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🦀 Shawn Morris 🦀
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10% Goofs, 20% Hot Takes, 15% Shouting into the Void, 5% Cute Animals, 50% Politics, and 100% of opinions are my own. He/Him/His Queer Polyam (36)
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Calling your parent by their first name? VERY TELLING

Calling your parent simply Mom or Dad? VERY TELLING

Calling your parent Daddy or Mommy when your a adult? VERY TELLING
The best way to flavor a OC is by what they call their parents
November 26, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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It’s so bizarre how Taiwan is spending $40 billion trying to buy weapons from the United States in order to appease the guy in the White House, when that money would be far better spent getting a threshold nuclear capability
November 26, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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There's a pretty great Tumblr post about this:
November 26, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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I mean... yeah. Its an ethnic cleansing campaign, and should be labeled as such.
This is the scandal. Trump isn’t targeting dangerous people. He’s targeting peaceful immigrants. Almost exclusively.
November 26, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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What, precisely and specifically, did we do to help Ukrainians throw out Yanukovych

That phone call to Victoria Nuland all the conspiracy theorists won’t stop shrieking about was specifically about the Obama administration *trying to keep Yanukovych in power* bECaUsE STabiLiTY
12 years ago Ukraine was ruled by a Trump-like Russian puppet: Yanukovitch. It took you guys years to get rid of him, with our help.

With your logic, we could have just written you off: "Ukrainians just elected Yanukovtich, fuck em, they don't want freedom"

Good thing we went with solidarity, huh?
I’m not painting anyone I literally just don’t care anymore, and it shouldn’t bother you what some overly emotional girl in Ukraine is or isn’t saying, at the end of the day we’re just a statistic with a beating heart and Americans could care less if that statistic decreases a bit
November 26, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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"...because the observance was started by the World Health Organization."

Pssst... That's not why.
SCOOP: The Trump administration has instructed employees and grantees not to use U.S. funds to commemorate World AIDS Day — because the observance was started by the World Health Organization.

www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/h...
Trump Administration Cancels U.S. Observance of World AIDS Day
www.nytimes.com
November 26, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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Nestled within this bizarre story is the important news that the Wisconsin Supreme Court has taken the first steps toward striking down its state’s GOP congressional gerrymander, a move that could net Democrats 2-3 more seats in the House of Representatives. slate.com/news-and-pol...
Conservative Justice Uses Fake Quote to Justify Wisconsin Republican Gerrymander
It is not clear how Ziegler’s misquotation wound up in the published opinion of a Wisconsin Supreme Court justice.
slate.com
November 26, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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Reporting like this is why @aftermath.site are the elite of games journalism right now.
November 26, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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Russians are literally writing US foreign policy, they have more power projection in DC than in Kyiv LMAO
November 26, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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what was “administration pedophile protection project” one too many words
Newly released emails show the FBI spent almost $1 million in overtime analyzing the Epstein files as part of an effort dubbed the “Special Redaction Project."
FBI’s Frantic Scramble to Redact Epstein Files Revealed
A trove of emails shows all-nighters and almost $1 million in overtime as Trumpworld debated releasing the Epstein files.
trib.al
November 26, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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Same story everywhere you look...except in Nassau County, the fiefdom of anti-Mamdani New York Democratic Party chair Jay Jacobs, whose hand-picked "Moderate Party" Dem slate was slaughtered during a blue wave everywhere else in the country. Seems worth noting by people other than a TV critic
November 26, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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Lots of people sharing this clip because it's funny and cathartic but I also genuinely believe it's important.

We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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well we aren't going to do better than this
you should support liberal currents!
November 26, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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When Jadzia gave me a sneak peek of Still I believe my reaction was "oh god you're going to kill a bunch of lesbians"
November 26, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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Cuomo may have lost but his legacy of centrists teaming up with MAGA republicans to block progressives lives on
NEW: Julie Menin is claiming victory in the City Council speaker's race after securing commitments of support from 35 of her colleagues, putting an early end to the contest and teeing up potential tensions with incoming Mayor Zohran Mamdani.

Story coming shortly
November 26, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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BREAKING: RealPage is suing New York, challenging a new state law that bans landlords from using algorithms to set rents.

RealPage claims that its software, which landlords have used to collude on rents, is protected by the First Amendment.
November 26, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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A package hasn't "shipped" if you've only "created the label"
November 25, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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you just can't have a meaningful conversation about the potential benefits of "AI" while this stuff is happening. it's like trying to talk about how useful an airplane might be during a hijacking
November 26, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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Handing back student work that’s been written by ChatGPT with a 0 followed by the comment “This essay will never stand in authentic wonder before the Beauty of God’s creation.”
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
Even God Is Worried About ChatGPT
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
www.vulture.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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might just rival SBF for the biggest bag fumble of all time. I guess the thing about crypto is the way to make money is skimming from the true believer morons, but the people who end up running crypto "companies" are the same true believer morons
November 26, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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If Jordon Hudson was actively *trying* to turn Bill Belichick into a laughingstock and destroy his legacy: how would her actions look any different?

people.com/jordon-hudso...
Jordon Hudson Claims She's 'Suing' Pablo Torre After His Allegedly 'Targeted' Reports on Her Relationship with Bill Belichick
Jordon Hudson posted a selfie with a very direct message for sports reporter Pablo Torre after her boyfriend Bill Belichick's final UNC-Chapel Hill home game. The pageant contestant, 24, has previousl...
people.com
November 26, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Maturing as a man is not giving a fuck about any of that nonsense and just enjoying the things you like that don't harm others.
So many men go through life like that. You can play poker because it's right-coded, you can't enjoy fruity alcoholic drinks because they're women-coded, you can't lick an ice cream cone because it's gay-coded. All day, every day, choosing and judging things based on coding for narrow norms.
November 26, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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ok reposted, but also this lol
I do like to imagine these weirdos at a restaurant or fancy dinner saying out loud, “sorry I don’t eat soup in public because I’m a MAN and eating soup is for girls” Like I think I would assume I was having a stroke if an adult said that to my face.
November 26, 2025 at 4:11 PM