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The War Llama

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A future incarnation of thellamagod.bsky.social who, unlike him, is very old, tired and angr… wait. Never mind. #AntiFascist #FreePalestine #TransRights #FuckTheTories #FuckLabour #FuckReform #FuckTheIDF #BLM #ACAB NO MORE.

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The War Llama @thewarllama.bsky.social · Sep 7

Landlords whining about how lots of people hate them has become a thing just lately. I have 2 tips for landlords who are feeling aggrieved:

1. Dry your eyes on the piles of money that you have made pricing people out of the housing market.

2. Stop being a landlord.

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The War Llama @thewarllama.bsky.social · 5h

Bad Dragon are missing a trick.

The War Llama @thewarllama.bsky.social · 5h

Don't eat them then, Nigel.

Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 11h

Holy shit, no way, this is a guy who knows exactly who Nathan Gill is!

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The National Trust has put vegan tampons in men's toilets. God help us.

The War Llama @thewarllama.bsky.social · 5h

The best Jared Leto movie is Fight Club, because his face gets punched into paste.

The War Llama @thewarllama.bsky.social · 5h

I meant, we still could.

The War Llama @thewarllama.bsky.social · 8h

Eventually people will learn to stop casting Jared Leto in things.

Cosmic Marvel @dailycosmicmarvel.bsky.social · 13h

‘TRON: ARES’ has earned $14.3M in its opening day at the domestic box office.

For comparison, ‘MORBIUS’ opened to $17.3M.

The War Llama @thewarllama.bsky.social · 8h

RIGHT?!

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Zack Polanski @zackpolanski.bsky.social · 10h

Glad to see Nigel Farage has finally remembered Nathan Gill, former leader of Reform in Wales - found guilty of taking bribes from Russia.

Maybe he'll now remember how much he took from Putin's propaganda broadcaster Russia Today for all his TV appearances when he was a MEP?

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The War Llama @thewarllama.bsky.social · 9h

HOLY SHIT. IS THE KNIFE OKAY?

Stereogum @stereogum.bsky.social · 10h

Ian Watkins was stabbed to death in prison today, police say. The disgraced ex-frontman of Welsh rock band Lostprophets was serving a 29-year sentence at HMP Wakefield for child sex offenses, and his victims included at least one baby.

Lostprophets Singer Ian Watkins Murdered In Prison

Ian Watkins, the former singer of the Welsh scene metal band Lostprophets, was murdered in prison after being attacked with a knife. He was serving a 29-year jail term for several horrific sexual offe...

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The War Llama @thewarllama.bsky.social · 9h

YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME.

Photograph of a hand holding a small transparent packet bearing the label "Lubricant: Not Edible".

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The War Llama @thewarllama.bsky.social · 16h

@zackpolanski.bsky.social I'm going to need your policy on this ASAP.

Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 20h

I hereby declare war on premature Christmassing.

Any shop caught doing this before 1st December must be shut down and turned into affordable housing.

Choose sanity. Vote Binface.

(Photo dated 9th October 2025)

The War Llama @thewarllama.bsky.social · 1d

For the first time in history, I can say the following words in honesty: I am really excited for Question Time!

The War Llama @thewarllama.bsky.social · 1d

Why even are Reply Guys?

The War Llama @thewarllama.bsky.social · 2d

You're looking fantastic, Zarah! Not a trace left of the tire treads on your back from the bus Corbyn threw you under the other week!

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The War Llama @thewarllama.bsky.social · 2d

Ah, Zia Yusuf. Proudly flying the Reform colours because he is absolutely certain that those leopards don't even *like* faces.

The Green Party of England & Wales @greenparty.org.uk · 2d

“You can’t blame austerity on one hand, but then say it’s the immigrants. The immigrants haven’t caused austerity.”

Zack Polanski takes on Reform’s Zia Yusuf over spreading of misinformation on #BBCQT

The War Llama @thewarllama.bsky.social · 2d

"Zack, with respect, you just accused me of spreading misinformation."
"DID I FUCKING STUTTER?"

The War Llama @thewarllama.bsky.social · 2d

I WIN

The War Llama @thewarllama.bsky.social · 2d

Whose finger? Farage's?

The War Llama @thewarllama.bsky.social · 2d

Small: "I don't want to go school! I wish I could destroy every school!"

Me: "Well, first you'd have to join the Conservative Party."

The War Llama @thewarllama.bsky.social · 2d

I don't trust any organisation or corporation. I certainly don't trust anybody who runs a social media platform.

The War Llama @thewarllama.bsky.social · 2d

You're not a nobody. You are fierce. You are strong. You are a survivor. And you are one of my favourite things about BlueSky.

One day, I hope to return to Scotland and get hideously drunk in a pub with you whilst putting the world to rights. ❤️

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The War Llama @thewarllama.bsky.social · 2d

Has there been an East Sussex-based anime con called Attack on Brighton yet?

The War Llama @thewarllama.bsky.social · 2d

I think we need green baseball caps with "Give Britain Hope Again" emblazoned on them as double "fuck you" to both Farage and his senpai Trump.

Zack Polanski @zackpolanski.bsky.social · 3d

Kemi Badenoch blames those crossing borders for our problems. It’s a lie aimed to distract.

The real issue is a system protecting the super-rich while nurses & carers can’t make ends meet. Tax wealth fairly, fund public services properly. This is how we give Britain hope again.

The War Llama @thewarllama.bsky.social · 2d

Kemi Badenoch looks in the mirror and sees Vetinari; the rest of us know she's Snapcase.

Rhianna Pratchett @rhi.bsky.social · 3d

A great article from Rachel, who really understands the heart and soul of Dad’s work.

The War Llama @thewarllama.bsky.social · 2d

YOU LEAVE BILL HICKS ALONE

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Ellen Rose @icklenellierose.bsky.social · 3d

Yeah? And?

The Verge @theverge.com · May 26

Nick Clegg says asking artists for use permission would ‘kill’ the AI industry

Paul McCartne, Elton John and others signed an open letter.

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