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fuck this website, follow me on mastodon instead https://mastodon.social/@tang0008
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All of my political views and policy ideas have basically collapsed to "Punish the Villains" and I mumble it to myself every time I see a news article these days
August 11, 2025 at 1:36 PM
All of my political views and policy ideas have basically collapsed to "Punish the Villains" and I mumble it to myself every time I see a news article these days
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Marco Rubio declares there will be no Care Bears toys or branded materials allowed in govt offices anymore as anti DEI measure, but it’s okay to have a statuette of “professor coldheart” the care bear’s nemesis (mad scientist who hates feelings) on your desk
December 10, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Marco Rubio declares there will be no Care Bears toys or branded materials allowed in govt offices anymore as anti DEI measure, but it’s okay to have a statuette of “professor coldheart” the care bear’s nemesis (mad scientist who hates feelings) on your desk
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i love when i log into something and it tells me some shit like Notification Hub is now Alert Village
November 6, 2025 at 12:06 PM
i love when i log into something and it tells me some shit like Notification Hub is now Alert Village
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Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
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I just became aware of this incredibly relatable drawing by John Singer Sargent.
November 29, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I just became aware of this incredibly relatable drawing by John Singer Sargent.
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in the UK they call today Bloke Friday
November 28, 2025 at 11:29 PM
in the UK they call today Bloke Friday
I fucked the fuck up and now I'm fucked
November 22, 2025 at 8:02 AM
I fucked the fuck up and now I'm fucked
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Cereal: its whats for cereal
November 20, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Cereal: its whats for cereal
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thinking about the type of woman who wears a satin gir bonnet to bed and getting so aroused i need to go lay down
November 17, 2025 at 7:08 PM
thinking about the type of woman who wears a satin gir bonnet to bed and getting so aroused i need to go lay down
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
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Taking things to the next level by insisting everyone refer to cornfield mazes as "metroidgrainias"
October 19, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Taking things to the next level by insisting everyone refer to cornfield mazes as "metroidgrainias"
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"I'm feeling a bit under the weather" uh yeah? We all are? Cause it's in the sky?
November 8, 2025 at 9:06 PM
"I'm feeling a bit under the weather" uh yeah? We all are? Cause it's in the sky?
Dick Cheney's soul has been moved to an undisclosed location
November 4, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Dick Cheney's soul has been moved to an undisclosed location
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LAWYER: where were you on the night of the murder
ME: in the desert
LAWYER: and who were you with
ME: a horse
LAWYER: and what is the name of this horse
HORSE: (from back of courtroom) *does throat cut motion*
ME: uhhh he didn’t have one
ME: in the desert
LAWYER: and who were you with
ME: a horse
LAWYER: and what is the name of this horse
HORSE: (from back of courtroom) *does throat cut motion*
ME: uhhh he didn’t have one
February 11, 2025 at 4:40 AM
LAWYER: where were you on the night of the murder
ME: in the desert
LAWYER: and who were you with
ME: a horse
LAWYER: and what is the name of this horse
HORSE: (from back of courtroom) *does throat cut motion*
ME: uhhh he didn’t have one
ME: in the desert
LAWYER: and who were you with
ME: a horse
LAWYER: and what is the name of this horse
HORSE: (from back of courtroom) *does throat cut motion*
ME: uhhh he didn’t have one
big shout out to @projectpod.bsky.social who makes a dirty pair watch along podcast that I enjoy big time
October 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
big shout out to @projectpod.bsky.social who makes a dirty pair watch along podcast that I enjoy big time
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dragging bags of trash up to the old wardrobe in my attic and tossing them into narnia
September 3, 2023 at 6:24 PM
dragging bags of trash up to the old wardrobe in my attic and tossing them into narnia
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God made Mario and Sonic at the Olympic Games not Mario and Steve at the Olympic Games
October 21, 2025 at 11:48 PM
God made Mario and Sonic at the Olympic Games not Mario and Steve at the Olympic Games
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“Buck naked” is unclothed.
“Butt naked” is unclothed and up to something.
“Butt naked” is unclothed and up to something.
Not to be THAT dictionary, but…
It’s ‘per se,’ not ‘per say.’
It’s ‘dog-eat-dog world,’ not ‘doggy-dog world.’
It’s ‘hunger pangs,’ not ‘hunger pains.’
It’s ‘one and the same,’ not ‘one in the same.’
It's 'buck naked,' not 'butt naked.'
It’s ‘per se,’ not ‘per say.’
It’s ‘dog-eat-dog world,’ not ‘doggy-dog world.’
It’s ‘hunger pangs,’ not ‘hunger pains.’
It’s ‘one and the same,’ not ‘one in the same.’
It's 'buck naked,' not 'butt naked.'
October 20, 2025 at 6:12 PM
“Buck naked” is unclothed.
“Butt naked” is unclothed and up to something.
“Butt naked” is unclothed and up to something.
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c'mon dad, gimme a beer tonight
c'mon dad, gimme a beer tonight
i got this beer
i wanna (can cracking noise)
c'mon dad, gimme a beer
c'mon dad, gimme a beer tonight
i got this beer
i wanna (can cracking noise)
c'mon dad, gimme a beer
October 17, 2025 at 2:39 PM
c'mon dad, gimme a beer tonight
c'mon dad, gimme a beer tonight
i got this beer
i wanna (can cracking noise)
c'mon dad, gimme a beer
c'mon dad, gimme a beer tonight
i got this beer
i wanna (can cracking noise)
c'mon dad, gimme a beer
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I believe Donald Trump is the ONLY president who can rescue the brave POWs still held captive in Vietnam
October 6, 2025 at 1:49 AM
I believe Donald Trump is the ONLY president who can rescue the brave POWs still held captive in Vietnam