Telaryn
@telaryn.bsky.social
Reminder that I am not the Telaryn you knew in college. I am the Raven you knew in college, who evolved into Fandom Telaryn!
"You light the flame, we give you ashes. You rig the game, we bring the masses." Spark - Poor Man's Poison
"You light the flame, we give you ashes. You rig the game, we bring the masses." Spark - Poor Man's Poison
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Epstein survivors released an incredible ad during the Super Bowl.
February 9, 2026 at 1:49 AM
Epstein survivors released an incredible ad during the Super Bowl.
Just spent two plus hours talking my upstairs neighbor down from a three day anxiety attack. Her practice was sold, so she got a new doctor who is FULL ON MAHA. Told my neighbor that her first priority was going to be weening K off the maintenance dose of Xanax she's been on for the past 20 years.
February 9, 2026 at 12:27 AM
Just spent two plus hours talking my upstairs neighbor down from a three day anxiety attack. Her practice was sold, so she got a new doctor who is FULL ON MAHA. Told my neighbor that her first priority was going to be weening K off the maintenance dose of Xanax she's been on for the past 20 years.
Sunday afternoon, windows open, perfect weather, cats all wanting pets...I don't think I can be blamed for that nap sneaking up on me.
February 8, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Sunday afternoon, windows open, perfect weather, cats all wanting pets...I don't think I can be blamed for that nap sneaking up on me.
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His stage name is BAD BUNNY... a bad-ass artist and honey-of-a-Bunny. His given name is Benito Antonio Martínez Ocasio. He is a handsome 31-year-old American citizen. Make no mistake. 1917: The Jones Act grants U.S. citizenship to all Puerto Ricans. I'll be watching... I'm a huge fan!
February 8, 2026 at 3:46 AM
His stage name is BAD BUNNY... a bad-ass artist and honey-of-a-Bunny. His given name is Benito Antonio Martínez Ocasio. He is a handsome 31-year-old American citizen. Make no mistake. 1917: The Jones Act grants U.S. citizenship to all Puerto Ricans. I'll be watching... I'm a huge fan!
JEE-BUS! Just listened to "Spark" by Poor Man's Poison. "You light the flame, we give you ashes. You rig the game, we bring the masses."
This is why art - REAL ART MADE BY REAL HUMANS - matters so much. So many people seen and memorialized in these lyrics.
Moment perfectly met, gentlemen.
This is why art - REAL ART MADE BY REAL HUMANS - matters so much. So many people seen and memorialized in these lyrics.
Moment perfectly met, gentlemen.
February 7, 2026 at 7:37 PM
JEE-BUS! Just listened to "Spark" by Poor Man's Poison. "You light the flame, we give you ashes. You rig the game, we bring the masses."
This is why art - REAL ART MADE BY REAL HUMANS - matters so much. So many people seen and memorialized in these lyrics.
Moment perfectly met, gentlemen.
This is why art - REAL ART MADE BY REAL HUMANS - matters so much. So many people seen and memorialized in these lyrics.
Moment perfectly met, gentlemen.
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What do you MEAN Poor Man's Poison put out three new songs three months ago and I only just found out about them today.
🎵You light the flame, we'll give you ashes
You rig the game, we'll bring the masses
When everything you've built collapses
When all is said and done
We'll see who's really won🎵
🎵You light the flame, we'll give you ashes
You rig the game, we'll bring the masses
When everything you've built collapses
When all is said and done
We'll see who's really won🎵
Spark
YouTube video by Poor Man's Poison - Topic
youtu.be
February 6, 2026 at 1:31 PM
What do you MEAN Poor Man's Poison put out three new songs three months ago and I only just found out about them today.
🎵You light the flame, we'll give you ashes
You rig the game, we'll bring the masses
When everything you've built collapses
When all is said and done
We'll see who's really won🎵
🎵You light the flame, we'll give you ashes
You rig the game, we'll bring the masses
When everything you've built collapses
When all is said and done
We'll see who's really won🎵
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I heard a loud thump and found this:
February 5, 2026 at 11:37 PM
I heard a loud thump and found this:
INTERNET FREAKING ARCHIVE, BABY!!!! Just found PDFs of half a dozen forty plus year old LOST fanfics of mine!!!!!!
February 4, 2026 at 11:36 PM
INTERNET FREAKING ARCHIVE, BABY!!!! Just found PDFs of half a dozen forty plus year old LOST fanfics of mine!!!!!!
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I am tired of bending into knots to understand the evolution and motivation and pathos of men who hurt people.
