Teaspoon
@teaspoon.bsky.social
32F lesbian gamer nerd. Plays lots of Magic and D&D without giving a dime to Hasbro. Always down to try new weird shit!
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thank you it has been a beautiful journey that i am so proud of. long ago i recognized folks thought my art was a joke, and while one path would be to change myself, i decided to choose self love and make the world come to me. some day i hope my work is seen as a shift in the way we see erotic art
Love that @chucktingle.bsky.social started as the funny, ha-ha, weird smut book author but is now someone that is also a queer icon with multiple books tackling queer issues that continuously inspires so much love for people and art in me that makes me tear up some times. Love is real, buckaroos
December 4, 2025 at 11:35 PM
thank you it has been a beautiful journey that i am so proud of. long ago i recognized folks thought my art was a joke, and while one path would be to change myself, i decided to choose self love and make the world come to me. some day i hope my work is seen as a shift in the way we see erotic art
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one of the biggest societal shifts i have seen in my life is from "the customer is always right" to "the customers are device hoarding" i.e. businesses exist because they provide an actual useful product versus businesses exist to extract dollars from consumers in order to report neverending growth
December 4, 2025 at 9:05 PM
one of the biggest societal shifts i have seen in my life is from "the customer is always right" to "the customers are device hoarding" i.e. businesses exist because they provide an actual useful product versus businesses exist to extract dollars from consumers in order to report neverending growth
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the tragedy of gollum is that if someone had bought him an air fryer he would have started eating regular food and become normal within a couple of days
December 4, 2025 at 11:58 AM
the tragedy of gollum is that if someone had bought him an air fryer he would have started eating regular food and become normal within a couple of days
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step one: idea for meta verse
step two: rename Facebook to meta
step three: a hundred billion dollars to make metaverse
step four: everybody makes fun of you
step five: cancel metaverse
step two: rename Facebook to meta
step three: a hundred billion dollars to make metaverse
step four: everybody makes fun of you
step five: cancel metaverse
Meta Platforms is planning cuts to the metaverse—an arena Mark Zuckerberg once called the future of the company—and will shift spending to AI wearables.
Meta Plans to Shift Spending Away From the Metaverse
Zuckerberg’s bet on immersive online worlds has lost the company more than $77 billion since 2020.
on.wsj.com
December 5, 2025 at 12:23 AM
step one: idea for meta verse
step two: rename Facebook to meta
step three: a hundred billion dollars to make metaverse
step four: everybody makes fun of you
step five: cancel metaverse
step two: rename Facebook to meta
step three: a hundred billion dollars to make metaverse
step four: everybody makes fun of you
step five: cancel metaverse
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losing my mind at the 25% of GOP voters who think most Italian Americans are "more loyal to a foreign country than to the United States."
December 4, 2025 at 9:00 PM
losing my mind at the 25% of GOP voters who think most Italian Americans are "more loyal to a foreign country than to the United States."
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Halos suit jacks him off
December 3, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Halos suit jacks him off
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Valve and Nintendo will collaborate on “absolutely nothing” later today.
There will be “no details, whatsoever” announced because, as my source puts it, “They literally aren't doing anything together. Stop messaging me.”
It remains to be seen what - if anything - this collaboration is about.
There will be “no details, whatsoever” announced because, as my source puts it, “They literally aren't doing anything together. Stop messaging me.”
It remains to be seen what - if anything - this collaboration is about.
December 4, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Valve and Nintendo will collaborate on “absolutely nothing” later today.
There will be “no details, whatsoever” announced because, as my source puts it, “They literally aren't doing anything together. Stop messaging me.”
It remains to be seen what - if anything - this collaboration is about.
There will be “no details, whatsoever” announced because, as my source puts it, “They literally aren't doing anything together. Stop messaging me.”
It remains to be seen what - if anything - this collaboration is about.
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Commission Pricelist!!!
Hello! I am a Magic: The Gathering Card Alterist!
I've painted Thousands of Alters for Clients All over the world!
I paint Primarily using Acrylics and All alters are one of a Kind and Hand painted!
Check Replies for MORE Examples of my work!
Hello! I am a Magic: The Gathering Card Alterist!
I've painted Thousands of Alters for Clients All over the world!
I paint Primarily using Acrylics and All alters are one of a Kind and Hand painted!
Check Replies for MORE Examples of my work!
December 3, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Commission Pricelist!!!
Hello! I am a Magic: The Gathering Card Alterist!
I've painted Thousands of Alters for Clients All over the world!
I paint Primarily using Acrylics and All alters are one of a Kind and Hand painted!
Check Replies for MORE Examples of my work!
Hello! I am a Magic: The Gathering Card Alterist!
I've painted Thousands of Alters for Clients All over the world!
I paint Primarily using Acrylics and All alters are one of a Kind and Hand painted!
Check Replies for MORE Examples of my work!
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Axle-otter
December 3, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Axle-otter
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interviewer: where do you see yourself in 5 years?
me: [picturing a bleak post-apocalyptic landscape in which i compete with my neighbors for scraps of food] management
me: [picturing a bleak post-apocalyptic landscape in which i compete with my neighbors for scraps of food] management
December 2, 2025 at 5:43 PM
interviewer: where do you see yourself in 5 years?
me: [picturing a bleak post-apocalyptic landscape in which i compete with my neighbors for scraps of food] management
me: [picturing a bleak post-apocalyptic landscape in which i compete with my neighbors for scraps of food] management
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People are crying censorship, but I feel this doesn’t go far enough. All horses should be banned. Disgusting creatures. Too big. Too hard.
