Chris Haley (the)
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The #1 movie when I was 10 years old was Superman II, a film in which a narcissistic tyrant assumes control of the United States, slaps his likeness all over it, even wrecks the White House. Near the end his hand gets fucked up. After that he gets kicked into a hole and goes to jail so here's hopin'
December 19, 2025 at 10:17 PM
The #1 movie when I was 10 years old was Superman II, a film in which a narcissistic tyrant assumes control of the United States, slaps his likeness all over it, even wrecks the White House. Near the end his hand gets fucked up. After that he gets kicked into a hole and goes to jail so here's hopin'
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"Oh my godddd okay so you don't like genAI because it steals from artists, makes processes slower, creates more work for underpaid employees, is supported by data centers that are poisoning Black communities, doesn't even look good, and no one asked for it, but do you have to be so MEAN about it"
December 19, 2025 at 3:48 PM
"Oh my godddd okay so you don't like genAI because it steals from artists, makes processes slower, creates more work for underpaid employees, is supported by data centers that are poisoning Black communities, doesn't even look good, and no one asked for it, but do you have to be so MEAN about it"
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It's that ❄️magical season❄️ again! What could be happening this week, you ask? That's correct, it is the release of the seventh issue of my comic book SLEEP! With a high-concept variant cover by the incredible Kevin Cannon and an incomprehensible Youngblood tie-in variant by me! On sale Wed 12/24!
December 22, 2025 at 9:26 PM
It's that ❄️magical season❄️ again! What could be happening this week, you ask? That's correct, it is the release of the seventh issue of my comic book SLEEP! With a high-concept variant cover by the incredible Kevin Cannon and an incomprehensible Youngblood tie-in variant by me! On sale Wed 12/24!
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Since the last time I posted this, I shut down the Twitter account hosting the original, so here it is again. From my incomplete list of 500 Great Superman Family stories:
Are you familiar with director Frank Capra’s iconic Christmas film “It’s A Wonderful Life” (1946)? Let me walk you through it…
Are you familiar with director Frank Capra’s iconic Christmas film “It’s A Wonderful Life” (1946)? Let me walk you through it…
December 23, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Since the last time I posted this, I shut down the Twitter account hosting the original, so here it is again. From my incomplete list of 500 Great Superman Family stories:
Are you familiar with director Frank Capra’s iconic Christmas film “It’s A Wonderful Life” (1946)? Let me walk you through it…
Are you familiar with director Frank Capra’s iconic Christmas film “It’s A Wonderful Life” (1946)? Let me walk you through it…
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Merry Christmas! Please enjoy the opening to this Japanese Christmas concert special that I watch every year.
As far as I can tell, this has otherwise been scrubbed from the internet
As far as I can tell, this has otherwise been scrubbed from the internet
December 25, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Merry Christmas! Please enjoy the opening to this Japanese Christmas concert special that I watch every year.
As far as I can tell, this has otherwise been scrubbed from the internet
As far as I can tell, this has otherwise been scrubbed from the internet
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This is the compromise? This is the bipartisanship? This is the civility? This is the return to normalcy? This is the price of winning? WHAT WILL YOU HAVE WON
Here are the 28 Dem Senators who voted to advance the first federal ban on trans athletes & a federal definition of sex that would make trans & intersex people non-existent: Angela Alsobrooks (MD), Tammy Baldwin (WI), Richard Blumenthal (CT), Lisa Blunt Rochester (DE), Chris Coons (DE), ->
By a vote of 76-23, S 1071 passes the motion to proceed to the motion to concur. Won't know who voted for this until the roll call is uploaded, but safe to say it passed with the support of at least 24 members of the Democratic caucus. (Rand Paul probably voted nay and Steve Daines has been absent).
December 16, 2025 at 9:28 AM
This is the compromise? This is the bipartisanship? This is the civility? This is the return to normalcy? This is the price of winning? WHAT WILL YOU HAVE WON
Happy birthday to the big man.
Brodie Lee Forever.
Brodie Lee Forever.
December 16, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Happy birthday to the big man.
Brodie Lee Forever.
Brodie Lee Forever.
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I will NEVER vote for a politician who votes for anti-trans legislation. Never. I don't care who it is, it's a dead issue. Move on. If my vote is so important to the future of democracy they should have thought of that before they voted to exterminate my child.
December 16, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I will NEVER vote for a politician who votes for anti-trans legislation. Never. I don't care who it is, it's a dead issue. Move on. If my vote is so important to the future of democracy they should have thought of that before they voted to exterminate my child.
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They're not trying to get you hooked, they're banking on the NEXT generation getting hooked, or being born into a world where they don't know any different. AI is a long-term gamble.
"All of this falls apart if humans don't adopt the tech. This is why you've seen Meta cram its lame chatbots into WhatsApp and Instagram. This is why Notepad and Paint now have useless Copilot buttons on Windows. This is why Google Gemini wants to "help you" read and reply to your emails."
Analysis: OpenAI is a loss-making machine, how can it survive?
Don't call it a bubble! Loss-making monster OpenAI is on the hook for $1.4 trillion (with a T) in compute commitments. How can this go on?
www.windowscentral.com
December 2, 2025 at 11:39 AM
They're not trying to get you hooked, they're banking on the NEXT generation getting hooked, or being born into a world where they don't know any different. AI is a long-term gamble.
I just backed @robertwilsoniv.bsky.social's Dreamhouse: An Existential Suspense Graphic Novella on @kickstarter.com www.kickstarter.com/projects/rob...
Dreamhouse: An Existential Suspense Graphic Novella
A couple is challenged with a test of their relationship and survival in the form of a mid century modern house.
