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Paul Choquette
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PSA: there’s been an exploit for Signal and WhatsApp released that can be used to silently track you.

Temp fixes for both can be done in your settings:

For WhatsApp: Settings>Privacy>Advanced>Block unknown messages.

For Signal: Settings>Privacy>Phone number>Who can find me by number>Nobody
December 15, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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Grandchildren Politely Decline David Cronenberg’s Bedtime Story Offer https://theonion.com/grandchildren-politely-decline-david-cronenbergs-bedtime-story-offer/
December 13, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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*Deltron voice*
December 13, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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I hate how much I enjoyed this

BIG NERD DESIGN ENERGY 🫦
December 13, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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THEY'VE PUT ME ON THE POCKETSTATION COOP. I'M BEING RENDERED IN A 32 BY 32 GRID OF MONOCHROME PIXELS. THE BOYS BACK AT QUANTICO SAID THEY'RE GOING TO RELOCATE ME TO A "DOKO DEMO ISSYO" UNTIL THEY CAN GET THIS STRAIGHTENED OUT.
December 13, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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"My Grandfather's Cat" is a cross-Canada organization that helps dying seniors find homes for their beloved animals. They also offer a senior's pet food pantry, to help support low income seniors.

Please consider donating as a gift for the pet lover in your life.

www.mygrandfatherscat.ca
support fill the dishes — My Grandfather's Cat
www.mygrandfatherscat.ca
December 13, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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Settings > Voice & Video > Video > scroll down and uncheck "Use our advanced technology to capture your screen"
heads up for any gamers, i was trying to figure out why my frame rate was having horrific stutters every so often, and i think it's because discord added a fucking clipping/replay feature and enabled it without telling me. things seem more stable now that i turned it off.

disclaimer: my pc sucks rn
December 11, 2025 at 8:43 PM
FNAF2 was ~150 for tickets and concessions for 2 adults and 2 kids last weekend 😒
idk i think the problem is something else. not sure what tho. hard to put my finger on it
December 11, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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you’ve definitely heard of elf on the shelf but are you ready for
December 8, 2025 at 11:46 PM
She would like to inform the manager of this restaurant that the food smells delicious and she should definitely be allowed to place an order
December 9, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Shawty crunk on the floor wide open
Insert yin-yang quip here
December 5, 2025 at 1:05 AM
December 4, 2025 at 3:42 AM
I definitely consumed more edited YouTube content than live streams this year
December 3, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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December 2, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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me: omg goth bath bombs

santa: that’s charcoal
December 1, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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when you’re trying to evade capture after WWII ends:
November 28, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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Amazing to learn that Isaac Chotiner can apparently just come for you in your replies. Like suddenly realizing you're swimming in open ocean
November 25, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Me, chittering at that sandwich
November 25, 2025 at 7:56 AM
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Twitter Conservatives finding out all the hot MAGA mom accounts they've been gooning to are actually run by men in developing nations
November 24, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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The HOP shirt is now available on Etsy! My photos are trash, but I know some of you were super eager to get one of these and I didn't want you to have to wait. Better photos once it stops being a Biblical flood out there.

www.etsy.com/listing/4409...
November 21, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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Oh my god that is the worst possible answer
November 21, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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credits that include the names of everyone who worked on the game at any point
November 11, 2025 at 4:32 AM