Sam
@starrsystems.bsky.social
Great Plains Cryptid, late 20-something, full of bees, any pronouns are fine
B.S. in bio and psych 2019, M.A. in psych 2025
B.S. in bio and psych 2019, M.A. in psych 2025
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This message hits hard.
December 27, 2025 at 8:38 PM
This message hits hard.
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12YO girl signed up to do “stand up comedy” at the talent show. 13YO boy decided to heckle her. Teacher started to tell the boy to leave her alone, but the 12YO comedian said “no, no, let him go, this is the closest he’s ever going to get to having a conversation with a girl.”
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 26, 2025 at 4:43 PM
12YO girl signed up to do “stand up comedy” at the talent show. 13YO boy decided to heckle her. Teacher started to tell the boy to leave her alone, but the 12YO comedian said “no, no, let him go, this is the closest he’s ever going to get to having a conversation with a girl.”
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"Feliz Navidad": Proof if you write a song with two absolutely irresistible choruses you can pretty much call it a day at that
December 25, 2025 at 4:10 PM
"Feliz Navidad": Proof if you write a song with two absolutely irresistible choruses you can pretty much call it a day at that
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My annual Christmas reminder: The letters to Santa are not why Santa was found in court to be Santa in "Miracle on 34th Street." It was because prosecuting Santa Claus looked really bad politically for the judge and he was looking for any excuse to let him go. The moral is: Work the refs
December 25, 2025 at 9:04 PM
My annual Christmas reminder: The letters to Santa are not why Santa was found in court to be Santa in "Miracle on 34th Street." It was because prosecuting Santa Claus looked really bad politically for the judge and he was looking for any excuse to let him go. The moral is: Work the refs
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"please welcome the voices of huntrix" no they're just huntrix now. they're huntrix and they fight demons
December 25, 2025 at 11:14 PM
"please welcome the voices of huntrix" no they're just huntrix now. they're huntrix and they fight demons
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Developing a Gaston movie might actually be the most MAGA-coded thing the Disney corporation could possibly do
I do not want Gaston backstory, I do not need Gaston backstory, I reject Gaston backstory
he is a fully formed oaf, consuming eggs by the dozen in one of the greatest villain songs ever written, and that is all we need of him
he is a fully formed oaf, consuming eggs by the dozen in one of the greatest villain songs ever written, and that is all we need of him
Disney Developing Live-Action ‘Gaston’ Movie From Writer Dave Callaham And Producer Michelle Rejwan
Disney is in early development on a new live-action pic centered on the Beauty and the Beast character Gaston.
deadline.com
December 16, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Developing a Gaston movie might actually be the most MAGA-coded thing the Disney corporation could possibly do
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The fact that the games industry is so dead-set on disregarding Concept Art as being part of the game it helps make is eternally frustrating to me.
If the slop machine extrudes a design for you that you then force an artist to make "real", that still means there's AI generated content in the game.
If the slop machine extrudes a design for you that you then force an artist to make "real", that still means there's AI generated content in the game.
sigh
December 16, 2025 at 2:41 PM
The fact that the games industry is so dead-set on disregarding Concept Art as being part of the game it helps make is eternally frustrating to me.
If the slop machine extrudes a design for you that you then force an artist to make "real", that still means there's AI generated content in the game.
If the slop machine extrudes a design for you that you then force an artist to make "real", that still means there's AI generated content in the game.
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Hi, I'm the CEO of Glorbo, the company who enjoys near unprecedented goodwill in our field, I'm here today to talk to you about our pivot to using the Magic 8-Ball powered by children's bones that everybody hates, I've given myself psychosis listening to the 8-ball aaaaeeeeeiiiiooouuuu
December 17, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Hi, I'm the CEO of Glorbo, the company who enjoys near unprecedented goodwill in our field, I'm here today to talk to you about our pivot to using the Magic 8-Ball powered by children's bones that everybody hates, I've given myself psychosis listening to the 8-ball aaaaeeeeeiiiiooouuuu
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cannot believe 12 years of my adult will have been in trumps era, exiting this absurd period is going to feel good as fuck
December 18, 2025 at 5:09 AM
cannot believe 12 years of my adult will have been in trumps era, exiting this absurd period is going to feel good as fuck
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"My Grandfather's Cat" is a cross-Canada organization that helps dying seniors find homes for their beloved animals. They also offer a senior's pet food pantry, to help support low income seniors.
Please consider donating as a gift for the pet lover in your life.
www.mygrandfatherscat.ca
Please consider donating as a gift for the pet lover in your life.
www.mygrandfatherscat.ca
support fill the dishes — My Grandfather's Cat
www.mygrandfatherscat.ca
December 13, 2025 at 4:57 PM
"My Grandfather's Cat" is a cross-Canada organization that helps dying seniors find homes for their beloved animals. They also offer a senior's pet food pantry, to help support low income seniors.
Please consider donating as a gift for the pet lover in your life.
www.mygrandfatherscat.ca
Please consider donating as a gift for the pet lover in your life.
www.mygrandfatherscat.ca
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Know your rights. Protect your neighbors.
New York is — and always will be — a city for all immigrants.
New York is — and always will be — a city for all immigrants.
December 7, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Know your rights. Protect your neighbors.
New York is — and always will be — a city for all immigrants.
New York is — and always will be — a city for all immigrants.
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You are ABSOLUTELY NOT going to regret listening to this bird:
A male rock ptarmigan (Lagopus muta) in winter plumage.
Ptarmigan is from Gaelic 'tarmachan' meaning "croaker". The p- was added when people mistakenly assumed it was a Greek word.
