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(allegedly) not actually a spider.

I typically post about bugs 🕷️ drugs 💊 and lugs 🏋🏻‍♀️. and the occasional computer stuff.

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Spidercat 🕷️🐱 @spidercat.io · Nov 11
where my spider people at

bug people too

I want LEGS and EYES. TOO MANY of them. myriapod people also welcome
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@profanity.accountant 🧐
December 1, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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faineg.bsky.social
AI is in fact capable of totally replacing one (1) specific human artist
beijingpalmer.bsky.social BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 1d
I feel like this is one he might actually have done
November 30, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social
November 30, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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aniceburrito.bsky.social
Karoline Leavitt's Thanksgiving spread.
That image where nothing is recognizable
November 29, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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mewtype.online
I love that every Maine Coon or maine coon cross looks like Ron Perlman if he were a cat the same way all Oriental Shorthairs look exactly like Adam Driver
sinmachine.is.severed.fyi ❄️🎄✨Nani or Nice✨🎄❄️ @sinmachine.is.severed.fyi · 2d
It’s #Caturday 😻

Here’s Frederick celebrating.
Legs dangling. Judgement imminent!
TL;DR: A very large, fluffy Maine Coon cat named Frederick with a dramatic lion-like mane lounges on a dark cat tree, front legs hanging straight down as he stares intensely at the camera. Details: Frederick, a huge, long-haired Maine Coon cat sits on the top platform of a dark charcoal cat tree. His body is draped forward so that his front legs hang straight down over the edge, stretched long like pillars. His fur is thick, wavy, and shaggy, especially around his chest and neck, forming a full mane that frames his face. He has a serious, almost regal expression, with slightly narrowed eyes and tall, pointed ears tipped with little tufts of fur. The lighting is warm and soft, casting a gentle glow over his brown, gray, and cream coat. A dangling pom-pom toy hangs beside him on a piece of sisal rope. The wall behind him is plain and beige, making him the clear focal point—an enormous, fluffy sentinel perched on his tower.
November 29, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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kenjennings.bsky.social
In this house, we mostly celebrate Thanksgiving as the beginning of Pumpkin Pie For Breakfast Week.
November 29, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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sarahmackattack.bsky.social
Omg I am such a dingbat, I went to look up news articles about foxes, to see if there were any funny examples of foxes doing things in urban environments, so I googled "Fox News", and obviously it gave me fox news, and I was like "What the hell!" then realized that no, this one's on me.
November 29, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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colethebug.bsky.social
I want animal crossing but with just invertebrates
November 29, 2025 at 12:43 PM
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crtcryptid.bsky.social
Note: if I find you being an ass too someone over their body hair?

