Spidercat 🕷️🐱
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Spidercat 🕷️🐱
@spidercat.io
(allegedly) not actually a spider.

I typically post about bugs 🕷️ drugs 💊 and lugs 🏋🏻‍♀️. and the occasional computer stuff.

she/they/any/whatever
Pinned
where my spider people at

bug people too

I want LEGS and EYES. TOO MANY of them. myriapod people also welcome
the concept of "drunk" is a hoax by Big Alcohol to get you to buy more Booze

it's all in your mind; wake up!!!

I have Never been drunk in my life
January 17, 2026 at 4:11 AM
I'm just gonna stick to the "arachnophiles" feed, tbh.
January 15, 2026 at 6:04 PM
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absolutely glorious specimen
I knew a guy who INSISTED he could survive a plane crash, simply by jumping at the last second

(he also had an engineering degree)
January 15, 2026 at 2:00 AM
literally me all the fucking time
me, a brain geneus: I didn’t buy snacks to avoid snacking, but now I don’t have any snacks ☹️
January 15, 2026 at 4:30 AM
I am a very skilled writer (and communicator!), and LLMs can't even come *close* to replacing me.

If they ever do, it will be because they're actually sentient. (I believe this is the case with any creative art, to be clear; an "AI" will only ever be truly competent at art if it is sentient.)
Artists, I think we're all too comfortable sharing our imposter syndrome.

I would love to see you step out of your comfort zone and confidently state what you think you're actually really good at.

No self deprecation, just what you think you're the strongest at

Is anyone brave eniough? 👀
January 15, 2026 at 12:33 AM
how can one tiny organ produce so much fucking pain for NO good reason at all

garbage garbage garbage
January 14, 2026 at 6:16 PM
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I don't use LLMs. They're just stochastic parrots that deliver a string of text that looks like the most likely response to a question that a consensus-human would emit. It's not an answer, it's an answer-shaped object that's wrong 25-75% of the time. Utterly useless to me.
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open 'just to do quick research'
January 14, 2026 at 12:59 PM
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every time i see this i am reminded that it comes from this tumblr shitpost and i die laughing again
January 13, 2026 at 8:39 PM
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beast mode headline
January 13, 2026 at 8:28 PM
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where are the pro-natalists working on making babies less annoying
The clear answer is to genetically engineer a less annoying baby
January 13, 2026 at 7:14 PM
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Holy shit. No lie folks, as dark as things are, the raw courage being shown by Americans across the country is humbling.
January 13, 2026 at 6:37 PM
what do you MEAN reddit is down, how else am I going to spike my cortisol levels?!
January 13, 2026 at 5:01 PM
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Though in a sane world this number would be much higher, it is stunning that a plurality of of Americans have seen through the relentless propaganda and are in favor of abolishing an entire government agency.
Wow — New YouGov / Economist poll:

46% support abolishing ICE
43% oppose abolishing ICE

This is the first time that abolishing ICE has received net positive support
January 13, 2026 at 3:24 PM
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me walking into Fogo de Chão
January 13, 2026 at 2:04 AM
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the vibes on here certainly have been getting more and more depraved ever since then
Something on bsky changed the night of the Venezuela bombing. Not sure if people broke or if there was an influx of new bad actors. But as one of the few people awake/online at 4AM EST, it was pretty obvious as it used to be on twitter, not US peeps.
January 13, 2026 at 12:18 AM
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the majority of Americans do not actually get off on watching masked men murder unarmed women in the street.
Initial polls with interviews after Nicole Good's killing are showing Trump's already terrible job approval dropping:
3 point decline - Morning Consult
5 point decline - RMG/Napolitan Institute
7 point decline - TIPP Insights
It's possible - thankfully - this terrible act has moved public opinion.
January 13, 2026 at 12:49 AM
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When you say that “most Americans support the murder of Renee Good (or most other awful MAGA actions,” you are doing Trump’s propaganda work for him.

Polling makes it very clear that most Americans do NOT support this shit.
January 13, 2026 at 1:20 AM
lmao
January 13, 2026 at 1:36 AM
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If anyone can annoy ICE into quitting, it's Will Stancil. Good for him.
January 12, 2026 at 5:36 PM
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Jury duty should pay $500 per day whether you get selected or not.
Jury duty today. I seek to answer the question: Why do people hate jury duty?

7:30 and chastised for bringing a water bottle—which is allowed in the jury instructions.

And had my backpack thoroughly searched. And wallet.
January 12, 2026 at 6:29 PM
okay this but with estimates for how long someone goes overtime
Google Meet show how late people will be based on meeting history
January 13, 2026 at 12:22 AM
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this is pretty spectacular
One out of 12 rams is uninterested in females. Deemed “non-procreative" by farmers, they're typically sent to slaughter. German farmer Michael Stücke rescues the gay rams. His company Rainbow Wool, sells fabulous wool products from his flock of gay sheep. rainbow-wool.com
January 12, 2026 at 8:30 PM
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hi
January 12, 2026 at 1:04 AM
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Let me know which countries are accepting disabled transgender shepherds with no college degree and no money as immigrants. Pro tip: the answer is none. No, not that one with lots of sheep. Not that one either. Nope, not that one. There is nowhere for me to go while the govt gets worse and worse.
if you tell me how horrifying it looks looks from outside America ?

Yes ! Please ! I don’t know your experience , and sharing so how we work

But the constant and unfettered generalizations especially since part of this happened in the digital era with us SCREAMING

Just feels cruel
January 10, 2026 at 5:27 PM