Count of Monte Carlo 𓉡
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solarpunkfox.bsky.social
Count of Monte Carlo 𓉡
@solarpunkfox.bsky.social
Solarpunk communist, novid enthusiast, falconeer and member of the Not Fine Gang.

Less posting, more building.
Pinned
I’ve spearheaded an operation to deliver ice cold water to an encampment of unhoused neighbors.

The e-bike makes it so much easier but I’m still often having to do multiple trips a day.

We really need to fundraise for ice or an ice machine. Buying $12 of ice a day is pretty unsustainable.
This bike fucks.

-the water pervert
I did it again last night.
I need to stop forgetting of the exquisite joy that comes from closing the gate of the parking lot everyone uses in my neighborhood to cut through to the frontage road.
November 26, 2025 at 6:22 PM
For y’all familiar with my lore:

One of the libs from the group we don’t work with anymore “started a business” consulting for online security and the website is clearly written by LLM complete with weird hands stock pictures.

kindredshield.com

@stopgenai.com
kindredshield.com
November 26, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Talking to my paramedic friend about the shite pay at his first nursing job after graduating.

Touched on Trump designating nursing degrees as not professional, he doesn’t know I peeped his new GF’s insta and know she’s is a serious maga chud.

The subtle trolling will continue until morale improves
November 26, 2025 at 5:43 PM
@sundance.bikesky.social was kind enough to take me and my partner on an e-bike tour through this park on our honeymoon road trip and it was magnificent.

Complete with getting sassy at the well heeled horse people who were taking their steed who was afraid of bicycles on the heavily used paved path
With trees that have been in place for milennia, and a river running through it, this park offers fishing, camping, and on-site e-bike rental.
California's Underrated State Park Boasts Towering Redwoods And Scenic Mountain Views - Explore
www.explore.com
November 26, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Thank you for adding more depth to the term as well as giving me a new book to read.
I'm using the term "asshole" in the Aaron James sense, as well as perjoratively: The people running these models "[allow themselves] to enjoy special advantages in social relations out of an entrenched sense of entitlement that immunizes [them] against the complaints of other people."
November 26, 2025 at 2:45 PM
November 26, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Nevermind that cooking with induction can be hotter than gas could ever dream.

I will put my portable induction against any gas stove for a boil-off any day of the week.
Cooking with gas.

Well-oiled machine.

Burning the midnight oil.

Step on the gas.

Too many everyday expressions reek of fossil fuels. Help me come up with cleaner alternatives, please! I'm taking suggestions at Climate-Colored Goggles: www.climatecoloredgoggles.com/p/watch-your...
Watch your f-ing language
Too many expressions reek of fossil fuels. Let's stop "cooking with gas" and come up with cleaner alternatives.
www.climatecoloredgoggles.com
November 25, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Speaking of things that don’t work here: Videos aren’t working for me and I sure would like to know if it’s because I haven’t updated the app or my phone.

Because I don’t want discover shoehorned into my following feed but also don’t want to have AI shoehorned into my phone’s OS.

I’m update shy.
Clearly I didn’t keep to this and now I wish I had.

I wouldn’t mind following more people if the “latest from mutuals” feed actually worked.

My following feed is endless repeated reposts and after taking a month off it feels like my engagement is right next to zero.
For real.

From now on I’m keeping it 💯, and my that I mean following about one hundred people who don’t post terribly too much.
November 25, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Clearly I didn’t keep to this and now I wish I had.

I wouldn’t mind following more people if the “latest from mutuals” feed actually worked.

My following feed is endless repeated reposts and after taking a month off it feels like my engagement is right next to zero.
For real.

From now on I’m keeping it 💯, and my that I mean following about one hundred people who don’t post terribly too much.
November 25, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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Assisted dying is eugenism in disguise.
I will be the first to admit I couldn’t understand why anyone would oppose Assisted Dying… and then I became disabled and had it “offered” to me.

It’s not compassionate when there’s coercion.

It’s not dignified when it’s offered in lieu of care.

Listen to disabled people.
November 25, 2025 at 10:22 AM
A motivated individual with a fire extinguisher filled with paint could cripple the whole lot of these in one fell swoop and create quite the hassle for the vultures.
Waymo privatized another public street:

Chanel approaching 4th, San Francisco

Possibly queued for a Billie Eilish show at Chase Center ~half mile away.

The light rail train on 4th seen passing in front of this roboherd has more passenger capacity than all of them combined.

OP: .tiktok.renaspam18
November 24, 2025 at 9:14 PM
What’s going on everyone, hope everyone is staying safe and healthy. If you had to take a Covid test I hope it was negative, if it was positive that you have a speedy recovery with no long Covid issues.

It is time now for your Monday November fourth Costco coughing report:

IT’S HIGH!
November 24, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Absolute Frieren.
November 23, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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Funny hearing old podcast episodes where the liberal hosts make fun of something red maga is doing that blue maga will adopt shortly afterwards 😆
November 23, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Imagine the amount of tofu you could make outta this one.
Gyoda Mamekichi, a sentient green soybean, is the mascot for Gyoda City.
November 23, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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"Being uncomfortable is not the same as being unsafe" is also true on our streets. It's people driving cars that are the cause of traffic deaths and serious injuries despite the incessent outcry over e-bikes, e-scooters, and e-mopeds.

Am I sensing a pattern in this political moment?
Seeing a tent doesn’t put anyone in danger. Being uncomfortable is not the same as being unsafe.
November 22, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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I need to stop forgetting of the exquisite joy that comes from closing the gate of the parking lot everyone uses in my neighborhood to cut through to the frontage road.
November 22, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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We keep telling y’all it ain’t gotta be this way
November 21, 2025 at 11:52 PM
True enough sadly, but then again those who still do see have become more precious to me than any jewel.
When I look for them
I can see the signs
that the next wave
in this unending pandemic
is already approaching,
and though I try
to tell myself
I’ll get through this one too
when I look for them
I can no longer see
so many of the people
who helped me get through
the previous waves.
November 22, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I need to stop forgetting of the exquisite joy that comes from closing the gate of the parking lot everyone uses in my neighborhood to cut through to the frontage road.
November 22, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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November 21, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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Surely an innocent coincidence that the only leftist voice tolerated in major media for generations was an anti-soviet western chauvinist who just so happened to be close friends with a billionaire pedophile. None of these facts about the man could be related to each other, obviously
November 20, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Is ai writing your posts?

The girl was a passenger in a cargo bike and a motorcycle riding on the wrong side of the road hit them killing the girl.

The ‘ol “press not have misleading headlines about vehicles killing e-bike riders challenge”
November 18, 2025 at 4:08 PM
“ aye mate, want to pop over to Gooners for a burger? I’m a bit peckish”
Right @mbalazo.bsky.social has informed me that in his hometown there's an English-themed pub called Bollocks. This would be like someone here opening a US-style diner and calling it Jerking Off or something.

bollockspub.com
November 18, 2025 at 3:01 PM