Tom
@tomguff.bsky.social
Transit enthusiast living in Los Angeles. I don't like white supremacy. He/him/they. Ask me about playing role playing games, always looking for cool people.
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· Jun 3
Humboldt Cut by Allison Mick: 9781645662211 | PenguinRandomHouse.com: Books
Jordan Peele and Jeff Vandermeer meet The Overstory in comedy writer Allison Mick’s darkly humorous debut eco-horror novel, as a Black woman returns home to the redwood forests of northern California,...
www.penguinrandomhouse.com
I'm so friggin excited to let y'all know about this. My love @allisonmick.bsky.social wrote a book! It's super scary and fun and I'd recommend it to anyone who loves scary fun stuff.
Pre-order your copy today!
www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/790123...
Pre-order your copy today!
www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/790123...
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That’s funny because I’ve been taking my 4th grader to Ravens games the last couple of years and have actually has a talk with him about how we can yell at the refs when they make a bad call, but continuously whining that it’s rigged is a bad look.
December 9, 2025 at 2:55 PM
That’s funny because I’ve been taking my 4th grader to Ravens games the last couple of years and have actually has a talk with him about how we can yell at the refs when they make a bad call, but continuously whining that it’s rigged is a bad look.
lotta guys think size is important but in reality it doesn't make a vas deferens
December 8, 2025 at 12:22 AM
lotta guys think size is important but in reality it doesn't make a vas deferens
ideal Taskmaster line up:
1) old friend of Greg
2) industry plant doomed to fail
3) antagonist/curmudgeon
4) slightly autistic person
5) someone too cool to care
1) old friend of Greg
2) industry plant doomed to fail
3) antagonist/curmudgeon
4) slightly autistic person
5) someone too cool to care
December 7, 2025 at 10:51 PM
ideal Taskmaster line up:
1) old friend of Greg
2) industry plant doomed to fail
3) antagonist/curmudgeon
4) slightly autistic person
5) someone too cool to care
1) old friend of Greg
2) industry plant doomed to fail
3) antagonist/curmudgeon
4) slightly autistic person
5) someone too cool to care
Democratic party needs to add anti-trust enforcement to the top list if priorities. These businesses are anti-competitive and we'd all be better off if they were broken up. (Not just talking about Netflix, either, we need to go Teddy Roosevelt on all these big companies)
No One Is Happy About Netflix Buying Warner Bros.
No One Is Happy About Netflix Buying Warner Bros.
The people and industry have spoken: Netflix potentially buying Warner Bros. for $83 million is pretty bad!
gizmodo.com
December 7, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Democratic party needs to add anti-trust enforcement to the top list if priorities. These businesses are anti-competitive and we'd all be better off if they were broken up. (Not just talking about Netflix, either, we need to go Teddy Roosevelt on all these big companies)
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i subscribed to the red zone channel in order to hear the latest about draftkings, but i'd conservatively estimate that 75% of the broadcast has nothing to do with draftkings. they keep trying to shoehorn in all these football games. i don't like football. i don't watch football. what is this shit
December 7, 2025 at 6:30 PM
i subscribed to the red zone channel in order to hear the latest about draftkings, but i'd conservatively estimate that 75% of the broadcast has nothing to do with draftkings. they keep trying to shoehorn in all these football games. i don't like football. i don't watch football. what is this shit
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This isn't actually a blue ring around a distant star but instead the light from a blue galaxy directly behind a nearer red galaxy (centre) getting bent by the latter's massive gravity to form what *looks* like a ring but isn't & the universe is SO WEIRD anyway google "gravity lens" bc I need a nap.
September 30, 2025 at 3:07 PM
This isn't actually a blue ring around a distant star but instead the light from a blue galaxy directly behind a nearer red galaxy (centre) getting bent by the latter's massive gravity to form what *looks* like a ring but isn't & the universe is SO WEIRD anyway google "gravity lens" bc I need a nap.
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PIKAPROGRESS: COMPLETE
I might go back and fix some things, but right now I’m just going to bask in the glory of my magnum opus.
I might go back and fix some things, but right now I’m just going to bask in the glory of my magnum opus.
December 7, 2025 at 6:30 AM
PIKAPROGRESS: COMPLETE
I might go back and fix some things, but right now I’m just going to bask in the glory of my magnum opus.
I might go back and fix some things, but right now I’m just going to bask in the glory of my magnum opus.
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nice bit you got there. be a shame if i asked you to explain it to me
December 6, 2025 at 11:04 PM
nice bit you got there. be a shame if i asked you to explain it to me
y'all out here complaining about reply guys... meanwhile what I wouldn't give for an actual reply
December 6, 2025 at 10:57 PM
y'all out here complaining about reply guys... meanwhile what I wouldn't give for an actual reply
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Very proud of my wife Molly McNearney for this excellent speech and being one of the 100 Most Powerful Women in Hollywood and the #1 most powerful at our house youtu.be/yzlmcdL2X8I
Molly McNearney Calls Out Donald Trump & Encourages Freedom of Speech | Women in Entertainment 2025
YouTube video by The Hollywood Reporter
youtu.be
December 6, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Very proud of my wife Molly McNearney for this excellent speech and being one of the 100 Most Powerful Women in Hollywood and the #1 most powerful at our house youtu.be/yzlmcdL2X8I
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I've never watched any of the Wicked's, but from what i understand, Dorothy is a war criminal?
