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Free carnival rides #bmoviemaniacs
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What the Ed Wood even is this?
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Elizabeth Taylor is hypnotizing the Academy into giving her an Oscar
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So, 42 minutes in and I have yet to see a zombie, mixed up or otherwise
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Does this movie have a protagonist?
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The fortune teller looks like Elizabeth Taylor in Reflections in a Golden Eye
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This movie is really walking the razors edge between artsy and incompetent
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"Let's go to DangerouslyUnsafeLand!"
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He looks like Brian Setzer's dad #bmoviemaniacs
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This movie has a vibe like somebody saw Blood and Black Lace & thought, "Shit, I could do that" when in fact they were wholly incapable of doing anything close to that #BMovieManiacs
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Cash Flag is a good fake name. So is Atlas King
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They certainly spared no expense on the makeup in this thing
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"DO NOT DRINK BLOOD! WE ARE HERE FOR OTHER HUMAN FLUIDS!"
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Wait, there are vampires now?
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Mexican George Goober Lindsey will now impregnate the space ladies...with song!
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This is like six different movies, three of which were made by Ed Wood
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So they're going to use the dipshit singing cowboy to plow the famished fallow fields of Venus with his potent seed? Is that the plan?
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This movie is much hornier than the SeptAgar fare, which I guess is appropriate for Hornoween
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Is this one of those movies made out of scraps of other movies?
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I don't recall Ford being on a dollar coin during the Bicentennial
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Does this have a friendly dog in it? #BMovieManiacs
A big white dog in a grassy field with the text "Brain from Planet Arous" 
"A Film by Nathan H Juran"
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generals gathered in their masses
watching trump emit some gasses
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The fiery lady rancher is probably Liz Cheney