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Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
January 23, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
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/Roger Troutman "California Love" voice and cadence "Donald Trump has died."
January 21, 2026 at 5:31 AM
/Roger Troutman "California Love" voice and cadence "Donald Trump has died."
I hope I wake up in the morning to some good news
January 21, 2026 at 6:19 AM
I hope I wake up in the morning to some good news
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Can't wait to read this and learn all about sodium!
January 14, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Can't wait to read this and learn all about sodium!
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That is not dead which can eternal lie,
Like Tiny Tim, who did NOT die
Like Tiny Tim, who did NOT die
December 24, 2025 at 8:07 PM
That is not dead which can eternal lie,
Like Tiny Tim, who did NOT die
Like Tiny Tim, who did NOT die
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He must miss his Larry Csonka memorabilia
My mom was watching The Final Sacrifice the other day, her favorite MST3K, and it suddenly dawned on me why Luigi's court outfit felt so familiar.
December 2, 2025 at 6:36 AM
He must miss his Larry Csonka memorabilia
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Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
November 24, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
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Rest in peace, dear weird king 💔
November 24, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Rest in peace, dear weird king 💔
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Hey guys - does anyone know where the love of God goes when the waves turn the minutes to hours?
Haha happy Edmund Fitzgerald Day, you maniacs!
Haha happy Edmund Fitzgerald Day, you maniacs!
November 10, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Hey guys - does anyone know where the love of God goes when the waves turn the minutes to hours?
Haha happy Edmund Fitzgerald Day, you maniacs!
Haha happy Edmund Fitzgerald Day, you maniacs!
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Was completely on purpose
Threw on the new Criterion of NIGHTMARE ALLEY 2021 and forgot that the reappearance of Richard Jenkins and Mary Steenburgen makes this the Catalina Wine Mixer of Guillermo Del Toro's oeuvre.
October 8, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Was completely on purpose
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CHOTINER: But you’ve had romantic entanglements in the past. For instance, Lucy Westenra?
DRACULA: Tragic case. The poor girl.
CHOTINER: Died of acute blood loss, I believe?
DRACULA: Attacked by a wolf, I think.
CHOTINER: You can turn into a wolf, right?
DRACULA: That’s right.
CHOTINER: Thank you.
DRACULA: Tragic case. The poor girl.
CHOTINER: Died of acute blood loss, I believe?
DRACULA: Attacked by a wolf, I think.
CHOTINER: You can turn into a wolf, right?
DRACULA: That’s right.
CHOTINER: Thank you.
May 2, 2024 at 2:18 AM
CHOTINER: But you’ve had romantic entanglements in the past. For instance, Lucy Westenra?
DRACULA: Tragic case. The poor girl.
CHOTINER: Died of acute blood loss, I believe?
DRACULA: Attacked by a wolf, I think.
CHOTINER: You can turn into a wolf, right?
DRACULA: That’s right.
CHOTINER: Thank you.
DRACULA: Tragic case. The poor girl.
CHOTINER: Died of acute blood loss, I believe?
DRACULA: Attacked by a wolf, I think.
CHOTINER: You can turn into a wolf, right?
DRACULA: That’s right.
CHOTINER: Thank you.
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ok I synthesized a few ideas and I think I figured out how to explain basically all goth music
August 24, 2025 at 7:14 PM
ok I synthesized a few ideas and I think I figured out how to explain basically all goth music
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Everyone's parents had this album in their record collection in the 80s. I think it was the law.
July 25, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Everyone's parents had this album in their record collection in the 80s. I think it was the law.
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when they close it all up, I do believe this will go down as the funniest video on the internet
July 24, 2025 at 7:51 PM
when they close it all up, I do believe this will go down as the funniest video on the internet