A bird forever warning people: "A werewolf!" (just in case of werewolves).
Ptarmigan is from Gaelic 'tarmachan' meaning "croaker". The p- was added when people mistakenly assumed it was a Greek word.
A bird forever warning people: "A werewolf!" (just in case of werewolves).
December 6, 2025 at 5:10 PM
You are ABSOLUTELY NOT going to regret listening to this bird:
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wokeness will come back in a way no one is ready for. they got one year of anti-woke culture and they’re seeing it’s cancerous
Protest at OU after grad assistant placed on leave over controversial essay grade
okcfox.com/news/local/p...
#Oklahoma
okcfox.com/news/local/p...
#Oklahoma
Protest at OU after grad assistant placed on leave over controversial essay grade
A controversial grade dispute at the university of oklahoma is sparking a public response today as students protest a graduate instructor removed from the clas
okcfox.com
December 6, 2025 at 10:17 PM
wokeness will come back in a way no one is ready for. they got one year of anti-woke culture and they’re seeing it’s cancerous
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It's a snow and wind storm today.
Spud does not approve.
Spud does not approve.
December 6, 2025 at 2:54 AM
It's a snow and wind storm today.
Spud does not approve.
Spud does not approve.
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*youth pastor voice*
Let me tell you kids about another carpenter who wasn’t very popular with the authorities
Let me tell you kids about another carpenter who wasn’t very popular with the authorities
Sabrina Carpenter made the White House delete their fuck ass tweet.
December 5, 2025 at 9:10 PM
*youth pastor voice*
Let me tell you kids about another carpenter who wasn’t very popular with the authorities
Let me tell you kids about another carpenter who wasn’t very popular with the authorities
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Now more than ever we need to internalize the true message of 'A Christmas Carol', which is that you have a moral obligation to not make your past traumas everyone else's problem
December 3, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Now more than ever we need to internalize the true message of 'A Christmas Carol', which is that you have a moral obligation to not make your past traumas everyone else's problem
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I like to think @fdsignifier.bsky.social took this down and only reuploaded it now solely so that I would not watch it and then ruin Thanksgiving with my family
(It was actually because of YouTube bs, if you've already watched it do him a solid and rewatch it because re-uploads usually tank views)
(It was actually because of YouTube bs, if you've already watched it do him a solid and rewatch it because re-uploads usually tank views)
Charlie Kirk and the Conservative Death Cult
YouTube video by F.D Signifier
www.youtube.com
December 1, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I like to think @fdsignifier.bsky.social took this down and only reuploaded it now solely so that I would not watch it and then ruin Thanksgiving with my family
(It was actually because of YouTube bs, if you've already watched it do him a solid and rewatch it because re-uploads usually tank views)
(It was actually because of YouTube bs, if you've already watched it do him a solid and rewatch it because re-uploads usually tank views)
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The draft dodging idiot posted a pic of this West Point plaque. It contains these words:
“Our American Code of Military Obedience requires that, should orders and the law ever conflict, our officers must obey the law.”
That is precisely what Senator Mark Kelly told officers to do. #NoSedition
“Our American Code of Military Obedience requires that, should orders and the law ever conflict, our officers must obey the law.”
That is precisely what Senator Mark Kelly told officers to do. #NoSedition
November 25, 2025 at 6:49 PM
The draft dodging idiot posted a pic of this West Point plaque. It contains these words:
“Our American Code of Military Obedience requires that, should orders and the law ever conflict, our officers must obey the law.”
That is precisely what Senator Mark Kelly told officers to do. #NoSedition
“Our American Code of Military Obedience requires that, should orders and the law ever conflict, our officers must obey the law.”
That is precisely what Senator Mark Kelly told officers to do. #NoSedition
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I don't know how this billboard means this but I like to believe it's adversarial, like a "We must outdo the Soviets" kind of deal
November 26, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I don't know how this billboard means this but I like to believe it's adversarial, like a "We must outdo the Soviets" kind of deal
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he’s indicted falsely.
November 24, 2025 at 5:58 PM
he’s indicted falsely.
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Pick up your feet, you jingle bitch.
November 21, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Pick up your feet, you jingle bitch.
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Sen. Kelly: I never expected, after serving 25 years in the Navy, that now I've got to worry about my personal safety because of something the president said. There is nothing more American than standing up for the Constitution. Trump didn't like it, so now he calls for us to be hanged.
November 21, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Sen. Kelly: I never expected, after serving 25 years in the Navy, that now I've got to worry about my personal safety because of something the president said. There is nothing more American than standing up for the Constitution. Trump didn't like it, so now he calls for us to be hanged.
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Relying on ChatGPT to teach you about a topic leaves you with shallower knowledge than Googling and reading about it, according to new research that compared what more than 10,000 people knew after using one method or the other.
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November 21, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Relying on ChatGPT to teach you about a topic leaves you with shallower knowledge than Googling and reading about it, according to new research that compared what more than 10,000 people knew after using one method or the other.
Shared by @gizmodo.com: buff.ly/yAAHtHq
Shared by @gizmodo.com: buff.ly/yAAHtHq
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this abominable piece of human garbage. this vile nullity. this murderous fifty pounds of manure in a ten pound bag of skin.
Vaccines Do Not Cause Autism, No Matter What The CDC Website Now Says | Defector
On Nov. 19, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention—a name that feels increasingly misleading, given Robert F. Kennedy Jr.’s track record of sowing outbreaks of infectious diseases—quietly upda...
defector.com
November 21, 2025 at 8:50 PM
this abominable piece of human garbage. this vile nullity. this murderous fifty pounds of manure in a ten pound bag of skin.