Girl 3
@shyeahright.bsky.social
I’m cringe.
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Chinga la migra.
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Chinga la migra.
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Girl 3
@shyeahright.bsky.social
· Nov 22
Instead of me posting something pithy and social media-y, I encourage you to think about what I could have said and lol about it.
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My response to anything over the next two weeks
December 18, 2025 at 6:10 PM
My response to anything over the next two weeks
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I don't want to Find Friends on Bluesky, I came here to be validated or yelled at by complete strangers okay
December 17, 2025 at 12:14 PM
I don't want to Find Friends on Bluesky, I came here to be validated or yelled at by complete strangers okay
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MY 4-YEAR OLD: *calmly, while coloring a picture of the Grinch* If baby grinches die, we can eat them. If they’re clean. That’s ok
December 17, 2025 at 7:56 PM
MY 4-YEAR OLD: *calmly, while coloring a picture of the Grinch* If baby grinches die, we can eat them. If they’re clean. That’s ok
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One thing I kind of hate about the customer experience in 2025 is that everything sucks ass but then asks you to take a five minute survey on it sucking ass
December 16, 2025 at 11:50 AM
One thing I kind of hate about the customer experience in 2025 is that everything sucks ass but then asks you to take a five minute survey on it sucking ass
Putting my very first Scopolamine patch to the test today by riding backwards on the train for two hours while reading, on an empty stomach, drinking a Coke Zero.
I’m a loner, Dottie.
A rebel.
I’m a loner, Dottie.
A rebel.
December 16, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Putting my very first Scopolamine patch to the test today by riding backwards on the train for two hours while reading, on an empty stomach, drinking a Coke Zero.
I’m a loner, Dottie.
A rebel.
I’m a loner, Dottie.
A rebel.
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Feverishly working on this
December 15, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Feverishly working on this
Spending my morning doing government ethics training, getting progressively more angry as I go…
December 12, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Spending my morning doing government ethics training, getting progressively more angry as I go…
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i stand by this statement every year
December 12, 2025 at 1:27 AM
i stand by this statement every year
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The reason you sprinkle posts like "The brain is the Ass of the head" throughout your timeline is to preserve the insanity plea in case you ever need it
December 6, 2025 at 6:47 PM
The reason you sprinkle posts like "The brain is the Ass of the head" throughout your timeline is to preserve the insanity plea in case you ever need it
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if you can name 3 of these dipshits I will pay u $1 million
December 5, 2025 at 2:36 AM
if you can name 3 of these dipshits I will pay u $1 million
Just gonna sit here and let Jessie J’s new song destroy me at 7:30am on a weekday before work, it’s fine. youtu.be/bLORby6KE_g?...
Jessie J - I'll Never Know Why (Official)
YouTube video by JessieJVEVO
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December 4, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Just gonna sit here and let Jessie J’s new song destroy me at 7:30am on a weekday before work, it’s fine. youtu.be/bLORby6KE_g?...
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every thanksgiving, me and my family eat thanksgiving dinner
November 26, 2025 at 5:00 PM
every thanksgiving, me and my family eat thanksgiving dinner
My new throw blankie has been stolen.
November 26, 2025 at 1:21 AM
My new throw blankie has been stolen.
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Too many X accounts are bots. Delighted to be on Bluesky where you're all just figments of my imagination
November 24, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Too many X accounts are bots. Delighted to be on Bluesky where you're all just figments of my imagination
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oh dear it's that "I just logged on and people are making vague references to something I haven't figured out yet" feeling
November 22, 2025 at 12:54 PM
oh dear it's that "I just logged on and people are making vague references to something I haven't figured out yet" feeling
If I started a book that I didn’t like, I used to make myself read the whole thing anyway like some kind of weird self-flagellation, like homework. Just to say I’d read it.
I’ve had a lot of therapy since then.
I’ve had a lot of therapy since then.
I've started to read fiction again, after a hiatus of several years. It hasn't taken me long to conclude that at my age, life is just too short for badly-written, ineptly edited police procedurals. In my earlier days, I rarely gave up on a book I'd started, but I've abandoned 3 in the last 2 days!
November 20, 2025 at 7:48 PM
If I started a book that I didn’t like, I used to make myself read the whole thing anyway like some kind of weird self-flagellation, like homework. Just to say I’d read it.
I’ve had a lot of therapy since then.
I’ve had a lot of therapy since then.
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Autocorrect has become our worst enema.
November 19, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Autocorrect has become our worst enema.
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It's not a foolproof plan but every political debate from now on should be a Normal Guy competition. Ask them to describe grocery shopping in detail. Talk about what it's like to have a friend
November 19, 2025 at 2:13 AM
It's not a foolproof plan but every political debate from now on should be a Normal Guy competition. Ask them to describe grocery shopping in detail. Talk about what it's like to have a friend
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Free speech is more than me being allowed to say what I want. Everyone also has to like it and tell me I'm a smart and handsome boy
November 18, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Free speech is more than me being allowed to say what I want. Everyone also has to like it and tell me I'm a smart and handsome boy
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November 16, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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Why do these guys always look like a deep breath?
Meet Bubba Saulsbury, son of Odessa oil industry magnate Dick Saulsbury. Also friend to Kash Patel and JD Vance. This is who the Epstein felatio email is rumored to be referring to. Not Bill Clinton.
November 15, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Why do these guys always look like a deep breath?
THEYRE FINALLY GOING TO PUT DOGMA ON STREAMING AND I HAVE TO SCREAM IT AT SOMEONE SO IM SORRY BUT YOURE THE ONLY ONES HERE RIGHT NOW
November 15, 2025 at 4:55 PM
THEYRE FINALLY GOING TO PUT DOGMA ON STREAMING AND I HAVE TO SCREAM IT AT SOMEONE SO IM SORRY BUT YOURE THE ONLY ONES HERE RIGHT NOW