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eggs @thewetmale.bsky.social · Jan 28

Primus performing My Name Is Mud live but it’s actually My Name Is Eggs

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eggs @thewetmale.bsky.social · 12h

I miss REAL Journalists

Rob Sitch, Jane Kennedy, and Tiriel Mora posing as their characters from the TV show Frontline

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Daniel Harper @danielharper.bsky.social · 17h

The left has stolen the frog meme. This is pretty great.

Pride Was A Riot, Sacramento @pridewasariot.bsky.social · 1d

Now with #AltText

A black background has white text at the top that says “amphifa.” Two flags over each other, common antifa flags, have a black flag and a green one. An image of a green frog facing left with a blue ascot sits on the black flag. Circling the flags is the text, “amphibians against fascism.”

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eggs @thewetmale.bsky.social · 12h

@miq.moe

eggs @thewetmale.bsky.social · 12h

“Shut the fuck up, Matt” - Scut

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eggs @thewetmale.bsky.social · 13h

How can you be a senior Politics™️ journo in Australia if you can’t write Lab vs Lib stories and how can you write Lab vs Lib stories if the LNP is irrelevant? Something must be done.

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Charlie Warzel @cwarzel.bsky.social · 14h

holy shit i flew over it as it happened!

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Maureen Jice @jane.meangirls.online · 14h

the freaking Portland protest frog is warming up in the pen

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 14h

in 2011, the president of antifa hired me to give fashion consultancy to the organization. i recommended everyone wear navy suits with tan shoes, dress sneakers, and golf polos with slim chinos. if you arrested everyone today wearing these things, you'd destroy antifa

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Patrick Dubuque @euqubud.baseballprospectus.com · 14h

VLADIMIR: Well? Shall we score a run?
ESTRAGON: Yes. Let's.

They do not score.

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eggs @thewetmale.bsky.social · 14h

Not sure that would help in this stadium

eggs @thewetmale.bsky.social · 14h

They should do that but so we get to see the Yankees get crushed by the Blue Jays again.

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 15h

The Krassenstein tweet about rooting for Robert Mueller but now it’s about entropy and the baseball game

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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 22h

Andy Ngo and his milkshake

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 15h

It is October 2028. The Seattle Mariners and Detroit Tigers are still playing the divisional round playoff game that began in 2025. The rest of the MLB decided to continue on without them and start a whole new league.

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eggs @thewetmale.bsky.social · 14h

This game really needs a triple play at some point

eggs @thewetmale.bsky.social · 15h

Trump will need to mobilise the Texas national guard and send them to the Pacific Northwest….

…just to provide relief pitching for this game.

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