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Senior engineer at Microsoft, working on Minecraft Networking. Opinions are my own and do not reflect my employer. He/Him
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“Readers should be able to assume that every word between quotation marks is what the speaker or writer said… The writer should, of course, omit extraneous syllables like ‘um’ and may judiciously delete false starts.”
-NYT ethical guidelines
Have you ever once seen the New York Times quote Trump like this?
February 16, 2026 at 7:48 PM
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hello and welcome to the political genius exam. here is question one. which is a more compelling message:

- the president is sending armies to occupy cities and kidnap and kill people and your town could be next
- a meal at the cheesecake factory that previously cost $100 now costs $104.9
Romance alert: Trump's reckless tariffs have Valentine’s Day costs up across the board:

Roses 🌹16.6%
Chocolates🍫 18.7%
Ribeye 🥩 25.4%
Restaurant meals 🍽️ 4.9%
February 14, 2026 at 6:19 PM
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i often think about this review
February 14, 2026 at 3:13 AM
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Ending this operation is not enough.

We need justice and accountability. That starts with independent investigations into the murders of Renee Good and Alex Pretti, economic restitution for businesses impacted, abolishing ICE, and the impeachment of Kristi Noem.
February 12, 2026 at 5:07 PM
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Doesn't matter who holds the knife as long as Caesar bleeds, tbh
February 10, 2026 at 3:27 AM
I can’t believe that even the British Royal Family has more moral integrity than half the media and cultural elite of the United States.
February 9, 2026 at 9:06 PM
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Amongst other things, this again highlights the core point about due process. It’s bad enough to be in a “show me your papers” situation, but your precious citizen/non-citizen, “legal”/“illegal” distinctions are meaningless when you can’t prove anything to authorities because they don’t give a shit.
February 9, 2026 at 12:59 PM
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a brown and white dog is laying on a red carpet .
ALT: a brown and white dog is laying on a red carpet .
media.tenor.com
February 8, 2026 at 9:37 PM
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February 9, 2026 at 3:23 AM
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From out indefinitely with mononucleosis to Super Bowl champion. Anything is possible.
February 9, 2026 at 3:25 AM
When you finally see the ghosts that Darnold has been telling you about
February 9, 2026 at 3:25 AM
Holy shit!!!!
February 9, 2026 at 2:48 AM
Seattle has such funny oddly specific quirks, like the fact that every time I’m in a house in Ballard I have to remember the light switch is on the outside of the bathroom
February 9, 2026 at 2:41 AM
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Cause that's what heroes do.
February 9, 2026 at 1:36 AM
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I cannot even begin to comprehend the logistics and planning thst went into building, performing, and tearing down this incredible set in the space of 30 minutes
February 9, 2026 at 1:32 AM
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i think that was the best produced super bowl halftime show ever
February 9, 2026 at 1:33 AM
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What’s also great is reading the dialogue with Claude where it stops and says “I need to stop and be honest with you about something important” and reveals it deleted every single photo. Software built for dunces
February 8, 2026 at 10:33 PM
I didn’t realize the Arknights Endfield, the anime factory builder, is a literal strand type game. Kojima vindicated once again
February 7, 2026 at 11:08 PM
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A perfect mom-and-pop affordable housing provider 🤗 story in 3 images
February 6, 2026 at 11:03 PM
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One of the reasons I so greatly dislike the “can men and women be friends?” nonsense (yes, full stop, shut up) is that it casts suspicion on people with opposite-sex friends instead of where it more often belongs: on people with no opposite-sex friends.
Anyway, yeah. The overwhelming impression one gets from so many of these emails is that a lot of them are guys who have never had a real, serious friendship with a woman in their lives.

Which sucks for them, but also sucks for every woman who has to deal with them, ever.
February 5, 2026 at 6:47 PM
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Oh look, exactly what we said was going to happen when Schumer caved on the shutdown
February 5, 2026 at 4:48 AM
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An account you control, @PagliacciDaClown, has been suspended for the following post: "Who up doing clown shit, lmao? I'm thinking about ending my own life."

Our moderation policies aim to encourage healthy discourse. For an example of a user we think exemplifies this spirit, see @PagliacciDaClown
February 4, 2026 at 4:36 PM
It’s getting increasingly clear that the endgame for these people is the sexual enslavement of women.
they're trying to be coy about salivating over the prospect of raping women, they'll contest that but if pushed to explain, that's exactly what they would describe. forced pregnancy of any kind, by a man or by the state, is gender-based violence
February 4, 2026 at 8:26 PM
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I think it's best for everyone to understand that the unified class project of billionaires right now is to do to white collar workers what globalization and neoliberalism did to blue collar workers.
February 4, 2026 at 7:41 PM
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Alex Pretti wasn't killed by rhetoric, he was killed by two masked CBP agents shooting him 10 times in the back after they had disarmed and pepper sprayed him.

Rhetoric didn't kill Renee Good either, a thug from ICE did that with a gun as she tried to avoid hurting him.
Homan: "I said back in March of this year [sic] that if the hateful rhetoric didn't stop I was afraid there would be bloodshed. And there has been."
February 4, 2026 at 3:59 PM