There's a line from a Doubleclicks song that I come back to:
"I don’t care if you are happy now
I just hope that you are victimless"
There's a line from a Doubleclicks song that I come back to:
"I don’t care if you are happy now
I just hope that you are victimless"
February 4, 2026 at 9:11 PM
I am tired of bending into knots to understand the evolution and motivation and pathos of men who hurt people.
There's a line from a Doubleclicks song that I come back to:
"I don’t care if you are happy now
I just hope that you are victimless"
There's a line from a Doubleclicks song that I come back to:
"I don’t care if you are happy now
I just hope that you are victimless"
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Hey @schumer.senate.gov please tell me EXACTLY what a body cam is gone do for this baby girl.
Put it in record . Because I want it read at your reckoning
Put it in record . Because I want it read at your reckoning
Elizabeth is a Columbia Heights fourth-grader who loves volleyball, learning English and giggling in the halls with her friends. She's been held in the Dilley Immigration Processing Center for nearly a month, and she and her mom have both fallen ill. sahanjournal.com/education/co...
Sick fourth-grader among 4 Columbia Heights students held by ICE
Columbia Heights Public Schools says four students remain detained by ICE after Liam’s return, including 10-year-old Elizabeth, who has fallen ill.
sahanjournal.com
February 4, 2026 at 12:14 AM
Hey @schumer.senate.gov please tell me EXACTLY what a body cam is gone do for this baby girl.
Put it in record . Because I want it read at your reckoning
Put it in record . Because I want it read at your reckoning
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okay but democratic voters want to abolish ICE and prosecute everyone who works for it, so
Democrats want commonsense reform for ICE:
End the roving patrols and racial profiling.
Take accountability and abide by the same rules as local police.
Masks need to come off, body cameras need to stay on—no secret police in the United States of America.
End the roving patrols and racial profiling.
Take accountability and abide by the same rules as local police.
Masks need to come off, body cameras need to stay on—no secret police in the United States of America.
February 4, 2026 at 4:29 AM
okay but democratic voters want to abolish ICE and prosecute everyone who works for it, so
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Florida’s Surgeon General wants to end vaccine requirements, but we can do something about it.
As Governor, I’ll fire the Surgeon General on Day One. Let's bring back science, data, math, and support public health throughout our state. Join us!
As Governor, I’ll fire the Surgeon General on Day One. Let's bring back science, data, math, and support public health throughout our state. Join us!
February 3, 2026 at 11:24 PM
Florida’s Surgeon General wants to end vaccine requirements, but we can do something about it.
As Governor, I’ll fire the Surgeon General on Day One. Let's bring back science, data, math, and support public health throughout our state. Join us!
As Governor, I’ll fire the Surgeon General on Day One. Let's bring back science, data, math, and support public health throughout our state. Join us!
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Someone said Republicans are school shooters and Democrats are the Uvalde cops and man…
Democrats want commonsense reform for ICE:
End the roving patrols and racial profiling.
Take accountability and abide by the same rules as local police.
Masks need to come off, body cameras need to stay on—no secret police in the United States of America.
End the roving patrols and racial profiling.
Take accountability and abide by the same rules as local police.
Masks need to come off, body cameras need to stay on—no secret police in the United States of America.
February 3, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Someone said Republicans are school shooters and Democrats are the Uvalde cops and man…
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Neil Gaiman should never be readmitted to polite society. A man with that much money and power, actively putting up a smokescreen of progressivism to conceal his predation, can never be trusted.
February 2, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Neil Gaiman should never be readmitted to polite society. A man with that much money and power, actively putting up a smokescreen of progressivism to conceal his predation, can never be trusted.
Mother's side: Fortune and Glory!
Father's side: "I love you, but I don't want to be a small-town farmer for the rest of our lives."
Father's side: "I love you, but I don't want to be a small-town farmer for the rest of our lives."
Genuinely curious: If your family is American, what brought them here?
Mine: religious nuttery & primogeniture
Mine: religious nuttery & primogeniture
February 3, 2026 at 1:00 PM
Mother's side: Fortune and Glory!
Father's side: "I love you, but I don't want to be a small-town farmer for the rest of our lives."
Father's side: "I love you, but I don't want to be a small-town farmer for the rest of our lives."
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Dem leadership for generations: no you fool, you infant. It is a process. It takes time and political capital and expertise, it's-
Mamdani, dusting off his hands: fixed it
Dem leadership: what do you mean you fixed it
Mamdani: Just had to unplug it.
Mamdani, dusting off his hands: fixed it
Dem leadership: what do you mean you fixed it
Mamdani: Just had to unplug it.
