Snoopy Guerrero Jr
@stevenact4.bsky.social
Blue Jays/Cubs fan. Occasional writer/producer of film, music, and comedy. Baseball, basketball, beats.
My son, already having had a Pokémon game bought for him by his grandma, decides he had enough and says that he hates the Lion plush the Fairmount gave us even though we weren’t staying there.
December 22, 2025 at 6:31 PM
My son, already having had a Pokémon game bought for him by his grandma, decides he had enough and says that he hates the Lion plush the Fairmount gave us even though we weren’t staying there.
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Listen to dickweed dance as fast as he can to obfuscate reality.
HASSETT: If the Supreme Court doesn't find with us, refunds would go to whoever cut the check for the tariff
BRENNAN: Doesn't the administration claim it was the country that paid that?
HASSETT: Uhh --
BRENNAN: Doesn't the administration claim it was the country that paid that?
HASSETT: Uhh --
December 21, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Listen to dickweed dance as fast as he can to obfuscate reality.
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Girl just be quiet
Statement from CBS News editor-in-chief Bari Weiss:
December 22, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Girl just be quiet
Of course, on the bad place, CBS killing the 60minutes prison segment at the last minute, has generated a lot of bending over backwards to say censoring oneself to not make the government look bad is actually good.
December 22, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Of course, on the bad place, CBS killing the 60minutes prison segment at the last minute, has generated a lot of bending over backwards to say censoring oneself to not make the government look bad is actually good.
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Her husband is a registered sex offender who was recently on house arrest and her brother is doing 25 years for raping a child. She defends and supports them both: www.bbc.com/news/newsbea...
December 21, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Her husband is a registered sex offender who was recently on house arrest and her brother is doing 25 years for raping a child. She defends and supports them both: www.bbc.com/news/newsbea...
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1. Toronto is hilly! Lots of ravines and dips.
How do you skate up a steep uphill??
How do you stop at an intersection while flying down a downhill??
How does the ice in the "ice lane" FREEZE into a solid block when the water you're pouring just flows downhill??
How do you skate up a steep uphill??
How do you stop at an intersection while flying down a downhill??
How does the ice in the "ice lane" FREEZE into a solid block when the water you're pouring just flows downhill??
December 21, 2025 at 2:23 AM
1. Toronto is hilly! Lots of ravines and dips.
How do you skate up a steep uphill??
How do you stop at an intersection while flying down a downhill??
How does the ice in the "ice lane" FREEZE into a solid block when the water you're pouring just flows downhill??
How do you skate up a steep uphill??
How do you stop at an intersection while flying down a downhill??
How does the ice in the "ice lane" FREEZE into a solid block when the water you're pouring just flows downhill??
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I've got like, 10 objections that IMMEDIATELY come to mind for why this is the type of idea you might say "that's a good idea buddy" to a 9-year-old who suggests it but "are you serious" to anyone over 9, let's just go with 3, right off the dome:
December 21, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I've got like, 10 objections that IMMEDIATELY come to mind for why this is the type of idea you might say "that's a good idea buddy" to a 9-year-old who suggests it but "are you serious" to anyone over 9, let's just go with 3, right off the dome:
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my man is literally out here proposing Ben's idea for Ice Town
December 21, 2025 at 2:19 AM
my man is literally out here proposing Ben's idea for Ice Town
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The Toronto Star did a poll to solicit 20 "big ideas" that could meaningfully improve the city.
Among the 20 finalists, with a number of solid, well-researched proposals from experts, is one proposal I will genuinely call...
The worst idea I have ever heard
www.thestar.com/news/gta/one...
Among the 20 finalists, with a number of solid, well-researched proposals from experts, is one proposal I will genuinely call...
The worst idea I have ever heard
www.thestar.com/news/gta/one...
December 21, 2025 at 2:17 AM
The Toronto Star did a poll to solicit 20 "big ideas" that could meaningfully improve the city.
Among the 20 finalists, with a number of solid, well-researched proposals from experts, is one proposal I will genuinely call...
The worst idea I have ever heard
www.thestar.com/news/gta/one...
Among the 20 finalists, with a number of solid, well-researched proposals from experts, is one proposal I will genuinely call...
The worst idea I have ever heard
www.thestar.com/news/gta/one...
The people on the bad place who think that the “left wing” want to protect Clinton the way they protect Pres Cheetos from the Epstein are just… like most of us “lefties” want everyone to be prosecuted, and don’t have rose coloured glasses about pieces of crap.
December 20, 2025 at 6:30 PM
The people on the bad place who think that the “left wing” want to protect Clinton the way they protect Pres Cheetos from the Epstein are just… like most of us “lefties” want everyone to be prosecuted, and don’t have rose coloured glasses about pieces of crap.
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Things are going great over at X, The Everything App
December 18, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Things are going great over at X, The Everything App
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Trump is taking money out their housing allowances approved by Congress and giving it to them in a “bonus” so it looks like it came from him. It’s just a shell game with military pay from the ultimate con man
December 18, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Trump is taking money out their housing allowances approved by Congress and giving it to them in a “bonus” so it looks like it came from him. It’s just a shell game with military pay from the ultimate con man
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The Kennedy Center is a living memorial to a fallen president and named for President Kennedy by federal law. It can no sooner be renamed than can someone rename the Lincoln Memorial, no matter what anyone says.