December 6, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I've never watched any of the Wicked's, but from what i understand, Dorothy is a war criminal?
my phone has been case-less for a few weeks, and it is SO hard to type anything at all. i feel like my skeets should be getting more likes just for the effort it takes
December 6, 2025 at 8:58 PM
my phone has been case-less for a few weeks, and it is SO hard to type anything at all. i feel like my skeets should be getting more likes just for the effort it takes
whenever i see one of these Chiitan videos i always imagine they're in the Taskmaster lab
December 6, 2025 at 8:57 PM
whenever i see one of these Chiitan videos i always imagine they're in the Taskmaster lab
Iapetus, the black and white cookie of the solar system
Over The Pole #6 - From Gordan Ugarković (ugordan.bsky.social) - https://flic.kr/p/7uBuSc
December 6, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Iapetus, the black and white cookie of the solar system
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damn girl are you a microwave cus i love how dirty you are on the inside
July 12, 2024 at 5:17 PM
damn girl are you a microwave cus i love how dirty you are on the inside
there should be a really long German word for when satire and reality can't be separated
"I told the nurse I jog three days a week, play soccer, lift weights, and take spin classes. She just giggled. Honestly, I’m used to it. It was kind of annoying when she took my blood pressure four times, though."
buff.ly/bcx3OS1
buff.ly/bcx3OS1
Fat Lady Attempts to Get Health Care: An Oral History
MEGAN TRASK (Front Desk Assistant, Sunshine Primary Care): I could tell from the minute she checked in that she was fat. Like, real fat. The crazie...
buff.ly
December 6, 2025 at 6:26 PM
there should be a really long German word for when satire and reality can't be separated
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i've never identified more with a satire (so realistic it's almost NOT satire) article in my entire life
"I told the nurse I jog three days a week, play soccer, lift weights, and take spin classes. She just giggled. Honestly, I’m used to it. It was kind of annoying when she took my blood pressure four times, though."
buff.ly/bcx3OS1
buff.ly/bcx3OS1
Fat Lady Attempts to Get Health Care: An Oral History
MEGAN TRASK (Front Desk Assistant, Sunshine Primary Care): I could tell from the minute she checked in that she was fat. Like, real fat. The crazie...
buff.ly
December 6, 2025 at 12:50 AM
i've never identified more with a satire (so realistic it's almost NOT satire) article in my entire life
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I just wish I could be as happy as a 90s talk show guest who finds out he’s not the father
a woman in a pink shirt stands next to a man in a striped shirt
Alt: a woman in a pink shirt stands next to a man in a striped shirt celebrating that he’s not the father
media.tenor.com
December 5, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I just wish I could be as happy as a 90s talk show guest who finds out he’s not the father
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Best Stand Up Specials of 2025:
1) @iankarmel.bsky.social: Comfort Beyond God’s Foresight
2) @roywoodjr.bsky.social: Lonely Flowers
3) @brentweinbach.bsky.social: Popular Culture
4) @atsukocomedy.bsky.social: Father
5) Earthquake: Joke Telling Business
6) @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social: Thief of Joy
1) @iankarmel.bsky.social: Comfort Beyond God’s Foresight
2) @roywoodjr.bsky.social: Lonely Flowers
3) @brentweinbach.bsky.social: Popular Culture
4) @atsukocomedy.bsky.social: Father
5) Earthquake: Joke Telling Business
6) @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social: Thief of Joy
December 5, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Best Stand Up Specials of 2025:
1) @iankarmel.bsky.social: Comfort Beyond God’s Foresight
2) @roywoodjr.bsky.social: Lonely Flowers
3) @brentweinbach.bsky.social: Popular Culture
4) @atsukocomedy.bsky.social: Father
5) Earthquake: Joke Telling Business
6) @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social: Thief of Joy
1) @iankarmel.bsky.social: Comfort Beyond God’s Foresight
2) @roywoodjr.bsky.social: Lonely Flowers
3) @brentweinbach.bsky.social: Popular Culture
4) @atsukocomedy.bsky.social: Father
5) Earthquake: Joke Telling Business
6) @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social: Thief of Joy
every year or two, usually when I'm sick, i re-watch the Harry Potter movies. there's a nostalgia element for sure but i do think these movies are objectively great, individually and as a series.
December 5, 2025 at 9:13 PM
every year or two, usually when I'm sick, i re-watch the Harry Potter movies. there's a nostalgia element for sure but i do think these movies are objectively great, individually and as a series.
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🔥 A glance through the smoke 🏰
December 4, 2025 at 12:23 PM
🔥 A glance through the smoke 🏰
"no one ever comes in here."
"why?"
"moaning myrtle. she's a notorious transphobe."
"why?"
"moaning myrtle. she's a notorious transphobe."
December 5, 2025 at 4:30 AM
"no one ever comes in here."
"why?"
"moaning myrtle. she's a notorious transphobe."
"why?"
"moaning myrtle. she's a notorious transphobe."