The War Llama
@thewarllama.bsky.social
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A future incarnation of thellamagod.bsky.social who, unlike him, is very old, tired and angr… wait. Never mind. #AntiFascist #FreePalestine #TransRights #FuckTheTories #FuckLabour #FuckReform #FuckTheIDF #BLM #ACAB NO MORE.
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thewarllama.bsky.social
Landlords whining about how lots of people hate them has become a thing just lately. I have 2 tips for landlords who are feeling aggrieved:

1. Dry your eyes on the piles of money that you have made pricing people out of the housing market.

2. Stop being a landlord.
thewarllama.bsky.social
Bad Dragon are missing a trick.
thewarllama.bsky.social
Don't eat them then, Nigel.
soozuk.bsky.social
Holy shit, no way, this is a guy who knows exactly who Nathan Gill is!
Farage tweet

The National Trust has put vegan tampons in men's toilets. God help us.
thewarllama.bsky.social
The best Jared Leto movie is Fight Club, because his face gets punched into paste.
thewarllama.bsky.social
I meant, we still could.
thewarllama.bsky.social
Eventually people will learn to stop casting Jared Leto in things.
dailycosmicmarvel.bsky.social
‘TRON: ARES’ has earned $14.3M in its opening day at the domestic box office.

For comparison, ‘MORBIUS’ opened to $17.3M.
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zackpolanski.bsky.social
Glad to see Nigel Farage has finally remembered Nathan Gill, former leader of Reform in Wales - found guilty of taking bribes from Russia.

Maybe he'll now remember how much he took from Putin's propaganda broadcaster Russia Today for all his TV appearances when he was a MEP?
Nigel Farage on Russia Today.
thewarllama.bsky.social
HOLY SHIT. IS THE KNIFE OKAY?
stereogum.bsky.social
Ian Watkins was stabbed to death in prison today, police say. The disgraced ex-frontman of Welsh rock band Lostprophets was serving a 29-year sentence at HMP Wakefield for child sex offenses, and his victims included at least one baby.
Lostprophets Singer Ian Watkins Murdered In Prison
Ian Watkins, the former singer of the Welsh scene metal band Lostprophets, was murdered in prison after being attacked with a knife. He was serving a 29-year jail term for several horrific sexual offe...
www.stereogum.com
thewarllama.bsky.social
YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME.
Photograph of a hand holding a small transparent packet bearing the label "Lubricant: Not Edible".
thewarllama.bsky.social
@zackpolanski.bsky.social I'm going to need your policy on this ASAP.
countbinface.bsky.social
I hereby declare war on premature Christmassing.

Any shop caught doing this before 1st December must be shut down and turned into affordable housing.

Choose sanity. Vote Binface.

(Photo dated 9th October 2025)
thewarllama.bsky.social
For the first time in history, I can say the following words in honesty: I am really excited for Question Time!
thewarllama.bsky.social
Why even are Reply Guys?
thewarllama.bsky.social
You're looking fantastic, Zarah! Not a trace left of the tire treads on your back from the bus Corbyn threw you under the other week!
thewarllama.bsky.social
Ah, Zia Yusuf. Proudly flying the Reform colours because he is absolutely certain that those leopards don't even *like* faces.
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“You can’t blame austerity on one hand, but then say it’s the immigrants. The immigrants haven’t caused austerity.”

Zack Polanski takes on Reform’s Zia Yusuf over spreading of misinformation on #BBCQT
thewarllama.bsky.social
"Zack, with respect, you just accused me of spreading misinformation."
"DID I FUCKING STUTTER?"
thewarllama.bsky.social
Small: "I don't want to go school! I wish I could destroy every school!"

Me: "Well, first you'd have to join the Conservative Party."
thewarllama.bsky.social
I don't trust any organisation or corporation. I certainly don't trust anybody who runs a social media platform.
thewarllama.bsky.social
You're not a nobody. You are fierce. You are strong. You are a survivor. And you are one of my favourite things about BlueSky.

One day, I hope to return to Scotland and get hideously drunk in a pub with you whilst putting the world to rights. ❤️
thewarllama.bsky.social
Has there been an East Sussex-based anime con called Attack on Brighton yet?
thewarllama.bsky.social
I think we need green baseball caps with "Give Britain Hope Again" emblazoned on them as double "fuck you" to both Farage and his senpai Trump.
zackpolanski.bsky.social
Kemi Badenoch blames those crossing borders for our problems. It’s a lie aimed to distract.

The real issue is a system protecting the super-rich while nurses & carers can’t make ends meet. Tax wealth fairly, fund public services properly. This is how we give Britain hope again.
thewarllama.bsky.social
Kemi Badenoch looks in the mirror and sees Vetinari; the rest of us know she's Snapcase.
rhi.bsky.social
A great article from Rachel, who really understands the heart and soul of Dad’s work.
thewarllama.bsky.social
YOU LEAVE BILL HICKS ALONE