Spiraltastic
@spiraltastic.bsky.social
Kerry can have another social media account, as a treat
She/her
She/her
February 8, 2026 at 11:19 AM
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Going to be bleak when we find his name in the files
Dominic Dyer: @number10cat.bsky.social Larry the Cat will have been in Downing Street 15 years next week, he is the most stable thing about British politics these days
February 7, 2026 at 6:39 PM
Going to be bleak when we find his name in the files
God I love the luge. Fucking batshit.
February 7, 2026 at 5:30 PM
God I love the luge. Fucking batshit.
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February 7, 2026 at 3:13 PM
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Do I go out in the rain for some exercise today, or do I sit on my arse watching winter Olympics? I think the answer is obvious.
February 7, 2026 at 10:57 AM
Do I go out in the rain for some exercise today, or do I sit on my arse watching winter Olympics? I think the answer is obvious.
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The news from Scotland
February 7, 2026 at 9:35 AM
The news from Scotland
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I love the Olympics
February 6, 2026 at 7:12 PM
I love the Olympics
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NOOO NOT VIRGO 😭
February 4, 2026 at 10:01 AM
NOOO NOT VIRGO 😭
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Sorry but it would be funny as piss if it was the Mandelson thing that finished Starmer off
February 3, 2026 at 2:27 PM
Sorry but it would be funny as piss if it was the Mandelson thing that finished Starmer off
I DID SOME RUNNING AND DIDNT HATE EVERY SINGLE SECOND OF IT?
Who even AM I anymore
Who even AM I anymore
February 3, 2026 at 11:30 AM
I DID SOME RUNNING AND DIDNT HATE EVERY SINGLE SECOND OF IT?
Who even AM I anymore
Who even AM I anymore
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I absolutely burst out laughing
February 2, 2026 at 9:13 PM
I absolutely burst out laughing
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“British cinema chain Vue debuted Melania at its premier venue in Islington, North London, at 3.10pm last Friday (January 23), yet only one person purchased a ticket.”
The 6pm performance double attendance to TWO.
It’s debut is in a 25 seat cinema.
The 6pm performance double attendance to TWO.
It’s debut is in a 25 seat cinema.
January 29, 2026 at 6:34 PM
“British cinema chain Vue debuted Melania at its premier venue in Islington, North London, at 3.10pm last Friday (January 23), yet only one person purchased a ticket.”
The 6pm performance double attendance to TWO.
It’s debut is in a 25 seat cinema.
The 6pm performance double attendance to TWO.
It’s debut is in a 25 seat cinema.
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I’ve said this before but a well written romance is the backbone of so many beloved films and tv shows across genres. If you take the romance out of HEAT you have no movie. Point Break, Brooklyn 99. A lot execs and writers now don’t understand this.
The assumption that all romance is trash for dumb people who like formulas -- that's still a thing in TV & film. A big thing. Also, like, I'm sorry, but a middle or upper class man is an asshole and is doing crimes or solving crimes? That's not a genre? MORE formulaic than a romance? HILARIOUS
January 28, 2026 at 10:37 PM
I’ve said this before but a well written romance is the backbone of so many beloved films and tv shows across genres. If you take the romance out of HEAT you have no movie. Point Break, Brooklyn 99. A lot execs and writers now don’t understand this.
Words cannot express how much I'm SO FUCKING SICK OF THIS FUCKING WEATHER
January 27, 2026 at 6:45 AM
Words cannot express how much I'm SO FUCKING SICK OF THIS FUCKING WEATHER
I....what?
a not insignificant number of people on Threads seem to believe the snow storm was The Government's attempt to refreeze the Leviathan, the world-eating serpent, which was getting loose (to eat the world, I assume)
January 26, 2026 at 7:47 PM
I....what?
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Reform is just 300 tories in a trenchcoat
January 26, 2026 at 12:36 PM
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I can get behind this take. If I ever do karaoke with you, make me do my One Week
Barenaked Ladies are one of the best bands of our time and I will be blocking any negative posts about them. They are Gods.
January 23, 2026 at 7:25 PM
I can get behind this take. If I ever do karaoke with you, make me do my One Week
I HAVE
girl, you need to quit smoking.
January 23, 2026 at 7:22 PM
I HAVE
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I'm going to become a right wing podcaster but only about soap. Bar soap is traditional values. Liquid soap is a disgrace. Squirting goo on yourself from a little bottle. Western civilization is at risk because of this
January 23, 2026 at 2:50 PM
I'm going to become a right wing podcaster but only about soap. Bar soap is traditional values. Liquid soap is a disgrace. Squirting goo on yourself from a little bottle. Western civilization is at risk because of this
Just had occasion to use the hashtag #bougiesherlock, if you were wondering how my Friday is going.
January 23, 2026 at 4:16 PM
Just had occasion to use the hashtag #bougiesherlock, if you were wondering how my Friday is going.
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