Breaking news: The board of the John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts has voted to rename the storied arts institution the “Trump-Kennedy Center,” according to White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt.
Kennedy Center board votes to rename ‘Trump-Kennedy Center’
Kennedy Center trustees, installed earlier this year by President Trump, have voted to rename the center after him, said Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 18, 2025 at 8:36 PM
The Kennedy Center is a living memorial to a fallen president and named for President Kennedy by federal law. It can no sooner be renamed than can someone rename the Lincoln Memorial, no matter what anyone says.
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Math is woke
I guess the Commerce Secretary isn't much of a numbers guy.
FOX: If you cut something by 100%, the cost goes down to 0. If you cut it by 600%, the drug companies are actually paying you
LUTNICK: What he's saying is if a drug was $100 and you bring it down to $13, it's down 7 times
F: Not a 600% cut
L: But it's 700% higher price before. It's down 700% now
LUTNICK: What he's saying is if a drug was $100 and you bring it down to $13, it's down 7 times
F: Not a 600% cut
L: But it's 700% higher price before. It's down 700% now
December 18, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Math is woke
I really don’t know how she doesn’t throw up in her own mouth by writing things like congratulating a dead president for being associated with Cheetos.
December 18, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I really don’t know how she doesn’t throw up in her own mouth by writing things like congratulating a dead president for being associated with Cheetos.
Cheetos is so damn petty
December 17, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Cheetos is so damn petty
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@JonHeyman tweeted
Tyler Rogers
Blue Jays
$37M/3 plus option
Signing Bonus $5M
$7M - 2026
$12M - 2027
$12m - 2028
Club option 2029 $9M, $1M buyout
Option vests at $12M if
a) Player deemed healthy for the 2029 season; AND
b) 110g pitched in 2027-2028 or 60g pitched in 2028
Awards bonuses
Tyler Rogers
Blue Jays
$37M/3 plus option
Signing Bonus $5M
$7M - 2026
$12M - 2027
$12m - 2028
Club option 2029 $9M, $1M buyout
Option vests at $12M if
a) Player deemed healthy for the 2029 season; AND
b) 110g pitched in 2027-2028 or 60g pitched in 2028
Awards bonuses
December 16, 2025 at 5:45 AM
@JonHeyman tweeted
Tyler Rogers
Blue Jays
$37M/3 plus option
Signing Bonus $5M
$7M - 2026
$12M - 2027
$12m - 2028
Club option 2029 $9M, $1M buyout
Option vests at $12M if
a) Player deemed healthy for the 2029 season; AND
b) 110g pitched in 2027-2028 or 60g pitched in 2028
Awards bonuses
Tyler Rogers
Blue Jays
$37M/3 plus option
Signing Bonus $5M
$7M - 2026
$12M - 2027
$12m - 2028
Club option 2029 $9M, $1M buyout
Option vests at $12M if
a) Player deemed healthy for the 2029 season; AND
b) 110g pitched in 2027-2028 or 60g pitched in 2028
Awards bonuses
Ryan Theriot, haven’t heard that name in awhile
12/7 Birthday Team (text version)
C:Johnny Bench (75.1 WAR)
1B:Tino Martinez (29.0)
2B:Hobe Ferris (16.4)
3B:Eric Chavez (38.3)
SS:Ryan Theriot (6.7)
LF:Alex Johnson (10.0)
CF:Shane Mack (21.6)
RF:Yasiel Puig (18.8)
SP:Dick Donovan (23.3)
Others: K.Hendricks, D.Galehouse, D.Cardwell, P.Alonso
C:Johnny Bench (75.1 WAR)
1B:Tino Martinez (29.0)
2B:Hobe Ferris (16.4)
3B:Eric Chavez (38.3)
SS:Ryan Theriot (6.7)
LF:Alex Johnson (10.0)
CF:Shane Mack (21.6)
RF:Yasiel Puig (18.8)
SP:Dick Donovan (23.3)
Others: K.Hendricks, D.Galehouse, D.Cardwell, P.Alonso
December 16, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Ryan Theriot, haven’t heard that name in awhile
Night 2 of Hanukkah
December 16, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Night 2 of Hanukkah
Night number 1. Aluminum foil for the ultimate fanciness. Happy Hanukkah!
December 15, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Night number 1. Aluminum foil for the ultimate fanciness. Happy Hanukkah!
Fueled purely by red bull
Brett Lawrie
3B-2B
Debut: 2011 - Retired: 2016
CHW - OAK - TOR
3B-2B
Debut: 2011 - Retired: 2016
CHW - OAK - TOR
Brett Lawrie at baseball-reference.com
Career stats of Brett Lawrie
baseball-reference.com
December 14, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Fueled purely by red bull
The comments on the Blue Jays Hanukkah post is quite something oof
December 14, 2025 at 10:08 PM
The comments on the Blue Jays Hanukkah post is quite something oof
My son is a switch hitter in baseball and does most things with his left hand but refuses to shoot left in hockey, even though he clearly is having trouble shooting right handed
December 14, 2025 at 5:36 PM
My son is a switch hitter in baseball and does most things with his left hand but refuses to shoot left in hockey, even though he clearly is having trouble shooting right handed