apart faller
@totally.bsky.social
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SHIVERS - I NEED YOU. YOU CAN KEEP ME ON THIS EARTH. BE VIGILANT. I LOVE YOU.
January 27, 2026 at 3:30 AM
SHIVERS - I NEED YOU. YOU CAN KEEP ME ON THIS EARTH. BE VIGILANT. I LOVE YOU.
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look im not taking a position one way or the other but i will say that if donald trump was having a massive infarction on his plane they would 100% say it was a minor electrical issue
January 21, 2026 at 4:14 AM
look im not taking a position one way or the other but i will say that if donald trump was having a massive infarction on his plane they would 100% say it was a minor electrical issue
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I'll take a medkit for 600.
January 8, 2026 at 10:15 AM
I'll take a medkit for 600.
2026: everything sucks except matthew schaefer
January 4, 2026 at 5:06 AM
2026: everything sucks except matthew schaefer
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
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hey remember when a bunch of middle-aged drunk korean lawmakers climbed the locked gates to the national assembly to hold an emergency session after the president gave illegal orders to the military, all of which ended with said president being sentenced to prison
January 3, 2026 at 7:02 AM
hey remember when a bunch of middle-aged drunk korean lawmakers climbed the locked gates to the national assembly to hold an emergency session after the president gave illegal orders to the military, all of which ended with said president being sentenced to prison
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can't believe the fuckers are actually doing it
January 3, 2026 at 6:39 AM
can't believe the fuckers are actually doing it
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Paint me like one of your dumb fucks
December 24, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Paint me like one of your dumb fucks
what’s your fave promo code
December 23, 2025 at 2:03 AM
what’s your fave promo code
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Some of these redactions are almost like modern art
December 19, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Some of these redactions are almost like modern art
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Pynchon name generator
someone accidently stumbled on an insanely ominious cdc government page, it’s a massive list of random words that looks like this. anyone know whats going on here?
ftp.cdc.gov/pub/health_S...
ftp.cdc.gov/pub/health_S...
December 19, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Pynchon name generator
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This is fucking grim. Somebody invented a white guy, an "IT professional" named Edward Crabtree, who stopped the Bondi shooting and spread it all over the internet, which was picked up by AI agents and slop aggregation sites.
The real hero is a fruit stand owner named Ahmed el Ahmed.
The real hero is a fruit stand owner named Ahmed el Ahmed.
December 14, 2025 at 8:02 PM
This is fucking grim. Somebody invented a white guy, an "IT professional" named Edward Crabtree, who stopped the Bondi shooting and spread it all over the internet, which was picked up by AI agents and slop aggregation sites.
The real hero is a fruit stand owner named Ahmed el Ahmed.
The real hero is a fruit stand owner named Ahmed el Ahmed.
yellow sophie call me
December 12, 2025 at 7:27 AM
yellow sophie call me
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What are they gonna do? Replace us?
November 29, 2025 at 5:00 AM
What are they gonna do? Replace us?
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To thine own self please be fr
November 29, 2025 at 1:25 AM
To thine own self please be fr
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one type of lady i really enjoy is sexy
November 28, 2025 at 9:42 PM
one type of lady i really enjoy is sexy
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What is this shit?
November 28, 2025 at 7:30 AM
What is this shit?