Han/ham
2025: without these tiny plastic soldiers our economy collapses
2025: without these tiny plastic soldiers our economy collapses
incredible victory for kids who spent ages 11+ with a crust of super glue on their fingertips
incredible victory for kids who spent ages 11+ with a crust of super glue on their fingertips
Ung karseklippet mand med militærbukser højt til sine ditto venner:
“Hvad fanden? Kalkunbacon i en clubsandwich? Kan man nu ikke få ordentlig bacon mere?”
Sandwichdame med hijab iskoldt:
“Beklager. Hvis du vil have penicillin kan du henvende dig i apoteket lige derhenne.”
Ung karseklippet mand med militærbukser højt til sine ditto venner:
“Hvad fanden? Kalkunbacon i en clubsandwich? Kan man nu ikke få ordentlig bacon mere?”
Sandwichdame med hijab iskoldt:
“Beklager. Hvis du vil have penicillin kan du henvende dig i apoteket lige derhenne.”
"okay, so we got two sports, see"
"with you so far"
"one of them is cross-country skiing"
"sure, yes, sounds like winter, I like it"
"the other one is shooting a gun"
"what now"
"okay, so we got two sports, see"
"with you so far"
"one of them is cross-country skiing"
"sure, yes, sounds like winter, I like it"
"the other one is shooting a gun"
"what now"
Parishoner : um why does it have so much shredded cheese
Priest : wHy dOes iT HavE so muCh sHreddEd chEese fucken eat it, pope said so
Parishoner : um why does it have so much shredded cheese
Priest : wHy dOes iT HavE so muCh sHreddEd chEese fucken eat it, pope said so
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houseofmirrors.substack.com/p/this-was-i...
(Not a real gun but still wtf)
banana: i'm here for you
me: i am also an avid fan of slapstick comedy
banana: ok you're not gonna believe this
banana: i'm here for you
me: i am also an avid fan of slapstick comedy
banana: ok you're not gonna believe this
Please remind me again what the recycle rate for fossil fuels is
interestingengineering.com/energy/recyc...
Please remind me again what the recycle rate for fossil fuels is
interestingengineering.com/energy/recyc...