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we can kill them all if we just work together and ✨believe💫
December 15, 2025 at 5:11 PM
we can kill them all if we just work together and ✨believe💫
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Shit it started with the silent generation, they asses gave us the sociopathic boomers
Worst thing Gen X and boomers did was create two generations of dumb ass lil boys who got away with being dumb ass lil boys who cant read simply because they lil boys
December 15, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Shit it started with the silent generation, they asses gave us the sociopathic boomers
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You don’t say?!?! Such a novel fucking concept. Why hasn’t anyone thought of this before?
The best way to fix Americans’ cost-of-living problem is to give workers bigger raises, Federal Reserve Chair Jerome Powell said last week | Analysis
The solution to America’s affordability problem might be broken, too | CNN Business
The best way to fix Americans’ cost-of-living problem is to give workers bigger raises, Federal Reserve Chair Jerome Powell said last week.
www.cnn.com
December 15, 2025 at 8:19 PM
You don’t say?!?! Such a novel fucking concept. Why hasn’t anyone thought of this before?
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Cold weather will have me canceling plans with myself.
December 15, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Cold weather will have me canceling plans with myself.
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Calling people who knowingly and willingly do terrible things "mentally ill" both excuses their awful behavior AND unfairly demonizes people who do struggle with legitimate mental illness.
Being an asshole is not a mental illness. Not caring about hurting others is not a mental illness.
Being an asshole is not a mental illness. Not caring about hurting others is not a mental illness.
December 15, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Calling people who knowingly and willingly do terrible things "mentally ill" both excuses their awful behavior AND unfairly demonizes people who do struggle with legitimate mental illness.
Being an asshole is not a mental illness. Not caring about hurting others is not a mental illness.
Being an asshole is not a mental illness. Not caring about hurting others is not a mental illness.
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That muthafukka BEEN this way. This the same asshole that took out an ad for the execution of the Central Park 5.
The President is not mentally ill. He’s plain old evil. Just an evil and very old white, that’s it.
I know plenty of mentally ill folks who aren’t evil in the slightest.
I know plenty of mentally ill folks who aren’t evil in the slightest.
December 15, 2025 at 6:23 PM
That muthafukka BEEN this way. This the same asshole that took out an ad for the execution of the Central Park 5.
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[Donald Trump in his casket]: They're calling it the most pissed upon grave in history. No grave has ever absorbed so much piss!
December 15, 2025 at 3:08 PM
[Donald Trump in his casket]: They're calling it the most pissed upon grave in history. No grave has ever absorbed so much piss!
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Wtf. What the actual fuck. I am genuinely distraught.
"Rob Reiner and his wife, Michele Singer Reiner, were killed by their son, Nick, multiple sources confirm to PEOPLE."
Rob Reiner and His Wife Michele Were Killed by Their Son: (Exclusive Sources)
Rob Reiner and his wife, Michele Singer Reiner, were found after first responders were called to the couple's Brentwood home at 3:30 p.m.
people.com
December 15, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Wtf. What the actual fuck. I am genuinely distraught.
This is why no one likes Libertarians. This is the bullshit they come up with in their personal freedom fantasies.
Rand Paul: "My plan is this -- let people on the Obamacare market, which is about 4% of America, a small number of people, let them buy their insurance through Costco, Sam's Club, Amazon ... "
December 14, 2025 at 11:34 PM
This is why no one likes Libertarians. This is the bullshit they come up with in their personal freedom fantasies.
Maybe this whole thing was a cry for help.
That is a *bold* choice to leave your chinstrap unbuckled at 44 years old
December 14, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Maybe this whole thing was a cry for help.
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Today in "Don't Trust AI to Tell You Facts": How several different "AI" programs messed up the simple fact of to whom I dedicated a book, and what that means for how much you should trust "AI" to tell you the truth about things (spoiler: not much at all):
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“AI”: A Dedicated Fact-Failing Machine, or, Yet Another Reason Not to Trust It For Anything
I search my name on a regular basis, not only because I am an ego monster (although I try not to pretend that I’m not) but because it’s a good way for me to find reviews, end-of-the-yea…
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December 13, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Today in "Don't Trust AI to Tell You Facts": How several different "AI" programs messed up the simple fact of to whom I dedicated a book, and what that means for how much you should trust "AI" to tell you the truth about things (spoiler: not much at all):
whatever.scalzi.com/2025/12/13/a...
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She's on her bullshit again.
Fellas, what does it mean when a woman says she has a lot going on?
December 12, 2025 at 9:53 PM
She's on her bullshit again.
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LMFAO
December 11, 2025 at 4:49 PM
LMFAO
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Old enough to remember when Republicans would put together a whole fake rationale about "human rights" or "spreading democracy" and spend months trying to convince the public to support it if they wanted to steal another country's oil.