February 3, 2026 at 4:03 AM
Dem leadership for generations: no you fool, you infant. It is a process. It takes time and political capital and expertise, it's-
Mamdani, dusting off his hands: fixed it
Dem leadership: what do you mean you fixed it
Mamdani: Just had to unplug it.
Mamdani, dusting off his hands: fixed it
Dem leadership: what do you mean you fixed it
Mamdani: Just had to unplug it.
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Dem leadership: changing this is a difficult process, you fool. You rube. You utter infant. Give us between $5 and $50
Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it
Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it
February 3, 2026 at 4:05 AM
Dem leadership: changing this is a difficult process, you fool. You rube. You utter infant. Give us between $5 and $50
Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it
Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it
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Context: collecting Skymiles to fly people home who were kidnapped in Minnesota and released in Texas.
Okay! This has already inspired a bunch of DMs, so I made a page on the website. If you have 50,000+ Skymiles and would be willing to book flights to get someone home, please fill this out.
Donate Your Skymiles — Stand With Minnesota
Donate your Delta Skymiles to get people home from Texas
www.standwithminnesota.com
February 2, 2026 at 10:22 PM
Context: collecting Skymiles to fly people home who were kidnapped in Minnesota and released in Texas.
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I'm sorry I know there's a bigger thing going on here with racism but I am getting stuck on the idea that Lupita Nyong'o supposedly isn't qualified to play Helen of Troy because have you seen that woman
The woke scolds are trying to make this about racism. But Musk is right. It's about historical and scientific integrity. When the God of Thunder disguises himself as a swan to seduce and fuck a queen and the resulting baby hatches from an egg, *of course* the baby will be white. It's just science.
Elon Musk claims Christopher Nolan has lost ‘integrity’ over The Odyssey casting
Lupita Nyong’o is reportedly set to play Helen of Troy in Nolan’s upcoming adaptation of Homer’s epic poem
www.independent.co.uk
February 2, 2026 at 8:27 PM
I'm sorry I know there's a bigger thing going on here with racism but I am getting stuck on the idea that Lupita Nyong'o supposedly isn't qualified to play Helen of Troy because have you seen that woman
Re: pedophile vs ephebophile - I feel like I need to post words of wisdom from Josh Johnson in response to Megyn Kelly:
“Ma'am, everyone knows there's a big difference between a 15-year-old and a 5-year old. But everyone also knows there's never a good reason to be talking about that difference”
“Ma'am, everyone knows there's a big difference between a 15-year-old and a 5-year old. But everyone also knows there's never a good reason to be talking about that difference”
February 2, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Re: pedophile vs ephebophile - I feel like I need to post words of wisdom from Josh Johnson in response to Megyn Kelly:
“Ma'am, everyone knows there's a big difference between a 15-year-old and a 5-year old. But everyone also knows there's never a good reason to be talking about that difference”
“Ma'am, everyone knows there's a big difference between a 15-year-old and a 5-year old. But everyone also knows there's never a good reason to be talking about that difference”
This right here is why I'm as far left as I am. It never even occurs to this dingus how ridiculous it is to destroy what quality of life we have left to off-set a debt driven by tax cuts to the 1%.
Dr Oz: "If we could get the average American to start working a year earlier, right out of high school, or a year later -- not retire -- or work better during their lifetime because they're healthy, it would generate about $3 trillion to the US economy. That would more than remove the debt."
February 2, 2026 at 7:23 PM
This right here is why I'm as far left as I am. It never even occurs to this dingus how ridiculous it is to destroy what quality of life we have left to off-set a debt driven by tax cuts to the 1%.
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ICYMI, Gai*man is slinking out of the shadows and posting again, trying to scuttle his way back into the public's good graces.
Please take care of yourselves, believe women, believe survivors, and fuck that guy.
Please take care of yourselves, believe women, believe survivors, and fuck that guy.
February 2, 2026 at 7:03 PM
ICYMI, Gai*man is slinking out of the shadows and posting again, trying to scuttle his way back into the public's good graces.
Please take care of yourselves, believe women, believe survivors, and fuck that guy.
Please take care of yourselves, believe women, believe survivors, and fuck that guy.
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America can be a land of whiteness or a land of freedom, but it can't be both.
February 2, 2026 at 1:59 PM
America can be a land of whiteness or a land of freedom, but it can't be both.
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Thinking about whoever said that by accepting a meal from people and then arresting them ICE agents broke a cultural taboo that was invented by, like, the first humans to set up a tent
February 1, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Thinking about whoever said that by accepting a meal from people and then arresting them ICE agents broke a cultural taboo that was invented by, like, the first humans to set up a tent