Telaryn
@telaryn.bsky.social
Reminder that I am not the Telaryn you knew in college. I am the Raven you knew in college, who evolved into Fandom Telaryn!
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EVERY. WHERE.
THERE IS NO EARTHLY REASON ALDIS HODGE ISNT EVERYWHERE
December 19, 2025 at 5:35 AM
EVERY. WHERE.
Fuck everyone too blind to see the joy in a person being allowed to live as their true, authentic self. I no longer feel sorry for you missing out on being able to witness such magic.
You chose to miss out. And then you decided the rest of us needed to miss out too.
Fuck you right into the sun.
You chose to miss out. And then you decided the rest of us needed to miss out too.
Fuck you right into the sun.
December 18, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Fuck everyone too blind to see the joy in a person being allowed to live as their true, authentic self. I no longer feel sorry for you missing out on being able to witness such magic.
You chose to miss out. And then you decided the rest of us needed to miss out too.
Fuck you right into the sun.
You chose to miss out. And then you decided the rest of us needed to miss out too.
Fuck you right into the sun.
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"oh we have to be fair about gen AI" no I don't. destroy it. leave no trace behind. shun every person who uses it even a little bit.
December 18, 2025 at 7:46 PM
"oh we have to be fair about gen AI" no I don't. destroy it. leave no trace behind. shun every person who uses it even a little bit.
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am I on fucking drugs or is he proposing The Hunger Games
Trump announces an "unprecedented four-day athletic event" with "one young man and one young woman from each state and territory"
December 18, 2025 at 5:25 PM
am I on fucking drugs or is he proposing The Hunger Games
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I don't know why but I feel like we all could use this tonight.
You know the rules. See it, repost it.
Tagging @angryblacklady.blacksky.app cause it makes her smile
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Brq-...
You know the rules. See it, repost it.
Tagging @angryblacklady.blacksky.app cause it makes her smile
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Brq-...
Tom Holland's "Umbrella" | Lip Sync Battle
YouTube video by Comedy Central Asia
www.youtube.com
December 18, 2025 at 3:07 AM
I don't know why but I feel like we all could use this tonight.
You know the rules. See it, repost it.
Tagging @angryblacklady.blacksky.app cause it makes her smile
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Brq-...
You know the rules. See it, repost it.
Tagging @angryblacklady.blacksky.app cause it makes her smile
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Brq-...
I want to live in the post "The Long Goodbye Job" world where Parker, Hardison and Eliot punished all the assholes who brought about the 2008 crash.
Then I wouldn't be sitting here reading such a blatantly stupid lie.
Then I wouldn't be sitting here reading such a blatantly stupid lie.
Bessent: "These 2008, 2009, 2010 financial rules were too tight. They hamstrung the American financial system. It was time for a change ... we have to take the financial system out of this straitjacket ... the regulated system is too constrained."
December 16, 2025 at 1:35 PM
I want to live in the post "The Long Goodbye Job" world where Parker, Hardison and Eliot punished all the assholes who brought about the 2008 crash.
Then I wouldn't be sitting here reading such a blatantly stupid lie.
Then I wouldn't be sitting here reading such a blatantly stupid lie.
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my name is cow
and wen its nite
and when a star
is shiyning brite
and three wise men
give me the nod
i walk up close
I lik the God
and wen its nite
and when a star
is shiyning brite
and three wise men
give me the nod
i walk up close
I lik the God
December 15, 2025 at 2:24 AM
my name is cow
and wen its nite
and when a star
is shiyning brite
and three wise men
give me the nod
i walk up close
I lik the God
and wen its nite
and when a star
is shiyning brite
and three wise men
give me the nod
i walk up close
I lik the God
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Mel Brooks having to bury Rob Reiner is against all laws of nature and I’m not ok about it
December 15, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Mel Brooks having to bury Rob Reiner is against all laws of nature and I’m not ok about it
Everything aches after two nights without CPAP mask and one Saturday on the job site.
Replacement mask is here, though, and it is taking everything I have not to go to bed NOW.
Replacement mask is here, though, and it is taking everything I have not to go to bed NOW.
December 13, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Everything aches after two nights without CPAP mask and one Saturday on the job site.
Replacement mask is here, though, and it is taking everything I have not to go to bed NOW.
Replacement mask is here, though, and it is taking everything I have not to go to bed NOW.
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The imaginary "protect Bill Clinton at all costs" wing of the Democratic Party remains imaginary.
December 12, 2025 at 7:08 PM
The imaginary "protect Bill Clinton at all costs" wing of the Democratic Party remains imaginary.
All alone on an unlit job site and the generator won’t fire up.
Sun won’t be up for another 40 minutes, give or take.
How’s YOUR Saturday going?
Sun won’t be up for another 40 minutes, give or take.
How’s YOUR Saturday going?
December 13, 2025 at 11:19 AM
All alone on an unlit job site and the generator won’t fire up.
Sun won’t be up for another 40 minutes, give or take.
How’s YOUR Saturday going?