Horror game Horses removed from Epic Games Store, too: aftermath.site/horses-steam-e...
December 3, 2025 at 7:09 PM
People are crying censorship, but I feel this doesn’t go far enough. All horses should be banned. Disgusting creatures. Too big. Too hard.
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whenever a reviewer lingers on something I don't really care about, I just think "ah well they clearly care a lot about it" and I just kinda skim through it, because I'm an adult
December 4, 2025 at 3:10 AM
whenever a reviewer lingers on something I don't really care about, I just think "ah well they clearly care a lot about it" and I just kinda skim through it, because I'm an adult
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"You, my own parents! YOU ABANDONED US!!!"
The Code Geass dub is absolutely goated.
The Code Geass dub is absolutely goated.
December 3, 2025 at 8:32 PM
"You, my own parents! YOU ABANDONED US!!!"
The Code Geass dub is absolutely goated.
The Code Geass dub is absolutely goated.
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taking a cute girl to the zoo and going “that’s you” at every animal exhibit.
December 3, 2025 at 11:21 PM
taking a cute girl to the zoo and going “that’s you” at every animal exhibit.
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every time i hear "banned horses" the back of my brain hopefully insists that uma musume has been pulled from storefronts and all the wretched horse women thereof have been summarily executed. so as you can imagine games bsky has been a source of disappointment lately
December 3, 2025 at 6:08 PM
every time i hear "banned horses" the back of my brain hopefully insists that uma musume has been pulled from storefronts and all the wretched horse women thereof have been summarily executed. so as you can imagine games bsky has been a source of disappointment lately
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Every organization is vulnerable somewhere. The larger they are, the more tender spots they have.
Disrupt their events. Drive negative press coverage. Damage their reputations. Compel your organizations and institutions to sever ties with them.
Be a hornet - sting where they are vulnerable.
Disrupt their events. Drive negative press coverage. Damage their reputations. Compel your organizations and institutions to sever ties with them.
Be a hornet - sting where they are vulnerable.
Here in Boston, we’ve made it more costly for Fenway to abandon trans youth and trans adults by protesting in front of their clinic, by severing ties with them, and by disrupting their gala and public events.
I suggest local activists elsewhere investigate similar potentials for disruption.
I suggest local activists elsewhere investigate similar potentials for disruption.
As a matter of survival, our response must be to make it as costly as we can, as ugly and as reputationally damaging and as expensive as we are able to - to abandon and sacrifice trans people.
To keep it from being an easy, simple bottom line decision to drive us out of public life.
To keep it from being an easy, simple bottom line decision to drive us out of public life.
December 3, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Every organization is vulnerable somewhere. The larger they are, the more tender spots they have.
Disrupt their events. Drive negative press coverage. Damage their reputations. Compel your organizations and institutions to sever ties with them.
Be a hornet - sting where they are vulnerable.
Disrupt their events. Drive negative press coverage. Damage their reputations. Compel your organizations and institutions to sever ties with them.
Be a hornet - sting where they are vulnerable.
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baldur’s gate 3 made d&d 5e combat *almost* tolerable by automating every single mechanic that does not directly involve player choice and it’s still where that game grinds to a halt and frequently ruins its pacing
December 3, 2025 at 10:51 PM
baldur’s gate 3 made d&d 5e combat *almost* tolerable by automating every single mechanic that does not directly involve player choice and it’s still where that game grinds to a halt and frequently ruins its pacing
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Adults should have to pass a basic comprehension test before being allowed to fly.
"Empty your pockets" means all your pockets, of everything, you dingus.
On that note, airport AMA anyone?
"Empty your pockets" means all your pockets, of everything, you dingus.
On that note, airport AMA anyone?
December 3, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Adults should have to pass a basic comprehension test before being allowed to fly.
"Empty your pockets" means all your pockets, of everything, you dingus.
On that note, airport AMA anyone?
"Empty your pockets" means all your pockets, of everything, you dingus.
On that note, airport AMA anyone?
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period tracker app doing a Wrapped
December 4, 2025 at 12:03 AM
period tracker app doing a Wrapped
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December 3, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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As a pornographer myself, I feel... weird about creators who make distinctions between porn and other adult/sexual content. If you defend porn, your work will ALSO be defended. Don't be afraid to get down in the mud with us. You're gonna end up here anyway.
there is plenty of sexual content on steam. the problem isn't that valve is denying sexual content (though, as a near-monopoly, that would also be a problem) it's that valve is denying specifically sexual content that is non-pornographic, most notably in the horror genre.
It's pretty clear everyone would rather strawman me than have an actual conversation.
The content in Horses is sexual and well within Valve's right to say it violates their sexual content policies.
Horses has every right to exist. Valve has every right not to distribute it.
The content in Horses is sexual and well within Valve's right to say it violates their sexual content policies.
Horses has every right to exist. Valve has every right not to distribute it.
December 3, 2025 at 7:55 PM
As a pornographer myself, I feel... weird about creators who make distinctions between porn and other adult/sexual content. If you defend porn, your work will ALSO be defended. Don't be afraid to get down in the mud with us. You're gonna end up here anyway.