Now they're literally just stealing a tanker full of it.
Now they're literally just stealing a tanker full of it.
December 10, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Old enough to remember when Republicans would put together a whole fake rationale about "human rights" or "spreading democracy" and spend months trying to convince the public to support it if they wanted to steal another country's oil.
Now they're literally just stealing a tanker full of it.
Now they're literally just stealing a tanker full of it.
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Starting a war to steal Venezuela's oil by literally stealing Venezuela's oil.
BREAKING: The U.S. has seized a sanctioned oil tanker off the coast of Venezuela in a major escalation between the two countries (Bloomberg)
December 10, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Starting a war to steal Venezuela's oil by literally stealing Venezuela's oil.
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We been "waiting for the old folks to die so we can stop being racist" for every single one of my 53 years. It's almost like, they pass it down generationally or something.
December 10, 2025 at 3:31 PM
We been "waiting for the old folks to die so we can stop being racist" for every single one of my 53 years. It's almost like, they pass it down generationally or something.
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My son was in preschool when Republicans first promised to have a better plan than the ACA.
He’s a sophomore in college now.
He’s a sophomore in college now.
Only had 15 years and four different Republican House speakers since ACA was passed.
Roger Marshall on Republicans replacing the ACA: "It's gonna take us a while to figure out the right way to do it"
December 10, 2025 at 3:54 AM
My son was in preschool when Republicans first promised to have a better plan than the ACA.
He’s a sophomore in college now.
He’s a sophomore in college now.
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CONFIRMED: Eileen Higgins, a Democrat, will be the new mayor of Miami.
She'll be the city's first Democratic mayor since the 1990s. She flipped the office from Republicans, and does so easily. She leads the DeSantis-endorsed Emilio González 59/41 right now with most ballots counted.
She'll be the city's first Democratic mayor since the 1990s. She flipped the office from Republicans, and does so easily. She leads the DeSantis-endorsed Emilio González 59/41 right now with most ballots counted.
December 10, 2025 at 12:18 AM
CONFIRMED: Eileen Higgins, a Democrat, will be the new mayor of Miami.
She'll be the city's first Democratic mayor since the 1990s. She flipped the office from Republicans, and does so easily. She leads the DeSantis-endorsed Emilio González 59/41 right now with most ballots counted.
She'll be the city's first Democratic mayor since the 1990s. She flipped the office from Republicans, and does so easily. She leads the DeSantis-endorsed Emilio González 59/41 right now with most ballots counted.
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“I am so bored by AI. One of the things I love about the theatre is AI can’t do it.”
Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
December 9, 2025 at 8:36 PM
“I am so bored by AI. One of the things I love about the theatre is AI can’t do it.”
Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
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I try to show this image to every person with a "Dearborn/Muslims/Palestinians/children/humans deserved this" on their wretched lips or cursed fingers, and I've been blocked every time. Even folks who were otherwise willing to quote skeet battle and shit, lol. This? It just is what it is.
Israeli National Security Minister Ben Gvir and other members of the Otzma Yehudit (Jewish Power) party wore golden noose-shaped pins to a Knesset National Security Committee meeting to discuss a bill to execute Palestinian detainees.
December 9, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I try to show this image to every person with a "Dearborn/Muslims/Palestinians/children/humans deserved this" on their wretched lips or cursed fingers, and I've been blocked every time. Even folks who were otherwise willing to quote skeet battle and shit, lol. This? It just is what it is.
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This entire grift relies on convincing people that they don't know how to do the things they have always known how to do, and ironically, if it works, we will, in a very short amount of time, forget how to do all the things we have always known how to do.
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 3:40 PM
This entire grift relies on convincing people that they don't know how to do the things they have always known how to do, and ironically, if it works, we will, in a very short amount of time, forget how to do all the things we have always known how to do.
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Depression is a raggedy bitch. That bitch got hands though. So you can’t beat yourself up when it’s whooping you too.
December 9, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Depression is a raggedy bitch. That bitch got hands though. So you can’t beat yourself up when it’s whooping you too.
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Being single is cool until you start craving real adult intimacy. Come put your head in my lap and tell me about your day…what made you laugh? who had you fucked up so I can beat their ass for messing with my baby??
December 9, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Being single is cool until you start craving real adult intimacy. Come put your head in my lap and tell me about your day…what made you laugh? who had you fucked up so I can beat their ass for messing with my baby??
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Isolationism 101
I have never seen Europe this angry at the US; Trump has practically destroyed the alliance and any ounce of trust left. The US is going full pariah state.
December 7, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Isolationism 101