Sun won’t be up for another 40 minutes, give or take.
How’s YOUR Saturday going?
Seal failed on the entire left side of my CPAP mask last night, and I can't get a replacement until tomorrow.
Last night sucked, and tonight's likely to be worse.
Last night sucked, and tonight's likely to be worse.
December 12, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Seal failed on the entire left side of my CPAP mask last night, and I can't get a replacement until tomorrow.
Last night sucked, and tonight's likely to be worse.
Last night sucked, and tonight's likely to be worse.
This, plus the fact that the subjects in the original picture helped make things that arguably made the country better and moved us forward.
These guys don't make ANYTHING worthwhile and are going to actively drag us backward.
These guys don't make ANYTHING worthwhile and are going to actively drag us backward.
I guess it's fitting that it's a reimagined, worse version of someone else's artwork
December 12, 2025 at 11:15 AM
This, plus the fact that the subjects in the original picture helped make things that arguably made the country better and moved us forward.
These guys don't make ANYTHING worthwhile and are going to actively drag us backward.
These guys don't make ANYTHING worthwhile and are going to actively drag us backward.
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the apparently revolutionary idea that people in power should suffer consequences for bald-faced lying
December 11, 2025 at 4:54 PM
the apparently revolutionary idea that people in power should suffer consequences for bald-faced lying
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MAGAZINER: How many veterans have you deported?
NOEM: We haven't deported veterans
MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
NOEM: We haven't deported veterans
MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
December 11, 2025 at 4:22 PM
MAGAZINER: How many veterans have you deported?
NOEM: We haven't deported veterans
MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
NOEM: We haven't deported veterans
MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
I experienced a white chocolate, caramel and chai dessert fondue last night.
Oh. My. Gods. I can die happy. Very rarely do I describe food as "transformative", but...yeah.
Oh. My. Gods. I can die happy. Very rarely do I describe food as "transformative", but...yeah.
December 11, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I experienced a white chocolate, caramel and chai dessert fondue last night.
Oh. My. Gods. I can die happy. Very rarely do I describe food as "transformative", but...yeah.
Oh. My. Gods. I can die happy. Very rarely do I describe food as "transformative", but...yeah.
I didn't think I could still swoon at this stage of my life, but DAYUM.
“I am so bored by AI. One of the things I love about the theatre is AI can’t do it.”
Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
December 10, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I didn't think I could still swoon at this stage of my life, but DAYUM.
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Florida needs to be a place that welcomes immigrants but cleans up corruption, starting with the Governor and legislators in Tallahassee.
December 10, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Florida needs to be a place that welcomes immigrants but cleans up corruption, starting with the Governor and legislators in Tallahassee.
Textbook "You can't fire me, I quit!" energy.
Breaking news: Alina Habba, President Trump’s embattled pick for top federal prosecutor in New Jersey, announced that she will step down after a federal appeals court ruled that she had been serving in the role unlawfully.
Alina Habba, Trump’s embattled New Jersey prosecutor, says she will leave role
In a statement, Habba said she resigned “to protect the stability and integrity of the office which I love.”
wapo.st
December 8, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Textbook "You can't fire me, I quit!" energy.
Quintessentially 2025, when somebody reskeets something from the monsters at DHS and your brain treats it showing up on your timeline exactly like a jump-scare.
December 8, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Quintessentially 2025, when somebody reskeets something from the monsters at DHS and your brain treats it showing up on your timeline exactly like a jump-scare.
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Enough grift and graft and corruption and giveaways. It’s time for a water district board and a public service commission that values data and science.
December 8, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Enough grift and graft and corruption and giveaways. It’s time for a water district board and a public service commission that values data and science.
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Congressional investigations are likely the ONLY accountability this administration will face. Bondi won't arrest anyone. US officials can't be tried at the Hague. And even if we get a new AG in 2029, Trump is going to pardon everyone. These midterms are crucial for accountability.
December 8, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Congressional investigations are likely the ONLY accountability this administration will face. Bondi won't arrest anyone. US officials can't be tried at the Hague. And even if we get a new AG in 2029, Trump is going to pardon everyone. These midterms are crucial for accountability.
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My teenage cat's first encounter with the "safe" (ie, replaceable) Nativity scene:
"This one has wings - let's see if it can fly!"
::mouse angel arcs into the air::
And people think I should go ahead and put up the antique set...smh
"This one has wings - let's see if it can fly!"
::mouse angel arcs into the air::
And people think I should go ahead and put up the antique set...smh
December 7, 2025 at 2:01 PM
My teenage cat's first encounter with the "safe" (ie, replaceable) Nativity scene:
"This one has wings - let's see if it can fly!"
::mouse angel arcs into the air::
And people think I should go ahead and put up the antique set...smh
"This one has wings - let's see if it can fly!"
::mouse angel arcs into the air::
And people think I should go ahead and put up the antique set...smh
Yeah, under the best of circumstances the Winter Holiday decorating around here is next level…
December 7, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Yeah, under the best of circumstances the Winter Holiday decorating around here is next level…