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December 2, 2025 at 7:30 PM
I just backed @robertwilsoniv.bsky.social's Dreamhouse: An Existential Suspense Graphic Novella on @kickstarter.com www.kickstarter.com/projects/rob...
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As far as I'm aware, no superhero has a rogues gallery quite as consistently *bald* as Superman's ferocious flock of follicly-challenged foes. Dozens of chrome-domed criminals have made Superman the ire of their depilated deviousness over the decades, so let's meet SUPERMAN'S BALDEST FOES!
November 13, 2025 at 10:55 PM
As far as I'm aware, no superhero has a rogues gallery quite as consistently *bald* as Superman's ferocious flock of follicly-challenged foes. Dozens of chrome-domed criminals have made Superman the ire of their depilated deviousness over the decades, so let's meet SUPERMAN'S BALDEST FOES!
I know I'm dumb as hell, but it feels like I'm at least smarter than so many people who make way more money than me so I should be able to figure out something to do that makes more money
November 12, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I know I'm dumb as hell, but it feels like I'm at least smarter than so many people who make way more money than me so I should be able to figure out something to do that makes more money
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Today, we released the first episode of Season 6 of Friends on Friends and are officially halfway through our journey watching every movie starring a friend from Friends!
Going to use this opportunity to run down all the movies we've covered so far with a few thoughts on each.
Going to use this opportunity to run down all the movies we've covered so far with a few thoughts on each.
Hello to all the new followers! In case you didn't know, I host a delightful podcast with my wife called Friends on Friends where we're watching every movie featuring one of the actors from Friends in chronological order!
open.spotify.com/show/25kVJni...
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Friends on Friends
Podcast · Danielle and Jacob · Friends on Friends—a podcast where two friends review every movie starring one of the friends from Friends. Trace the careers of Courteney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudr...
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November 12, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Today, we released the first episode of Season 6 of Friends on Friends and are officially halfway through our journey watching every movie starring a friend from Friends!
Going to use this opportunity to run down all the movies we've covered so far with a few thoughts on each.
Going to use this opportunity to run down all the movies we've covered so far with a few thoughts on each.
I know that this is Play-doh that smells like butter, but you cannot tell me that it's not written like butter that smells like Play-doh
November 12, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I know that this is Play-doh that smells like butter, but you cannot tell me that it's not written like butter that smells like Play-doh
𝙃𝘼𝙋𝙋𝙔 𝙃𝘼𝙇𝙇𝙊𝙒𝙀𝙀𝙉! 🎃
October 31, 2025 at 9:11 PM
𝙃𝘼𝙋𝙋𝙔 𝙃𝘼𝙇𝙇𝙊𝙒𝙀𝙀𝙉! 🎃
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🎃It's a Halloween miracle!🎃
October 31, 2025 at 5:48 PM
🎃It's a Halloween miracle!🎃
🎃 𝕄𝕪 𝕊𝕡𝕠𝕠𝕜𝕪 𝕎𝕚𝕥𝕙 𝕊𝕦𝕡𝕖𝕣𝕞𝕒𝕟 returns for a special 🅷🅰🅻🅻🅾🆆🅴🅴🅽 episode! 🦇
Chris and Jacob have each watched a Super Friends episode about a classic horror movie monster, so gather around the campfire and listen to these tales of terror! 🔊🔗⬇️
Chris and Jacob have each watched a Super Friends episode about a classic horror movie monster, so gather around the campfire and listen to these tales of terror! 🔊🔗⬇️
October 31, 2025 at 4:52 PM
🎃 𝕄𝕪 𝕊𝕡𝕠𝕠𝕜𝕪 𝕎𝕚𝕥𝕙 𝕊𝕦𝕡𝕖𝕣𝕞𝕒𝕟 returns for a special 🅷🅰🅻🅻🅾🆆🅴🅴🅽 episode! 🦇
Chris and Jacob have each watched a Super Friends episode about a classic horror movie monster, so gather around the campfire and listen to these tales of terror! 🔊🔗⬇️
Chris and Jacob have each watched a Super Friends episode about a classic horror movie monster, so gather around the campfire and listen to these tales of terror! 🔊🔗⬇️
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So, I was listening to the "My Summer with Superman" podcast today with @thechrishaley.bsky.social and @denobel.bsky.social .
They were talking about "ping ween" but my brain thought they said "PENG-ween" and got the idea for these little doodles. I may have to go back and revisit these.
They were talking about "ping ween" but my brain thought they said "PENG-ween" and got the idea for these little doodles. I may have to go back and revisit these.
September 30, 2025 at 2:05 AM
So, I was listening to the "My Summer with Superman" podcast today with @thechrishaley.bsky.social and @denobel.bsky.social .
They were talking about "ping ween" but my brain thought they said "PENG-ween" and got the idea for these little doodles. I may have to go back and revisit these.
They were talking about "ping ween" but my brain thought they said "PENG-ween" and got the idea for these little doodles. I may have to go back and revisit these.
"A personal trainer who enjoys competing in demolition derbies" 🫡
October 10, 2025 at 1:20 AM
"A personal trainer who enjoys competing in demolition derbies" 🫡
LOOK WHAT CAME A WEEK EARLY AND ON MY ACTUAL BIRTHDAY!
September 18, 2025 at 4:39 PM
LOOK WHAT CAME A WEEK EARLY AND ON MY ACTUAL BIRTHDAY!
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Gorillaz say FREE PALESTINE
September 17, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Gorillaz say FREE PALESTINE
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Some tattoos I’ve done lately
September 18, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Some tattoos I’ve done lately
Sketching some "guy" from Superman at Memphis Comic Expo this past weekend
September 17, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Sketching some "guy" from Superman at Memphis Comic Expo this past weekend