@shittykingmidas.bsky.social
I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours
He/him
He/him
I ripped my jacket doing this on an icy hill and my only regret is having not slid on my belly since.
February 3, 2026 at 11:26 PM
I ripped my jacket doing this on an icy hill and my only regret is having not slid on my belly since.
This rules and so do you
February 1, 2026 at 1:15 PM
This rules and so do you
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Can we start over
January 31, 2026 at 8:18 PM
Can we start over
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Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz
January 31, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz
Hahaha, excellent
January 31, 2026 at 12:45 AM
Hahaha, excellent
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RFK Jr. Demonstrates How To Remove Tapeworm By Scooting Ass Across Carpet https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-demonstrates-how-to-remove-tapeworm-by-scooting-ass-across-carpet/
January 30, 2026 at 8:30 PM
RFK Jr. Demonstrates How To Remove Tapeworm By Scooting Ass Across Carpet https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-demonstrates-how-to-remove-tapeworm-by-scooting-ass-across-carpet/
Thank you for this fantastic fact and for my new deity.
January 29, 2026 at 3:29 PM
Thank you for this fantastic fact and for my new deity.
She's a doodie head
January 29, 2026 at 1:43 PM
She's a doodie head
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Me: Nice perineum…
Him: Thanks… It’s Goochi.
Him: Thanks… It’s Goochi.
January 29, 2026 at 10:32 AM
Me: Nice perineum…
Him: Thanks… It’s Goochi.
Him: Thanks… It’s Goochi.
Make sure ya keep a couple capri suns in your pocket to cushion the fall
January 28, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Make sure ya keep a couple capri suns in your pocket to cushion the fall
The brain cop is the mind killer
January 28, 2026 at 7:31 PM
The brain cop is the mind killer
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Who up feeling like spontaneous combustion is a good retirement plan?
January 21, 2026 at 3:20 AM
Who up feeling like spontaneous combustion is a good retirement plan?
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The Dems are more out of touch than my sex life
January 15, 2026 at 11:16 PM
The Dems are more out of touch than my sex life
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When I find myself in times of trouble, Mother Mary comes to me
Speaking words of wisdom, eat some cheese
Speaking words of wisdom, eat some cheese
January 11, 2026 at 4:44 PM
When I find myself in times of trouble, Mother Mary comes to me
Speaking words of wisdom, eat some cheese
Speaking words of wisdom, eat some cheese
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January 14, 2026 at 12:34 PM
Fuck this live action street shark looking mother fucker.
January 13, 2026 at 1:11 PM
Fuck this live action street shark looking mother fucker.
Preach. Broad City is a fucking gem
January 13, 2026 at 12:42 AM
Preach. Broad City is a fucking gem
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If you like cheese enchiladas
and getting caught in the rain
and getting caught in the rain
January 11, 2026 at 6:15 PM
If you like cheese enchiladas
and getting caught in the rain
and getting caught in the rain
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the grateful dead is one of the great symbols of american freedom. not the semblance of freedom enshrined in the bill of rights that can be stripped away by the state, but true freedom that can be taken by no one—to explore and express one's mind, body, and soul uninhibited, to fly your freak flag.
January 11, 2026 at 2:13 AM
the grateful dead is one of the great symbols of american freedom. not the semblance of freedom enshrined in the bill of rights that can be stripped away by the state, but true freedom that can be taken by no one—to explore and express one's mind, body, and soul uninhibited, to fly your freak flag.
The heat come round and busted me for smiling on a cloudy day
January 11, 2026 at 2:03 AM
The heat come round and busted me for smiling on a cloudy day
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Darling, fetch me my bathing toaster won't you
January 10, 2026 at 12:42 AM
Darling, fetch me my bathing toaster won't you
Pimento (cheese) Morty
January 10, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Pimento (cheese) Morty
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*trust falls into the abyss*
January 9, 2026 at 2:26 PM
*trust falls into the abyss*
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My tummy hurts and I am mad at the government
January 9, 2026 at 2:14 PM
My tummy hurts and I am mad at the government