Stanley Moon
@theholysinner.bsky.social
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Londoner Angoraphobic Old sole Spoiling for a humiliating climb-down
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trickykat.bsky.social
real shitposters only use lower case because we are anti-capitalism
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adamparkhomenko.bsky.social
Guess we know who’s gonna win the Nobel Whine Like a Bitch Prize.
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outonthemoors.bsky.social
This is why they don't let me sit near the emergency doors now
Inside of an empty passenger aircraft, with the slide fully deployed and twisted all over the place. Date on photo is 12/9/2003
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runswindows95.bsky.social
Some days, I hope the people who make political statements below obvious jokes suffer explosive diarrhea after every shower.
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dak.myatproto.social
I didn’t grow up in the wild, but I was raised by a family who used margarine containers as Tupperware.
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runoldman.bsky.social
So much to do, so little intention of doing any of it . . . going to take a nap soon.
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edsissuchamess.bsky.social
RFK claims they are “doing the studies to make the proof” about the supposed link between Tylenol and autism, which is literally the EXACT OPPOSITE of how science actually works.

Trump administration: the place on the Venn diagram where stupid overlaps with evil.

newrepublic.com/post/201562/...
RFK Jr. Admits He’ll “Make” Proof for His Bogus Tylenol Conspiracy
Trump’s health secretary finally admitted the truth about all those autism “studies” he keeps citing.
newrepublic.com
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sofarrsogud.bsky.social
Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray the Lord my soul to keep
For if I die before I wake
I pray the third Paul Blart they make.
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mollyknight.bsky.social
If your business model requires theft perhaps you should be charged with crimes.
wsj.com
Exclusive: OpenAI is planning to release a new version of its Sora video generator, which creates videos featuring copyrighted material unless copyright holders opt out of having their work appear.
OpenAI’s New Sora Video Generator to Require Copyright Holders to Opt Out
Executives at the startup notified talent agencies and studios over the last week.
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govpritzker.illinois.gov
Texas is preparing emergency resources for wildfires and floods. The Texas National Guard should be THERE — not in Illinois.

We stand ready to support their return home so they are best positioned for helping Texans respond to any natural disasters.
Abbott activates emergency resources ahead of growing wildfire threat, flood risk in Texas
With expected growing wildfire danger across Texas and the potential for a flood risk this weekend, Gov. Greg Abbott is activating more state emergency response resources Friday.
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indivisible.org
“No, Speaker Johnson — the No Kings rally on October 18 is not a hate America rally. In fact, it’s quite the contrary: It’s a love America rally.” #NoKings
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greenevillezoo.bsky.social
Our macaws are good talkers, but more importantly they're great listeners.
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doomkick.com
Your Honor, they habitually commented on posts they didn’t like or share.
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surdfish.bsky.social
At least you have your hell.
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kattsdogma.bsky.social
[other famous historic communiqués]

Paul Revere: the British are coming *wink wink*😜

Apollo 13 crew: oopsy. Houston, we have a problem😬

Patrick Henry: give me liberty or give me death KIDDING IM KIDDING😂

Ronald Reagan: mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall OW NOT THIS SECOND WAIT TILL I MOVE JFC😡
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tylerfromtheinternet.com
We gotta start thinking about things harder before sharing, you can tell this is AI right away if you already loathe AI with every fiber of your being but it's getting harder.
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kattsdogma.bsky.social
cop: license & registration, sir

magician: check this out *levitates license*

cop: i see. your license is suspended. check THIS out *$75 ticket*
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fooyoo2.bsky.social
Micro Peen Mike is as shady af🤮
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rbreich.bsky.social
Real estate investors now own about 20% of single-family homes in the country.

A big reason why home prices have skyrocketed in recent years is a lack of supply — and investors sinking their teeth into whatever is left on the market is making the problem even worse.
How Wall Street Priced You Out of a Home | Robert Reich
Robert Reich
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doomkick.com
You know that feeling when your alarm goes off, and all you want to do is pull the door back over your tomb and sleep for a couple hundred years?