Stew Smith
@stewbiedoo.bsky.social
Sittin' on the corner of Dude and Catastrophe.
- The Nice Guys 2
- Guillermo del Toro's At the Mountains of Madness
- Michael Mann's Hot Gates at Thermopylae epic
- David Fincher's animated The Goon
- The Search For Ben Solo
- Vin Diesel's Hannibal epic
- Guillermo del Toro's At the Mountains of Madness
- Michael Mann's Hot Gates at Thermopylae epic
- David Fincher's animated The Goon
- The Search For Ben Solo
- Vin Diesel's Hannibal epic
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 25, 2025 at 7:57 PM
- The Nice Guys 2
- Guillermo del Toro's At the Mountains of Madness
- Michael Mann's Hot Gates at Thermopylae epic
- David Fincher's animated The Goon
- The Search For Ben Solo
- Vin Diesel's Hannibal epic
- Guillermo del Toro's At the Mountains of Madness
- Michael Mann's Hot Gates at Thermopylae epic
- David Fincher's animated The Goon
- The Search For Ben Solo
- Vin Diesel's Hannibal epic
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November 25, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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First Secretary of Defense you could defeat by painting a tunnel on the side of a boulder.
November 25, 2025 at 1:55 PM
First Secretary of Defense you could defeat by painting a tunnel on the side of a boulder.
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i’m not crying you’re crying
xkcd: Fifteen Years
xkcd: Fifteen Years
Fifteen Years
xkcd.com
November 25, 2025 at 1:58 AM
i’m not crying you’re crying
xkcd: Fifteen Years
xkcd: Fifteen Years
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"How do men make friends in their 30's?"
a man in a white shirt is flying through the air with a flag
ALT: a man in a white shirt is flying through the air with a flag
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 3:34 PM
"How do men make friends in their 30's?"
Share a 90s movie you think deserves more love...
Sam Raimi deserves all the love in the world for his Evil Dead and Spider-Man movies, but his first real attempt at making a straight drama packs an absolute wallop. The whole cast is great, but Billy Bob Thornton is completely heartbreaking here.
Sam Raimi deserves all the love in the world for his Evil Dead and Spider-Man movies, but his first real attempt at making a straight drama packs an absolute wallop. The whole cast is great, but Billy Bob Thornton is completely heartbreaking here.
November 25, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Share a 90s movie you think deserves more love...
Sam Raimi deserves all the love in the world for his Evil Dead and Spider-Man movies, but his first real attempt at making a straight drama packs an absolute wallop. The whole cast is great, but Billy Bob Thornton is completely heartbreaking here.
Sam Raimi deserves all the love in the world for his Evil Dead and Spider-Man movies, but his first real attempt at making a straight drama packs an absolute wallop. The whole cast is great, but Billy Bob Thornton is completely heartbreaking here.
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the "virgin megastore" was a great third place. you could take dates there and shoplift together as a romantic activity. richard branson has so much money and nobody who works there gave a shit, you could just walk out with stuff
November 25, 2025 at 1:04 AM
the "virgin megastore" was a great third place. you could take dates there and shoplift together as a romantic activity. richard branson has so much money and nobody who works there gave a shit, you could just walk out with stuff
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my problem with gyoza is that they normally come in an order of about 6, but what I really need is 100 of them
November 24, 2025 at 5:22 PM
my problem with gyoza is that they normally come in an order of about 6, but what I really need is 100 of them
If you press L2 while on the main title screen of Metal Gear Solid 2, you'll see a flash and hear a gunshot sound.
i was going through my X archives and found this by @superpodsaga.com, which I qrt'd at some point years ago
so, let me bring the question back: what is the most useless piece of video game knowledge you know?
so, let me bring the question back: what is the most useless piece of video game knowledge you know?
November 24, 2025 at 9:25 PM
If you press L2 while on the main title screen of Metal Gear Solid 2, you'll see a flash and hear a gunshot sound.
Are we arguing about pies? Allow me to retort:
Pumpkin pie is trash.
Pecan pie is the superior fall pie.
Pumpkin pie is trash.
Pecan pie is the superior fall pie.
November 24, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Are we arguing about pies? Allow me to retort:
Pumpkin pie is trash.
Pecan pie is the superior fall pie.
Pumpkin pie is trash.
Pecan pie is the superior fall pie.
Have Last Jedi and Return of the Jedi swap, same with Solo and Force Awakens and this is basically my list.
haven’t seen ROS or Solo but this seems like a pretty ball-knowing list from Pritzker, particularly if he volunteered the name “Star Wars” rather than “A New Hope”
November 24, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Have Last Jedi and Return of the Jedi swap, same with Solo and Force Awakens and this is basically my list.
