal recriminations and back to fighting united, the better off we all are — the likelier our victory next November.
November 11, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Sheldon remind me when did Chuck Schumer fight united with the Democratic nominee for mayor of New York
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The average SNAP benefit per month is $177 a person.
The average ACA benefit per month is up to $550 a person.
People want us to hold the line for a reason. This is not a matter of appealing to a base. It’s about people’s lives.
And working people want leaders whose word means something to them.
The average ACA benefit per month is up to $550 a person.
People want us to hold the line for a reason. This is not a matter of appealing to a base. It’s about people’s lives.
And working people want leaders whose word means something to them.
November 10, 2025 at 1:49 AM
The average SNAP benefit per month is $177 a person.
The average ACA benefit per month is up to $550 a person.
People want us to hold the line for a reason. This is not a matter of appealing to a base. It’s about people’s lives.
And working people want leaders whose word means something to them.
The average ACA benefit per month is up to $550 a person.
People want us to hold the line for a reason. This is not a matter of appealing to a base. It’s about people’s lives.
And working people want leaders whose word means something to them.
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"World's first potential trillionaire has killed 600,000 people, including 400,000 children" is the only headline that anyone should ever read about Elon Musk
One analytical model shows that, as of November 5th, the dismantling of U.S.A.I.D. has already caused the deaths of 600,000 people, two-thirds of them children. https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/jUzNSc
The Shutdown of U.S.A.I.D. Has Already Killed Hundreds of Thousands
The short documentary “Rovina’s Choice” tells the story of what goes when aid goes.
newyorkermag.visitlink.me
November 7, 2025 at 1:33 AM
"World's first potential trillionaire has killed 600,000 people, including 400,000 children" is the only headline that anyone should ever read about Elon Musk
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I see that CBS chose not to air this part. It probably explains much of what they did decide to air.
November 3, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I see that CBS chose not to air this part. It probably explains much of what they did decide to air.
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"You fucked up and lead your unit into an ambush" is never met with "why don't criticize the enemy, who were *shooting at us* instead?!" because certain things are implicit.
October 28, 2025 at 8:13 PM
"You fucked up and lead your unit into an ambush" is never met with "why don't criticize the enemy, who were *shooting at us* instead?!" because certain things are implicit.
You underestimate how much I value smiles
October 27, 2025 at 11:12 PM
You underestimate how much I value smiles
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lmao good stuff, loved seeing the LEGO Technic man repeatedly eating shit in various ways youtu.be/68LwytImuPs
Lego Cars vs Bigger Potholes
YouTube video by Brick Technology
youtu.be
October 26, 2025 at 11:58 PM
lmao good stuff, loved seeing the LEGO Technic man repeatedly eating shit in various ways youtu.be/68LwytImuPs
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Wake up, babe, the least subtle visual metaphor in history just dropped
October 21, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Wake up, babe, the least subtle visual metaphor in history just dropped
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Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through
October 18, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through
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working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"
September 8, 2025 at 12:37 AM
working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"
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genuinely wild the number of quote tweets that see this as an insult toward mamdani rather than as praise for his discipline and skill at translating personal charisma into political appeal
Zohran Mamdani is a trained performer who has an extremely disciplined and laser-focused ability to recite on-message talking points in response to any question, and yet voters overwhelming praise him as being especially "authentic" compared to other politicians. There's a lesson here!
October 17, 2025 at 11:08 AM
genuinely wild the number of quote tweets that see this as an insult toward mamdani rather than as praise for his discipline and skill at translating personal charisma into political appeal
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You don't hate Elon Musk enough
October 15, 2025 at 5:56 PM
You don't hate Elon Musk enough
Extremely nerdy news, the fancy christmas lights I ordered an entire year ago, which feature white LEDs in colored casings instead of colored LEDs, finally arrived. So excited to have an energy efficient replica of my childhood. Thanks @techconnectify.bsky.social for turning me onto them!
October 15, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Extremely nerdy news, the fancy christmas lights I ordered an entire year ago, which feature white LEDs in colored casings instead of colored LEDs, finally arrived. So excited to have an energy efficient replica of my childhood. Thanks @techconnectify.bsky.social for turning me onto them!
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Spotify is now running recruitment ads for ICE.
It’s time to cancel your account.
It’s time to cancel your account.
October 13, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Spotify is now running recruitment ads for ICE.
It’s time to cancel your account.
It’s time to cancel your account.
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Hi Sally. When Weiss published a supposed expose on the death of George Floyd, a veteran criminal justice reporter showed in deep detail that the piece was not just wrong but filled with falsehoods and misrepresentations. Weiss did not retract the piece. What do you think of that?
This is really smart. Amazed at the hysteria over the ascendance of a woman entrepreneur who clearly knows how to cover and sell news and who's not afraid to take on a mob. www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...
Don’t Bet Against Bari Weiss
The new editor in chief of CBS News triumphs over her critics.
www.theatlantic.com
October 12, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Hi Sally. When Weiss published a supposed expose on the death of George Floyd, a veteran criminal justice reporter showed in deep detail that the piece was not just wrong but filled with falsehoods and misrepresentations. Weiss did not retract the piece. What do you think of that?
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Also: if you work for ICE, even if you’re not one of the ones arresting citizens or tackling 15-year-olds or zip-tying kids together and segregating them by race, you’re part of the mechanism making it happen, and you should suffer long-term social and post-regime-change consequences.
Some weirdo on Twitter has been absolutely melting down for like 36 straight hours because I posted:
When this is over, do not forget what ICE did, and what ICE is. And do not make room for them in society. Make sure they know that they are, and will continue to be, reviled and beneath contempt.
When this is over, do not forget what ICE did, and what ICE is. And do not make room for them in society. Make sure they know that they are, and will continue to be, reviled and beneath contempt.
October 12, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Also: if you work for ICE, even if you’re not one of the ones arresting citizens or tackling 15-year-olds or zip-tying kids together and segregating them by race, you’re part of the mechanism making it happen, and you should suffer long-term social and post-regime-change consequences.
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Was the Dingler there
October 11, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Was the Dingler there
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I don’t think we’re talking enough about the fact that we successfully took back the frog. Like it has been a meme for the alt right for years now, and thanks to these Portland inflatable costumes, we’re taking it back
October 10, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I don’t think we’re talking enough about the fact that we successfully took back the frog. Like it has been a meme for the alt right for years now, and thanks to these Portland inflatable costumes, we’re taking it back
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WATCH: ‘Portland Frog’ pepper balled by ICE agents
October 6, 2025 at 5:39 AM
WATCH: ‘Portland Frog’ pepper balled by ICE agents
My better offline challenge coin came!
October 7, 2025 at 11:47 PM
My better offline challenge coin came!
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This is an actual visual map of the Circular Vendor Ponzi laid out by @anthonycr.bsky.social
We're in the phase where they are making sure that none of the nodes die, but it is becoming increasingly thinly stretched
It's likely in the terminal phase. If one of these faulters, the whole thing pops
We're in the phase where they are making sure that none of the nodes die, but it is becoming increasingly thinly stretched
It's likely in the terminal phase. If one of these faulters, the whole thing pops
October 6, 2025 at 2:41 PM
This is an actual visual map of the Circular Vendor Ponzi laid out by @anthonycr.bsky.social
We're in the phase where they are making sure that none of the nodes die, but it is becoming increasingly thinly stretched
It's likely in the terminal phase. If one of these faulters, the whole thing pops
We're in the phase where they are making sure that none of the nodes die, but it is becoming increasingly thinly stretched
It's likely in the terminal phase. If one of these faulters, the whole thing pops