Chris Mello
@tangiblegary.bsky.social
I’m on bluesky now. Mets, movies, a book or two
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shout out to the library patron who dropped off “coffee” (three cases of Java Monster) for the staff today
November 26, 2025 at 7:02 PM
shout out to the library patron who dropped off “coffee” (three cases of Java Monster) for the staff today
getting in touch with my character, Sad William Shakespeare, by listening to something called 10 d E A T h b R E a s T ⊠ ⊠
Jessie Buckley & Paul Mescal share the music that helped fuel their romance in Chloé Zhao's HAMNET.
• Bon Iver
• Lisa O'Neill
• Max Richter
• The National
Now Playing In Select Theaters, expanding on Friday, December 5
• Bon Iver
• Lisa O'Neill
• Max Richter
• The National
Now Playing In Select Theaters, expanding on Friday, December 5
November 26, 2025 at 5:23 PM
getting in touch with my character, Sad William Shakespeare, by listening to something called 10 d E A T h b R E a s T ⊠ ⊠
I haven’t been able to buy blu-rays recently but I’ll have a whole extra paycheck in January. Here’s a picture of me when that direct deposit hits
November 26, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I haven’t been able to buy blu-rays recently but I’ll have a whole extra paycheck in January. Here’s a picture of me when that direct deposit hits
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I would make someone reach out to the Coens and see if they are still interested in LaBrava.
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 25, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I would make someone reach out to the Coens and see if they are still interested in LaBrava.
I know it's besides the point but fuck Rush Hour
November 25, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I know it's besides the point but fuck Rush Hour
Sorry to Star Wars post but the thing many on both sides still get wrong about Last Jedi is that it’s not actually a rejection of the Jedi or the past (why take what the villain says as the face value POV of the movie?). All of its subversions are just challenges in service of ultimate affirmation
November 25, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Sorry to Star Wars post but the thing many on both sides still get wrong about Last Jedi is that it’s not actually a rejection of the Jedi or the past (why take what the villain says as the face value POV of the movie?). All of its subversions are just challenges in service of ultimate affirmation
No Other Choice leaked mkv. No Other Choice early access IMAX screening. Always you wrestle inside me
November 25, 2025 at 1:56 PM
No Other Choice leaked mkv. No Other Choice early access IMAX screening. Always you wrestle inside me
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People who are appalled by this obviously don’t understand that publishing a nude painting of yourself when you assume a new editorial position is a tradition that dates back to (at least) William Shawn. Know your history before sounding off.
I regret to inform you there is more Olivia Newzzi: the print VF will feature a nude portrait by artist Isabelle Brourman that is also destined for Art Basel Miami Beach. Notably, its inclusion appears be a surprise to VF staff. VF looking worse and worse here. www.artnews.com/art-news/new...
November 25, 2025 at 1:48 PM
People who are appalled by this obviously don’t understand that publishing a nude painting of yourself when you assume a new editorial position is a tradition that dates back to (at least) William Shawn. Know your history before sounding off.
You think you’re over smoking looking cool in movies and then you see the inmate in Prison On Fire holding a cig with chopsticks and it’s like seeing color for the first time
November 25, 2025 at 2:50 AM
You think you’re over smoking looking cool in movies and then you see the inmate in Prison On Fire holding a cig with chopsticks and it’s like seeing color for the first time
I know everything going on with him took the wind out of the sails here but wow there’s three hours of new Wong Kar-wai stuff on TV tonight
November 24, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I know everything going on with him took the wind out of the sails here but wow there’s three hours of new Wong Kar-wai stuff on TV tonight
Somehow I’ve reached the point in my life where the Star Wars I am most likely to throw on is Attack of the Clones so maybe no one wants to hear what I think about Rogue One
November 24, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Somehow I’ve reached the point in my life where the Star Wars I am most likely to throw on is Attack of the Clones so maybe no one wants to hear what I think about Rogue One
Rewatching Decision to Leave, a movie I did not care for when it came out. What a fucking doofus I am, huh?
November 24, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Rewatching Decision to Leave, a movie I did not care for when it came out. What a fucking doofus I am, huh?
I guess this means McNeil won’t be far behind
November 23, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I guess this means McNeil won’t be far behind
The klezmer band that just played inside the library for an hour really got after it but also they played klezmer in my place of work for a whole hour. I am of two minds
November 22, 2025 at 7:12 PM
The klezmer band that just played inside the library for an hour really got after it but also they played klezmer in my place of work for a whole hour. I am of two minds
Wonder if the cop who responds to the accident from the end of Crash will also start doing the car crash sex fetish stuff from Crash
November 22, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Wonder if the cop who responds to the accident from the end of Crash will also start doing the car crash sex fetish stuff from Crash
I checked AO3. Hunch was correct. Good for them!
i bet the erotic fanfiction community is doing great stuff with Predator: Badlands
November 21, 2025 at 10:08 PM
I checked AO3. Hunch was correct. Good for them!
i bet the erotic fanfiction community is doing great stuff with Predator: Badlands
November 21, 2025 at 9:30 PM
i bet the erotic fanfiction community is doing great stuff with Predator: Badlands
I know Fujimoto is a cinephile but I still didn’t expect the Chainsaw Man movie to have an extended homage to Typhoon Club
November 21, 2025 at 6:07 PM
I know Fujimoto is a cinephile but I still didn’t expect the Chainsaw Man movie to have an extended homage to Typhoon Club
had a really strange dream. my dad was really into Geese. played Getting Killed in the car. trying to tell me something
November 21, 2025 at 3:29 PM
had a really strange dream. my dad was really into Geese. played Getting Killed in the car. trying to tell me something
Four good? Not quite, I saw For Good.
November 21, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Four good? Not quite, I saw For Good.
Vulture Cinematrix No. 605: Nov 21, 2025
I got 9/9 Correct
Score: 2565
Whole left side was the most popular answers but everything else single digits. 3 1%s love a Yeoh category
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Play at:
vulture.com/vulturecinem...
I got 9/9 Correct
Score: 2565
Whole left side was the most popular answers but everything else single digits. 3 1%s love a Yeoh category
🟩🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩
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Play at:
vulture.com/vulturecinem...
Cinematrix No. 605: November 21, 2025
Can you name a John M. Chu or Jonathan Bailey movie that made $200 million?
vulture.com
November 21, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Vulture Cinematrix No. 605: Nov 21, 2025
I got 9/9 Correct
Score: 2565
Whole left side was the most popular answers but everything else single digits. 3 1%s love a Yeoh category
🟩🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩
Play at:
vulture.com/vulturecinem...
I got 9/9 Correct
Score: 2565
Whole left side was the most popular answers but everything else single digits. 3 1%s love a Yeoh category
🟩🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩
Play at:
vulture.com/vulturecinem...
I do hope they give Ariana Grande an Oscar for this. C’mooooon, it’s time. She’s overdue
at least the first Wicked had dancing you could sort of follow
November 21, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I do hope they give Ariana Grande an Oscar for this. C’mooooon, it’s time. She’s overdue
at least the first Wicked had dancing you could sort of follow
November 21, 2025 at 3:02 AM
at least the first Wicked had dancing you could sort of follow