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Sue Burnett @suzyburn.bsky.social · 4h

I need to stop falling asleep to YouTube wrestling videos because Jack the Jobber appeared in my dream tonight.

Sue Burnett @suzyburn.bsky.social · 11h

Had to explain why I wasn’t drinking tonight. Because there’s no babysitter for my parents, mate. Go on, just one, go on! People just don’t fucking get it.

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Sue Burnett @suzyburn.bsky.social · 11h

Oh Pickle, I love you!

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Sue Burnett @suzyburn.bsky.social · 11h

a little girl is laying on the ground covered in leaves with the words nooooo on the bottom

Alt: a little girl is laying on the ground covered in leaves with the words nooooo on the bottom

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Sue Burnett @suzyburn.bsky.social · 11h

WHY DO YOU HATE ME SO MUCH????

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Sue Burnett @suzyburn.bsky.social · 12h

It was my best mate’s lad’s 18th today. He’s a good kid and I’m very proud of him. I did a socialise but you can find me with the pets at parties. Elsa is the prettiest!

A pretty tabby cat with a white chest. She is sitting on the stairs

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Sue Burnett @suzyburn.bsky.social · 12h

Caught up with @alfsplaining.bsky.social today. Nice Alf, @outonbluesix.bsky.social

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Elizabeth Veldon @thatelizabeth.bsky.social · 13h

This guy REALLY knows who Nathan Gill is.

Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 16h

Holy shit, no way, this is a guy who knows exactly who Nathan Gill is!

Farage tweet

The National Trust has put vegan tampons in men's toilets. God help us.

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Sue Burnett @suzyburn.bsky.social · 14h

Oh balls ☹️

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Sue Burnett @suzyburn.bsky.social · 1d

Should’ve booked a flying monkey.

a witch is standing in front of a window and says " fly my pretties "

Alt: a witch is standing in front of a window and says " fly my pretties "

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Sue Burnett @suzyburn.bsky.social · 1d

And I’ve seen my brain - almost ready for our remake of The Wizard of Oz!

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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 1d

Just flown in from Riyadh, and boy are my excuses tired

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Sue Burnett @suzyburn.bsky.social · 1d

I supposed to go to the cinema tonight but I’m still shattered from yesterday. Rest up and enjoy Mondays showing of The Omen instead.

a close up of a child 's face with a hat on .

Alt: a close up of a child 's face with a hat on .its the creepy kid from The Omen with an evil smile

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Paul Bassett Davies @thewritertype.bsky.social · 1d

It’s World Mental Health Day and if you’re fortunate enough to be in good mental health today please show your gratitude by refusing to stigmatise those who happen not to be.

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Stephen Graham @stephengraham.bsky.social · 1d

Did someone say beveragino?

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Sarah Dempster @dempster2000.bsky.social · 1d

If eating scotch eggs in an Austin Allegro had a face.

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Sue Burnett @suzyburn.bsky.social · 1d

Happy anniversary! 🥂

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Sue Burnett @suzyburn.bsky.social · 1d

Thankfully, mum has no memory of yesterday’s trauma. She has no pain in her face or neck. She’s pissed off that she’s not allowed crisps for a while though.

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Sue Burnett @suzyburn.bsky.social · 1d

Paging @vickythelabrat.bsky.social

ContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 3d

At the Saint Louis Zoo, one-year-old rockhopper penguin Bumi had a blast with bubble enrichment! Keepers set up a bubble machine for the indoor habitat at Penguin & Puffin Coast for a fun bubble party!! 🫧🥳🫧 #WildlifeWednesday

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jheya Ⓐ @jheya.goodgirls.onl · 1d

you can't spell advertisements without semen between the tits

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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 1d

The Oregonian Frogs are missing a trick not playing Paul McCartney’s Frog Chorus as their song, “we all stand together” is a perfect sentiment all things considered

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Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 2d

LMAOOOOO

A bunch of comedians tried to make up for their participation in the Riyadh comedy festival by donating their pay to Human Rights Watch and Human rights Watch was like “nah bitch we don’t want your dirty blood money” 😂😂 I’m dying

Human Rights Watch Doesn’t Want Any Riyadh Comedy Festival Money

Taking money from those who took money from Saudi Arabia would impact perception of the org’s independence.

www.vulture.com

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Sue Burnett @suzyburn.bsky.social · 2d

If anyone needed to find Jesus it’s the McMahons.

ProPublica @propublica.org · 2d

The Education Department has hired at least 9 people from the America First Policy Institute, co-founded by Secretary Linda McMahon.

The think tank’s listed goals include ending the separation of church and state and “plant[ing] Jesus in every space.”

These Activists Want to Dismantle Public Schools. Now They Run the Education Department.

Under Trump, the Department of Education has been bringing in activists hostile to public schools. It could mean a new era of private and religious schools boosted by tax dollars — and the end of publ...

www.propublica.org

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Sue Burnett @suzyburn.bsky.social · 2d

Bed, finally! I’m exhausted.

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🎂 Sydney Screams 🎉 BIRTHDAY MONTH @sydneyscreams4u.bsky.social · 3d

porn is not evil.
sex is not evil.
pleasure is not evil.
kink is not evil.

none of them are things to feel shame or embarrassment about.

none of them deserve the heavy-handed censorship that they're facing.

resist oppression (even if you don't partake in what is being oppressed)

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