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Threaded Cosmonaut
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Eternally searching for intelligent life while drifting in the cosmos. 🇺🇦 I support real heroes. 🏳️‍🌈 I support love. We all have a right to be here and be happy. 😈 Hail yourselves.
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Threaded Cosmonaut @threadedcosmonaut.bsky.social · Feb 1
I travel to distant planets and moons.
I tour vast galaxies filled with the comprehensible and, more increasingly, filled with the incomprehensible.

Everywhere I go, I try to leave a little good behind. 🌟
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Threaded Cosmonaut @threadedcosmonaut.bsky.social · 46m
DO THE JOB YOU ARE STILL BEING PAID FOR!!!
kevinmkruse.bsky.social Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 16h
Democrats should hold a press conference and announce that if Mike Johnson has no interest in running the House they'd be happy to do it for him
robertscotthorton.bsky.social Scott Horton @robertscotthorton.bsky.social · 17h
Mike Johnson has dissolved Congress. Why?
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Michael ❌👑 Indivisible CO3 @michaelindivisible.bsky.social · 1h
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Get Out The Mid Term Vote @gotmtv.bsky.social · 12h
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Threaded Cosmonaut @threadedcosmonaut.bsky.social · 50m
Nazi bullshit.
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Lloyd @leonardlloyd.bsky.social · 1d
THOSE WHO PREVENT HISTORY BEING TAUGHT FULLY INTEND TO REPEAT IT.
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Threaded Cosmonaut @threadedcosmonaut.bsky.social · 54m
Hahaha whaaaaaat?
He's making money from all of his Nazi shit?
Wouldn't have guessed.
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Morgan J Freeman @mjfree.bsky.social · 1h
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oldbobiniowa @oldbobiniowa.bsky.social · 1h
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 5h
Chump is ignoring Blue States 💙
Like California, and Gavin Newsom
Has Been Ringing Alarm Bells
About This.......
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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffman.bsky.social · 1d
What an accurate description!
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StuckInRedMO @ktc2.bsky.social · 15h
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energy9086.bsky.social @energy9086.bsky.social · 15h
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Rev. Benjamin Cremer @brcremer.bsky.social · 1d
A Christianity that causes the hungry to go without food, the sick to go without healthcare, the stranger to be mistreated, and God’s creation to be ravaged, all while the greedy and cruel satisfy their every desire, is a Christianity that can no longer claim to follow Christ.
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Ellie @ellie2u.bsky.social · 1d
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Humor For Resistance @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 1d
Explaining to children that they shouldn't worry about a career because the world will be completely unlivable in 15 years and that death will be a sweet relief from living in a nuclear wasteland is probably the hardest part of working at Build-a-Bear
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 1d
Project 2025 is finally on full display and God has zero to do with it.💀☠️👺💩
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 2d
Imagine if in another country the president’s masked army racially profiled in opposition areas as he enriches himself (even raiding the treasury), oligarchs renovated a massive ballroom for him, and his unofficial top advisor said he won’t leave.

Is this how democracies end?
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energy9086.bsky.social @energy9086.bsky.social · 3d
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50501: The People’s Movement ❌👑 @50501movement.bsky.social · 2d
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Threaded Cosmonaut @threadedcosmonaut.bsky.social · 2d
You know who else wound up hiding and cowering in a bunker...
Let's hope Chump meets the same fate.
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Humor For Resistance @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 2d
Me, As a White House Reporter: Mr. President, who the fuck do you think you are?
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.bsky.social · 3d
Those of you who rate these things, please help me settle an argument - would a blowjob from Karoline Leavitt be considered anal?
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darren32359.bsky.social @darren32359.bsky.social · 3d
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Just Jack @just-jack-1.bsky.social · 2d
“If the West Wing is the mind of the nation, then the East Wing is the heart.”

- former First Lady Betty Ford

The East Wing is gone.

Over a century of American history, reduced to rubble.

All to appease the vanity of a corrupt authoritarian.
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 2d
I’ve been thinking about how hard the founding fathers cooked with the Third Amendment.

Imagine being forced to house ICE. I can’t imagine they wash their hands. They’ve never done laundry in their lives. They’d break your stuff if you didn’t cut the crusts off their sandwiches.
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