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
maybe i am going insane
I love green beans (when cooked well) but green beans swimming in soup and covered with shitty fried onions can GTFO
with charity and goodwill, i must here part ways with rolls.
November 24, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I love green beans (when cooked well) but green beans swimming in soup and covered with shitty fried onions can GTFO
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A national bond that transcends race, religion, politics and class is our shared agreement that the Muppets are real. They are real people with jobs and lives. Listen to that crowd screaming. They know they're seeing a celebrity.
Sabrina Carpenter arrests Miss Piggy at the final show of her Short n’ Sweet tour in Los Angeles.
(📸: prfctsabrinas | Twitter/X)
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November 24, 2025 at 6:02 PM
A national bond that transcends race, religion, politics and class is our shared agreement that the Muppets are real. They are real people with jobs and lives. Listen to that crowd screaming. They know they're seeing a celebrity.
MY 9 YEAR OLD PUSHED A FUCKING SEASHELL DEEP INTO HIS EAR AND NOW THE DOCTOR CAN'T GET IT OUT WE HAVE TO WAIT ON THE FUCKING ENT FUCK ME IN HALF
November 24, 2025 at 4:32 PM
MY 9 YEAR OLD PUSHED A FUCKING SEASHELL DEEP INTO HIS EAR AND NOW THE DOCTOR CAN'T GET IT OUT WE HAVE TO WAIT ON THE FUCKING ENT FUCK ME IN HALF
Showed my 9 year old The Princess Bride for the first time last night. I honestly believe that if you dislike this movie there's something broken inside you.
Anyway, my son's investment and emotional attachment/reaction pretty much perfectly mirrored that of Fred Savage's in the movie.
Anyway, my son's investment and emotional attachment/reaction pretty much perfectly mirrored that of Fred Savage's in the movie.
November 24, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Showed my 9 year old The Princess Bride for the first time last night. I honestly believe that if you dislike this movie there's something broken inside you.
Anyway, my son's investment and emotional attachment/reaction pretty much perfectly mirrored that of Fred Savage's in the movie.
Anyway, my son's investment and emotional attachment/reaction pretty much perfectly mirrored that of Fred Savage's in the movie.
One Ping Only, Charlie Brown
I’ve Had A Rough Year, Charlie Brown
The World You Live In Is Just a Sugar-Coated Topping, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 3:33 AM
One Ping Only, Charlie Brown
A key pillar of my 2028 platform is making a deal to finally get season 2 of Terriers.
A person directly familiar with the conversations tells Semafor that Donald Trump has personally pressed Larry Ellison to revive Brett Ratner's "Rush Hour" franchise.
www.semafor.com/article/11/2...
www.semafor.com/article/11/2...
Exclusive: How Trump is trying to remake American culture — starting with his favorite buddy-cop franchise
The president is offering some creative input on potential upcoming projects.
www.semafor.com
November 24, 2025 at 3:12 AM
A key pillar of my 2028 platform is making a deal to finally get season 2 of Terriers.
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the whole turkey is bad thing is a skill issue
"you know turkey is bad because people only cook it twice a year" you do NOT speak for smoker-owning americans, SIR
November 23, 2025 at 11:14 PM
the whole turkey is bad thing is a skill issue
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thinking about how my parents escaped vietnam, where the CIA destabilized my family's home country by spreading misinformation, and they landed in the united states, which is now getting destabilized bc someone in vietnam is spreading misinformation
Twitter pays people based on engagement (views, retweets, comments, etc). It appears that many MAGA accounts are based abroad and they use AI technology to generate low-effort rage bait.
My guess is that this will get worse as AI tech improves. For instance, fake videos of minorities doing crime.
My guess is that this will get worse as AI tech improves. For instance, fake videos of minorities doing crime.
November 23, 2025 at 5:59 PM
thinking about how my parents escaped vietnam, where the CIA destabilized my family's home country by spreading misinformation, and they landed in the united states, which is now getting destabilized bc someone in vietnam is spreading misinformation
This. If Thanksgiving staples also generally took less time overall to prepare you'd probably see people make them more often, and thus get better at cooking them.
the “thanksgiving food is bad” discourse raises its ugly head every year, but the truth remains that thanksgiving food can be amazing as long as you know how to cook. the problem is we’re throwing a few million sunday drivers directly into a grand prix
I think this is unfair to turkey. turkey is good but hard to cook well because it is so damn big. turkey *parts* are great but lack the esthetic appeal of a centerpiece bird.
November 23, 2025 at 8:17 PM
This. If Thanksgiving staples also generally took less time overall to prepare you'd probably see people make them more often, and thus get better at cooking them.
A movie that takes place where you're from.
November 23, 2025 at 8:14 PM
A movie that takes place where you're from.