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🦀 Shawn Morris 🦀
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10% Goofs, 20% Hot Takes, 15% Shouting into the Void, 5% Cute Animals, 50% Politics, and 100% of opinions are my own. He/Him/His Queer Polyam (36)
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I bought something.
November 26, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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Bringing out this all-time banger from @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com
November 26, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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New York City helped my mother become the artist she is today. The next generation deserves a City Hall that lifts up tomorrow's artists as well.
November 26, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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I hope folks realize that between Trump, Kushner, Hegseth, Witkoff, Noem, RFK, Jr., Kash Patel, and Tulsi Gabbard, this country is almost entirely undefended.
Q: Have you heard this audio that Bloomberg has of Witkoff coaching the Russians on how to appeal to you?

TRUMP: That's a standard thing. He's gotta sell this to Ukraine, he's gonna sell Ukraine to Russia. That's what a dealmaker does. I haven't heard it but I heard it was standard negotiation.
November 26, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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West Point plaque: "Our code of military obedience requires that, should orders and the law ever conflict, our officers must obey the law."
November 25, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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RFK Jr lit the kindling for what will become a conflagration, and it will consume thousands of American children.
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · 3h
Dr. Ralph Abraham, who as a state surgeon general ordered health officials to stop promoting mass vaccination, will serve as the CDC’s principal deputy director. https://cnn.it/4p0KAL8
November 26, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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My mom told her physical therapist she wears a mask because her husband and daughter are immunocompromised. The PT said she is too but isn't worried bc she knows if she dies she is going to heaven. Then her co-worker yelled, “Shut up Debbie you wear a seatbelt and take blood pressure meds” 👀
November 25, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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Apparently today I have become the vector through which many people here on Bluesky have learned the association between upside-down pineapples and swinging, and I have to admit I don't know how to feel about this fact
November 26, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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This isn't quite as stupid as the recent things said by Noah Pinion or Nate Silver or Matt Stoller, but in a normal world it would be among the dumbest things said in a given week.
what?
November 26, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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Steam:

War crime simulator where the Russian developers actively state their profits will go to the Russian military in violation of sanctions on the Russian Federation: I sleep

Weird Italian arthouse game that might spook the evangelical puritans targeting credit card processors: REAL SHIT
November 26, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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Steam thinks it's fine to distribute this
November 26, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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I love it when little garbage cats develop the luxury of food snobbery. Yes he was tiny wet ball of fleas found in a ditch but now he's a velvet prince who wants the premium, organic, grain-free chicken in gravy, NOT the premium, organic, grain-free chicken au jus how dare you offer that garbage.
November 25, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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I am so tired of every reasonable person I know batting their eyelashes at me and being like “AI, right?” WRONG. Is this a hivemind situation like in Pluribus? Am I Carol?
November 25, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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"Scientists"
November 25, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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Trump has announced ambitious remodeling plans for the golf courses at Joint Base Andrews in Maryland, the announcement comes as Americans overall are struggling with the effects of inflation, which has grown due in part to Trump’s economic policies, including his tariffs.
As Americans Grapple With Affordability, Trump Announces Joint Base Andrews Golf Course Remodeling Project
The Trump administration hasn’t provided any details on how the project will be paid for.
truthout.org
November 25, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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"OpenAI is a money pit with a website on top."
Helluva lede.
www.ft.com/content/23e5...
OpenAI needs to raise at least $207bn by 2030 so it can continue to lose money, HSBC estimates
A burning platform
www.ft.com
November 25, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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Scarlet Morning has been named one of NPR’s Best Books of the Year! AND the New York Public Library! AND Bookriot! AND Amazon! AND a Booklist Editor’s Choice! AND an Indigo Heather’s Pick! My book is good, is what I’m saying, and you should read it
November 25, 2025 at 7:36 PM
"You're telling me there actually /is/ a shark in this swimming pool??????"
Amazing to learn that Isaac Chotiner can apparently just come for you in your replies. Like suddenly realizing you're swimming in open ocean
November 25, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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Amazing to learn that Isaac Chotiner can apparently just come for you in your replies. Like suddenly realizing you're swimming in open ocean
November 25, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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i love hockey
November 25, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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Her, "Thank you Mr. trump for invading DC" stance wasn't popular, I take it?
DC Mayor Muriel Bowser has just announced that she is not running for reelection.
November 25, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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demonschool credits all 145 people who touched the game over the course of its multi-year dev cycle AND explains what exactly they contributed. the rest of the games industry, which commonly omits people from credits entirely, should be taking notes
November 25, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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I for one will also never forget a particularly rancid Ben Smith “story” from 2022, which wasn’t so much a story as an error-ridden, sloppy, ridiculously poorly done piece of attempted image management/brand rehabilitation for a famous creep 🙃 judedoyle.medium.com/ben-smith-ju...
November 25, 2025 at 6:26 AM
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ⓘ you have been visited by a Jerrypost ("the temples are the sideburns of the forehead.") repost or face six years of bad posting
November 25, 2025 at 2:03 AM