I'll fucking fight you. They can't change it, shouldn't be expected to change it or harassed over their choice either
ohjoysextoy.bsky.social Oh Joy Sex Toy @ohjoysextoy.bsky.social · 3d
No splitting hairs about it: being a Puerto Rican with PCOS is a hairy experience for @tessquibbs.bsky.social. Society's deep-rooted shaming of being a furry girl but she still manages to come out ahead in this comic from our archive! 1/2
www.ohjoysextoy.com/body-hair-bl...
"Body Hair Blues by Tess Thompson, published July 28, 2020 on ohjoysextoy.com/body-hair-blues-tess-thompson Tess Thompson's art looks like it's painted with thick, bright acrylic paint. Her art is cartoony, somewhat angular, and always energetic. Tess speaks in a teal-colored word balloon, while others have their own colors. "Ever since I was a kid, I've always had so much hair." Tess stands in front of a mirror wearing only her underwear and holding a razor. She has light-orange skin with an assortment of tattoos across her body. Her dark hair is just short of shoulder-length, and it turns into a bright teal color about half-way down. She has extra tufts of short, black hair on her arms and legs, with individual hair sprouting up on her face, and her eyebrows connect in the middle to form a majestic unibrow. "Being mixed Latina and with polycystic ovarian syndrome made me, like... A one woman wig factory! This includes:" An illustration depicts each item on her list. "Toes, feet, knuckles, nipples, AND excessive pubic hair." Brandishing her razor plugged full of thick hair, she continues, "Eventually I got so SICK of shaving all of that! It was WAY too much." "So one day, I decided to stop bothering with it entirely..." She says, throwing the razor into the trash with a THWACK! "I wanted to force myself to accept my body hair." Now sporting a tank top, she holds her arms wide, exclaiming, "AND BOY DID PEOPLE NOT LIKE THAT!" In a green panel: "It's your body, and you can do whatever you want, but it's not beautiful." Tess's ex-girlfriend confides in her. Tess furrows her brow, replying "..." In a gray-maroon panel: "You're so beautiful, Tess!" Tess's mom marvels at her. "Awww." Smiles, Tess. "If only you didn't have a unibrow!" Her mother quickly follows up. "MOM!" Tess exclaims in exasperation. In a tan panel: "You can shape my brows, but I really don't want my unibrow touched, please." Tess explains to a person holding scissors while she sits in a chair. "Well... okay." the standing woman replies. "As long as I don't have to wear that thing! Haha." In a black panel Tess looks not quite at the audience with her eyes round in disbelief as she thinks to herself, "Did God give you that mouth?" Narration: It gets really bad sometimes... Tess stands on the sidewalk, typing away on her phone while a stranger walks back, looking over their shoulder at her. Narration: It sucks when strangers sneer and double-take. The stranger cartoonishly distorts so their neck extends long enough to loop back over their shoulder to stare, bug-eyed, at Tess's hairy legs. Addressing the audience, Tess declares, "Even when I was a kid! I just wanted people to-" A flashback takes us to a younger Tess sitting in a hallway with a row of other young people who are all staring at her legs. She throws her arms in the air and kicks one leg up dramatically, shouting, "STOP STARING!" Present-day Tess stands, facing the reader. She closes her eyes and presses the palms of her hands together, attempting to remain calm as she says, "It can be really alienating and frustrating. But you know what? It's worth it." Looking mischievous, she leans in more closely to the reader to say, "Because the unity that body hair brings... Is far more valuable to me!" "Your unibrow is cuuuuute." Tess's current girlfriend coos, teasingly squishing herself against Tess from behind. Her girlfriend has short dark green hair, a black t-shirt, and an earring of a silver cross. Her skin is a lighter peach color from Tess's. "Aww!" Tess teases flirtily back. Later on in a store at the checkout, the person working the register throws their arms in the air exclaiming, "HEY! You're like me! You're a furry girl!" "Whw-hw?" Gulps Tess, startled. "Your arm hair?" The cashier asks, holding her own hairy forearm up. "We're furry!" Tess looks at her own hairy forearm in surprise and then with happy conviction she exclaims back, "We're furry!!" Outside a couple from the other side of the street stop so one person can shout out, "HEY! Are you mixed Puerto Rican?" From Tess's side of the street, she startles, asking, "LITERALLY how did you...?" "We are too!" The stranger calls. "It's the arm hair!" "Huh!" Tess marvels, looking at her forearm. "Weird!!" Narration: Sometimes... Tess continues walking confidently, admiring her hairy arms and legs. Narration: That kind of weird and unexpected connection is just what I need.
November 29, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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aniceburrito.bsky.social
It’s that time of the year. Erykah Badu is hunting me with a longbow in the woods
November 28, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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alexwild.bsky.social
On Thantsgiving, the ants eat too much.
Macro photo of a large, slender, skinny black ant walking on the ground with her mandibles stuffed full with several termites.
November 27, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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sys64738.bsky.social
People living in Europe should be called "Asians" since Europe isn't even a real continent.
November 27, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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parkermolloy.com
Yeah, not sure where "USians" started, but it's dumb. People understand perfectly well what "Americans" means. We don't need to keep inventing new words to say the same shit.
meghancolleen.bsky.social I had a p-ho-ho-ho-ny! @meghancolleen.bsky.social · 7d
If your argument involves referring to Americans as “USians” it doesn’t matter how cogent the rest of your point may be tbh
November 27, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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faineg.bsky.social
regarding “getting mad at Americans for calling themselves Americans”:
kevinmkruse.bsky.social Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 4d
How is it denigrating to insist that the inhabitants of a place are wrong in what they call themselves but I, a smarter outsider, will call them by a name of my choosing, solely to make a political point?

