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Sin Blaché ♣️
@sinblache.bsky.social
World's Okayest Writer. #LandBack
Half of a dynamic duo. PROPHET with Helen Macdonald. Buy now, please & thank you.
There's no 'n' in my last name. They/Them
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grok didn't say shit. Grok is not sentient. This is you helping musk escape accountability for this shit. Journalism fail.
January 2, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Hi there. I'm grievous blood loss, a Honda Civic, a glass front door, and drowning.
Introduce yourself with what almost killed you.

Hi, I'm toothpaste.
January 2, 2026 at 8:09 PM
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call me crazy but it really feels like “World’s Richest Man Creates AI Chatbot That Generates Child Porn” would’ve been a huge international outrage requiring a governmental crackdown not even 24 months ago
January 2, 2026 at 7:06 AM
Somebody fund this amazing idea so that I can join in.
Horror anthology idea

each writer gets assigned or chooses an unexplained weird photo from the deep web. You write a story about it

This is mine
January 2, 2026 at 12:36 AM
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Happy 2026
January 1, 2026 at 3:52 PM
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January 1, 2026 at 5:00 AM
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Happy 20X6!
January 1, 2026 at 8:27 AM
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Sharks, for just $1 million/year I can do nothing but make sick playlists for y'all
April 3, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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lol man it feels weird learning a guy just died and spending the next hour laughing
December 30, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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i assume a lot has been written on what appears to be a strong intersection between nostalgia and reaction but what i love is the new strain of nostalgia for AI slop images remixing a commoditized past that most of these people never experienced and in fact mostly never existed
Fascists truly cannot distinguish fiction from reality

This has ELEVEN THOUSAND likes on the hellsite
December 30, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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another day working at the japanese artificial mouth company. everyone keeps asking me if they can fuck the artificial mouth. buddy, they wont even let me fuck it
This is an artificial mouth created by Japanese researchers. It uses artificial vocal cords, a trachea system, and a flexible silicone mouth that moves and shapes sound in real time.

It sounds so human-like!
December 29, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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ain't this that communist video game no one shuts up about
December 28, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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ME: team rocket will never steal these rare Pokémon! Not unless they wanna take on me and my fully evolved Miss Cigarettes!
MISS CIGARETTES: miss cigarettes
September 6, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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Lá an Dreoilín shona daoibh.
December 26, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Falling asleep to the dulcet tones of my mother's yearly very impassioned anti-colonialism rant. Good times. Happy holidays.
December 25, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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“God bless me,” cried Tiny Tim in horror as he intuited his inexorable future, “all are one! All are one!”
December 24, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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But all of them were deceived for another Tim was made
December 24, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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That protagonists should be likeable. Fuck that, who wants to read about functional people??
what is your least favorite piece of writing advice and why? 👀
December 23, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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they didn't need AI to make Silksong, it just needed some deeply insane guys to have a blank check for living expenses until their next thing was done, I think we should try doing more of that instead
December 22, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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I have always said it, I will continue to say it, we are limiting the productive potential of millions of freaks by demanding they earn a wage to survive instead of enabling them to do whatever thing their brain is broken for
December 22, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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Those new to Bsky need to be made aware of one of the greatest skeets ever, deleted long before its time.
September 1, 2024 at 12:14 PM
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December 20, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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reminder:
December 19, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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To everyone on Bluesky finding out about Walliams and despairing at the fact that "I read those books to my kids" I just want to reassure them that it's OK. He didn't write them.
December 19, 2025 at 5:22 PM