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StompytheKoalaBear
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🇺🇸->🇦🇺Fermentation expert trying to save the world. Sports, fantasy football, politics. #SFB8 Champ! Former fantasy football “expert” who still thinks he is an “expert”. Nuggets, Avalanche, Broncos, and STL Cardinals
Allen Iverson is the only AI I support
February 6, 2026 at 2:47 AM
If you need a solace to rage but also a place that is absolutely hilarious, join this discord
You should subscribe to the Bad Faith Times newsletter and join the thriving BFT discord community, which some are calling an online retirement home for elder millennials. badfaithtimes.com/we-need-a-ne...
We Need A New Concept Of Free Speech, And We Need It Now
Rejecting the civil libertarian interpretation of the First Amendment is more important than ever
badfaithtimes.com
February 4, 2026 at 4:52 PM
Trump: "I have determined that the fastest way to bring The Trump Kennedy Center to the highest level of Success, Beauty, and Grandeur, is to cease Entertainment Operations for an approximately two year period of time, with a scheduled Grand Reopening that will rival and surpass anything."
February 2, 2026 at 2:12 AM
JAMALLSTAR!
2026 NBA West All-Star reserves: Anthony Edwards, Jamal Murray, Chet Holmgren, Kevin Durant, Devin Booker, Deni Avdija, LeBron James.
February 1, 2026 at 11:35 PM
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Judge Biery signed the order with a photo of Liam and two bible verses: The first is "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven." The second is simply "Jesus wept."

Astonishing thing for a judge to do.
January 31, 2026 at 8:38 PM
January 31, 2026 at 5:26 PM
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I'm Kat Abughazaleh and I approve this message.
January 31, 2026 at 4:53 PM
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Marimar Martinez is a hero.

She was shot 5 times by ICE.

The agent told her to “do something b*tch” before opening fire.

He later bragged “5 shots, 7 holes”.

DHS tried to smear her reputation but video footage vindicated her.

Next week she will testify in Washington about ICE’s brutality.
Chicago Woman Shot 5 Times By Border Agents Will Testify In Washington Next Week
Marimar Martinez will speak at a federal forum on immigration agents' use of force as she fights to unseal evidence in her now-dropped prosecution.
blockclubchicago.org
January 31, 2026 at 4:41 AM
Eat the Rich
The Epstein emails should really end the debate over whether society should have billionaires. "Do you want there to be a class of people so powerful they can fuck your kids and no one will even try to do anything" seems like an easy sell if everyone in politics wasn't trying to get on their payroll
January 31, 2026 at 5:15 PM
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At 7:00 pm eastern I'm gonna do a little fundraiser thing where I play Wii golf on Twitch and you consider giving to Safe Haven MN, a group helping people released from ICE detention centers who are discharged with no phone, ID, transportation, or resources.

www.gofundme.com/f/safe-haven...
Donate to Haven Watch MN – Support at the gate, care beyond it, organized by Haven Watch
Haven Watch was created to help individuals released from ICE detenti… Haven Watch needs your support for Haven Watch MN – Support at the gate, care beyond it
www.gofundme.com
January 30, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Well, at least Vahe isn’t a coward. Stupid, but not a coward
January 29, 2026 at 4:08 AM
Me in my final two weeks of work before leaving the country
a man wearing sunglasses and a hat is talking into an nfl microphone
ALT: a man wearing sunglasses and a hat is talking into an nfl microphone
media.tenor.com
January 29, 2026 at 2:13 AM
January 29, 2026 at 12:12 AM
You just know this is going to draw more protestors so they can get these pictures of themselves because hey go so hard
Scrolling through the photos of Pam Bondi's "Minnesota rioters," it's just hero after hero. Every photo includes a cowardly DHS agent with their back to the camera.

Bondi thinks she's going to win the propaganda war with this shit, but it's never been more clear that they're losing.
January 28, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Again, just showing us who the heroes are

I really don’t know how they expected this to go
Scrolling through the photos of Pam Bondi's "Minnesota rioters," it's just hero after hero. Every photo includes a cowardly DHS agent with their back to the camera.

Bondi thinks she's going to win the propaganda war with this shit, but it's never been more clear that they're losing.
January 28, 2026 at 9:46 PM
At what point are we going to realize that America was never a great country?
January 28, 2026 at 12:45 AM
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There are reports that Bill Belichick will be inducted into the FIFA Pro Football Hall of Fame on the first ballot.
January 27, 2026 at 10:49 PM
NFL is a joke
A stunner from @dvnjr.bsky.social and me: Bill Belichick is not a first ballot Hall of Famer. He didn't get elected this year. The 8-time champion failed to 40 out of the 50 votes required for induction.
www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...
Sources: Bill Belichick will not be a first-ballot Hall of Famer
Bill Belichick, the eight-time Super Bowl-winning coach, will not a first-ballot Hall of Famer, sources told ESPN.
www.espn.com
January 27, 2026 at 10:46 PM
O, this won’t stat an international incident…
January 27, 2026 at 8:49 PM
These people do not learn.

You martyred Luigi. You martyred Renee Good. You martyred Alex Pretti.

This will not do what you think it will
TOM HOMAN: “We’re going to create a database where those people that are arrested for interference, impeding and assault, we’re going to make them famous. We’re going to put their face on TV. We’re going to let their employers, in their neighborhoods, in their schools, know who these people are.”
January 27, 2026 at 7:54 PM
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Video from this morning shows ICE agents deploying tear gas outside a Minneapolis preschool as parents shout, “This is a preschool! There’s kids here!”
January 27, 2026 at 5:53 PM
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RIP Greg Bovino
January 27, 2026 at 2:33 AM
Good lord…

The betting culture has to stop
Important data point on the Broncos 4th-and-1.

Knowing how weather turned out, easy to say scoring environment was going to be lower than normal.

But what did we know at the time? Heading into that play the live total at DraftKings was 38.5. As in, 31.5 more expected points to come.
January 27, 2026 at 2:34 AM
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January 27, 2026 at 12:01 AM
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just saw Greg Bovino at the airport drinking out of a toilet
January 26, 2026 at 11:48 PM