That’s your actual question?
November 27, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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faineg.bsky.social
this only seems fair
ambiorickx.bsky.social Ambiorickx 🇺🇦 @ambiorickx.bsky.social · 4d
We should call citizens of European Union countries “EUians,” instead of “Europeans” because the EU does not encompass all of Europe.
November 27, 2025 at 5:30 PM
spidercat.io
Post something random or you'll have an awful December
Seven of Nine looking confused at someone's phone thru the TV
November 27, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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rob-sheridan.com
Revel in the artisanal agony of 2025’s limited edition family Thanksgiving cringe: Listening to middle-aged millennial parents try to explain to boomers what “6-7” is, with everyone involved growing more frustrated as onion layers of nothing are peeled away only to reveal further nothingness within.
November 27, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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theonion.com
Stouffer’s Targets People Spending Thanksgiving Alone With New Single-Serve Frozen Family https://theonion.com/stouffer-s-targets-people-spending-thanksgiving-alone-w-1848105159/
Stouffer’s Targets People Spending Thanksgiving Alone With New Single-Serve Frozen Family
November 27, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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rob-sheridan.com
Happy Thanksgiving, to those who celebrate
rob-sheridan.com Rob Sheridan @rob-sheridan.com · Nov 28
Blessing Bluesky with a cherished #Thanksgihing tradition: Revisiting the time millions of kids had to witness Barney the Dinosaur collapse to the ground and get stabbed to death by cops during the 1997 Macys Parade. 💫
November 27, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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djinnandtonic.bsky.social
"America is British" genuinely one of the most insulting things anyone could say about us
November 27, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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brynboranga.bsky.social
November 22, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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msmalarkey24.bsky.social
Okay. I’m a sicko so I had to read the new Ryan Lizza.

Not as bad as the part you read for free but, if you’ve yet to do that, I take zero responsibility for your urge to pour bleach directly into your eyeballs.

No paywall, courtesy of marisakabas.bsky.social.

docs.google.com/document/d/1...
ALL RIGHT YOU FREAKS, HERE IT IS
Hi! I'm a working trans artist & if you're here via an uncredited link it would rock if you took a look at my stuff on BlueSky. My art is my only income. https://bsky.app/profile/vaspider.gay/post/3...
docs.google.com
November 22, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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shouldhavecat.bsky.social
November 22, 2025 at 6:40 AM
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pixelatedboat.bsky.social
Part 2: Fingered in line at a CVS
November 22, 2025 at 7:06 AM
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sky.skymarchini.net
why did i log back in. WHY DID I LOG BACK IN. www.telos.news/p/part-2-she...
Part 2: She Did It Again Ryan Lizza Nov 22, 2025 ∙ Paid If you are new to this series, start here. She did it again. It was four years later. Another presidential campaign. Another book project. Another candidate whom she had profiled. Another note—a poem, according to Olivia—though this time from the candidate to her. “Yr open mouth awaiting my harvest,” Robert F. Kennedy Jr., who is now the Secretary of Health and Human Services, had written to my then-fiancé. “Drink from me Love.” He continued, “I mean to squeeze your cheeks to force open your mouth. I’ll hold your nose as you look up at me to encourage you to swallow. ‘Dont spill a drop’. I am a river You are my canyon. I mean to flow through you. I mean to subdue and tame you. My Love.” I can’t say there weren’t any signs. I did find it odd that Olivia was simultaneously reading Robert Greene’s The Art of Seduction and Maureen Callahan’s Ask Not: The Kennedys and the Women They Destroyed. But the poem—let’s call it “American Canyon”—and many others, too explicit to print, changed everything. (Thanks to Bobby, I am now aware of something called felching.)
November 22, 2025 at 5:47 AM